Disclaimer: I do not own Final Fantasy 7 nor Kingdom Hearts
Rating:K
Warnings: Curiosity
Spoilers: Cloud's sanity

Birds n' bees

There where many things that should have alerted Cloud that today was not a normal day. One would have been the lack of Tifa in his bed this morning, the next, the lack of breakfast and the note on the refrigerator that stated she had left to the doctors and Yuffie would be watching the children. However, Cloud didn't heed this, believing Tifa had went out shopping, as was her favorite past time, she had been acting rather odd. Throwing up, hoarding Cloud's favorite childhood dish: Hot dogs stuffed with pepper jack cheese smothered in mustard.

So Cloud carried threw his day, dropping off a few local packages before coming home to find Denzel and Marlene waiting with Yuffie, who was supposed to be with Tifa, or thats what Cloud thought.

"Hey Spikes!" Yuffie smiled at him from behind the bar, rocking on the balls of her feet. Denzel and Marlene waved at him from a corner table before turning back to their homework.

Cloud just nodded a hello to the two children, eying Yuffie and her beaming face. "Why are you here?"

Yuffie's face faltered and she starred at him, "Baby sitting ("We're not babies!") Denzel and Marlene. Tifa had asked me to watch them, didn't she tell you?"

Cloud shook his head, taking a seat across from her. The ninja shook her head, even she had found the note. But this didn't deter the ninja and she started smiling again, her eyes locked on his.

"What's with you today?"

Yuffie shook her head, "Nothing daddy."

Cloud frowned, what was wrong with Yuffie, she normally wasn't this creepy nor odd. Denzel and Marlene glanced up, looking at the two quizzically before turning to each other. Yuffie started humming idly wiping the already clean bar off.

Cloud want to say something, but the worlds never left his mouth as the bar's door opened and Tifa walked in, loaded down with a ton of pastel colored bags. Yuffie smiled rushing over to the other woman and took a majority of the bags. Behind Tifa came Reno and Rude, trying to wrestle a rather large box threw the door.

"Rude, turn left... No my left, the other way." Reno muttered trying to get inside of the door however, it seemed the two Turks where stuck and Reno's directions, not that they had helped anyways, weren't working.

Cloud stood, eying all the bags that now littered the bar and a few tables, "What is all this stuff?" Tifa looked at him and smiled brightly.

"We're going to have a baby!" She all but cheered. Yuffie jumped about, her excitement finally getting the best of her and cheered her friend's good fortune. Denzel and Marlene had stood up, the two joining in Yuffie's excitement.

"Yay! We're going to have a brother!" Denzel shouted till Marlene stopped and kicked him.

"Sister!" Denzel looked at her indignity.

"Brother," the two started bickering over the new member of their family while Yuffie went on about her becoming an aunt and the two Turks still worked to get the large box into the door.

"Are you alright?" Cloud looked at Tifa and nodded in disbelief.

"Yea. I'm just..thinking."

Tifa shook her head, and but a hand on her husbands shoulder, "You'll be a great father. Don't get down in the dumps. We'll make it threw this." She pulled him close holding him tightly. "We'll be alright, we have each other."

However, their small time of peace was shattered and the sanctuary they had in the small corner of the bar was invaded as Denzel and Marlene came over, looking at Cloud expectingly.

"Where do babies come from?"

Hmm...I have the feeling that I must torture Cloud, I'm not sure why. Anyways, this was done really fast and considering I got my idea from petshop boys, this is very tame. Please, tell me what you think. Thanks for reading!