I have no excuse except that procrastination is a very bad disease that I catch just as much as a cold. Yup, I just can't seem to get really into the mindset of the earlier chapters. Plus there's the problem of 'what nicknames can I use for peoples' privates'! It's harder to make a good lemon than I thought. Well can you guys please give me… er… some… nicknames for male and female privates? Please enjoy reading.

Corn, the Chicken, and a Chat

Today was an amazing day. The moment Ren got to his apartment, he rushed to his closet and pulled out empty shoe boxes until he held one that slightly rattled. Ren sat for a long time debating whether he should open it. The black shoe box he had was one of the few things he kept with him after he came to Japan.

Slowly the lid opened, as though somebody else, and it revealed its contents. There were several pictures of a black haired little girl in pigtails and always in a simple dress smiling with a tall blond haired boy with, also always, a neat shirt and shorts. Their surroundings were in varies spots and standing or sitting positions at the same place: a clearing by a creak in the middle of a forest. Next to the scattered pictures was a pink plaid handkerchief.

Ren lightly touched the handkerchief before snapping back to his senses. He shouldn't be dwelling on his past. With a last longing look, Ren snapped the lid back on and placed it once again in the very back of all the other shoe boxes. He ran from his closet and after showering went straight to bed and slept.

The day didn't turn amazing until the evening. That was when he found a once cherished item on the ground before Love Me girl came running down the LME stairs screaming a name he once went by. "Corrrrrrn!"

"Hi… what happened? You seem to be in a real hurry." He commented as she wobbled down the last few steps with Sawara-san tailing her. "A stone… didn't a stone come falling down? It's a purplish-blue stone!"

"It's yours?" Ren asked as he watched Love Me girl search from the stairs to on the floor. "Yes… it's my treasure. Oh no… what do I do if I can't find it? I dropped it from so far up… even if I find it… it might be chipped or broken!" She cried and Ren watched Love Me girl break down without his help. "I'm soooorry Corrrn!"

Wait could this be who he thought it was? No, the vengeful Love Me girl who only does her best to earn her points and get a leg up in her 'career' could ever be HER. Could she? "'Corn'… is the name of the person who gave me that stone. When I was a kid… and a crybaby, he gave me the stone. It was a treasure for him too… so that I'd cry less…" That was all Ren needed to know to get his answer.

Yes, it is her. Ren's grip on the stone unconsciously tightened as he continued to listen to her. "But… I… Dropped it!" Yup it's her alright, Ren's rarely seen anybody cry that much over something so small. Ren pretended to look around the floor and called Love Me girl's and Sawara-san's attention. "Um. This it?" Ren held up the blue stone.

The next second, Love Me girl was right in front of Ren in awe of the simple stone in his hand then, right before his eyes, she changed. She smiled so heavenly in front of him that the air around her was lighter, much my peaceful. "Thank you…" She said sweetly and brought Ren back to his senses. "So much." Love Me girl bowed.

"No problem." Ren looked down at her. There was just that ONE burning question still left though. "Did you… Perhaps live in Kyoto?" Ren watched as the happiness quickly melted to fear on Love Me girl's face. "No?" Ren asked, maybe she won't take the bait. "Y-yes I did. Why?" This will be too easy.

"Did you know that stone is mined in Kyoto?" Love Me girl's automatic reaction plainly gave him his answer. "What? Is that true?" She looked at her stone again. "If it were true… you'd know about it, right?" Ren turned away from her and sighed. "Hey… have you ever seen a stone like that being sold as a Kyoto souvenir? Sheesh… you really are easily duped." Ren faced a now pissed off Love Me girl. "I'm surprised you've managed to survive this long, if you're that vulnerable." To be honest, everything Ren said was meant to help her. He just might have come off as jerk, it's not his fault. "If you stay like this, you'll be duped by a bad man and end up in tears… Hmm…" Ren thought about what he just said. "Maybe you've already been duped and ended up in tears?" Love Me girl spoke up at this observation.

"It's none of your business!" It really was too easy for her to admit things. Well, it's just one more thing she needs to know. "Maybe the one who duped you is that guy?" Ren could have bet that some of the color in Love Me girl's face went away the second he mentioned it. But instead of saying anything to him, she switched to Sawara-san. "Well, I think I'll change and go hoooome! Sawara-san." He instantly looked worried. "Goodbye!" then he settled down. "Oh, goodbye."

Ren didn't feel that he got his message through to her yet though. "That's the truth, huh?" he muttered high enough for her to hear. "You seem to want to say 'I didn't say I was duped by him!' But in this business even if someone points out the truth, you have to say 'no' and keep saying it or things that work to your disadvantage are exaggerated and spread around." Ren looked Love Me girl full in the eye to deal his final blow. "If you want to join showbiz you should be able to do that before people tell you to." What Ren said next was purely just to see what would happen if her really pushed the harmless Love Me girl. "Well if you can't make your debut, it's useless even if you do learn this."

The next thing that happened was one of the very last things Ren would ever expect from the Love Me girl, even more now that he knew who she was when she was little. She may not have actually said the word but she still called him an ass hole. An ass hole, him! Well she has changed a lot from before.

Then again when Ren remembered the smile when she found her treasure and compared it to when she first received it… no, she hasn't changed much at least not as much as he has. (AN: Swear I didn't know that last part was actually in the manga when I wrote it!) With that Ren smiled for the first time, in a long time, in his sleep as he dreamed about the fun times he's had with her. With Kyoko.

The next day everything was as normal as could be. Though Ren regretted never seeing Love Me girl the whole day he still didn't lose hope of getting back at her. There was no way on earth she was going to make an easy escape for her rudeness.

But soon even Love Me girl's rudeness was erased with one word: ten-te-ko-ma-i. It's a word in the changed script for one of Ren's dramas and it had him worrying over it ever since he read the word. What kind of dance is tentekomai?

Apparently it was not a dance… at all. How he found out was not by his trusty phone that he forgot that morning or the temporary phone Yashiro had broken like his own, Ren found out thanks to a chicken. No not an actual chicken, a man in a hen suit for a show he got fired on told him what tentekomai really was, after he was done laughing. The way the chicken talked to him was different from anybody else's, maybe one but Ren could care less about that person, and he actually said that he hated Ren. That he was a phony hiding behind a gentlemanly smile but once he found out how Ren expressed his anger in showbiz the chicken practically begged for forgiveness when Ren actually showed his anger.

It was quite hilarious and it was actually the most fun he had in a while. By the time they had to part, Ren was feeling more confident about his work and that he might have actually met somebody that he will like. It's a shame he couldn't say the same with Love Me girl. 'She's too different from before. There's nothing there to like.' He thought as he lie in his bed.

When Ren next woke up he had the strangest yet the most pleasurable feeling. But as soon as he saw the blankets over him shift, "Fuck!" Ren moved to sitting against his head board and he heard something make a whining sound.

"Ahh, Tsuruga-san you're messing up all my hard work." A very familiar figure came up from under the cover with the blanket still on her head. "Oh geez it's just you… can you warn me before you do something like this next time?" Ren sighed in relief that it wasn't some psycho girl that broke in to rape him… well at least he knew this one a bit.

"Wait… what were you doing to me while I was asleep?" Ren felt for his bedside lamp and turned it on and looked down at himself and saw that he was stiff. He looked up to see his playmate completely covered under the blanket. "Is something wrong? Why are under there still?" Ren tugged on the cover a little but was met with a lot of resistance.

"Can't I see you now?" Ren asked a little disappointed now. The head of the covers shook sideways for his answer and moved to up and on to his lap in two seconds. "Wait what are-" Ren groaned as he felt his playmates warm tongue lick up his shaft. "I wanna taste you again Tsuruga-san." And she continued licking him again. "Taste me again? How many times have done this tonight?" Ren had to really focus on what he said. "Just once since it took a while but it tasted really good when you finally came." She continued licking and eventually used her hands to move up and down or move him to reach more areas, all the while earning moans and groans from Ren as he tried to get his breathing even.

He almost came when he felt her take almost all of him in to her hot little mouth. One hand grasped her hair through the blanket and the other a hand full of sheets. Ren's head fell back, against the headboard and his eyes were shut tight. His playmate sensed that he was close and went to alternating between short fast strokes and long slow drags. It was pure torture that Ren didn't want to end just because of each second she continued she got better and better. But eventually Ren's playmate got too good when she did this little trick with her new talent. While one of her hands stroked him she made her mouth as tight as she could and rubbed her tongue against his head making Ren reach his end.

As Ren was calming down from his high he felt his playmate lap the rest of him clean as she hummed in pleasure and happiness of what she just accomplished. Ren fuzzily saw a lightly sun kissed skinned girl move from under the blanket and felt her straddle his lap. Ren focused on his playmate's face just as she switched the lamp's light off and sighed when he didn't get a good enough look. "Why are you here?" Ren murmured as he kissed her neck in appreciation.

"Because I promised to help you relax. But I've been so busy that I've barely gotten to see you on a good time." She played with a few strands of Ren's hair. "So I'm making it up to you for the last time we saw each other and for some future nights."

They continued their long and seeming endless dance where Ren barely did any of the work since his playmate insisted she should. The results were two joined exhausted lovers who still couldn't get enough of each other. "Where are you going to be?" Ren looked down to his cuddling companion. "Working. I need to really improve in my career and I'm still at the bottom." She sighed.

"When are you going to come again?"Ren was sure he was going to miss her while she was away, if only for the fact that she was the best wet dream he kept having. A willing woman that did all she could to please him. "I can come right now if you want to too." She giggled as Ren lightly spanked her for the purposeful miss interpretation. "In a few weeks but there's something I need to ask you about." That was a surprise to Ren but she does deserve something from him after the three times she rode him without Ren needing to help. "Um what is it?" His play mate sat up and hugged her legs.

"Why are you mean with just Love Me girl?" Now that was an even bigger surprise. "I know all about what's happened between you two and I know that you know that you knew her from before your acting careers." Ren sat up with her by this time. "How do you know all of that?" He asked with suspicion clear in his voice. But she ignored his question. "You were really nice to her before when you played along with the fairy prince thing but now you bully her every chance you get. Why?" Ren thought took a moment to think about his answer. Why was he always mean around Love Me girl and just to her? What was he accomplishing by making them two enemies due to his comments? Well at the end of most of them he got a laugh out of how easily Love Me girl is to dupe but there was also something else. Something that he realized as he said it. "I'm making distance between us." The two looked at each other even though Ren couldn't really see anything but the shape of the girl next to him. "I loved her when we were children and it broke me when I had to leave her." Ren paused and another question came to his companion.

"So are you're afraid that if you fall in love with her again one of you might leave later?" She tilted her head to one side. "No, I can't love her because, one, she's too different from before. I highly doubt I can like anything about her now. Two, she a teenager-"

"You're being hypocritical." His playmate stated. "Ever body changes over time, you should know that. Besides I'm a teenager too." She giggled again. "What we have now is different from what I would have with her since I know her in work and I haven't even seen your face once. And three," Ren continued from before he was interrupted. "I just can't, not now while I still have my career to think about." Ren said with finality as he starred at his blanket. "Or ever Tsuruga-san?" Ren looked to his playmate again. "How do-"

"I know more than you would want anyone to know Tsuruga-san." Was the last thing Ren heard before he blacked again.

Yeah I know, the handkerchief bit was my own doing, but do you think it was okay? I hope I got everything okay. Sorry about the long time it took to update, hope you haven't given up on the story. But I do plan on updating by next Friday. Because, hey, things do get more interesting as the time passes (which is kinda hard to keep track of). Please have a nice day/evening!