Chapter 2 of my series, The Tobi Of Zero, as you can see we last seen Tobi and the rest of the akatsuki as a random yo mama fight that I won makes us not realize that tobi when...

"I WOULD HAVE WON YOU SON OF A BITCH"Hidan interrupted...and I won so shut it bitch, "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME!"Hidan yelled, I called you a bitch, shut up let's get on with the story.."Fine but I will kill you soon, you know that right?"Hidan asked, you cant I created and I can make you what ever I want so HA,

"You cant do SHIT to me im Fucking Hidan bitch so HAHA"Hidan said, oh yeah...TRANSFORMATION HIDAN GOOO!,

([...ching...ching...done])

"huh...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, IM A FUCKING POODLE, I FUCKING HATE POODLE'S, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT HURTS!"Hidan yelled learning his lesson. Lets continue...

([{In Louise's world}])

"Louise, so what do you think your gonna summon tomorrow."Kirche said

"For the 27th time, LEAVE ME ALONE...but I bet its gonna be MUCH better than your's... what I will summon tomorrow will be strong, wise, and powerful, just wait" Louise

"Sure...whatever"

([{in the akatsuki world}])

"FUCK WHERE IS TOBI, WHERE DOES THAT PORTAL THING LEAD TO, AHHHHH"all the akatsuki yelled at the same time

"AHHHH, HIDAN, WHY ARE YOU A POODLE"all

"WELL DEIDARA IS A CHICKEN!"Hidan

"I'VE BEEN A CHICKEN THREE MONTHS...DAMN NARRATOR DON'T MOCK HIM"Deidara

([{Back To Familiar Of Zero}])

"I hope I summon something good tomorrow if I want to beat Kirche.."..(me happy face)..."tomorrow in who's familiar is better"said Louise..(me sad face)..

Hmmmmm... LOUISE, SEXUAL ORIENTATION CHANGE GOOO...BOTH WAYS

([...ching...ching...done])

"Huh what just happened"

she now goes both ways HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA...that was random but it's a hell of a story

{[ next morning]}

"hey Louise so how will you react when you summon a failure familiar" Kirche

"I'LL SHOW YOU...(grr, I do I feel "happy" when I look at her...must be because I was up all night)"Louise

({after everyone got there familiar it was Louise's turn})

"No way you'll ever beat my familiar its so CUTE" said a ,happy, Kirche (sigh)

({used her spell making a big explosion but saw something when the smoke cleared...she thought it looked kind of like a person...was it her familliar})

"Huh? where am I? huh, huh, huh...HELLO"said a cute, happy, and confused Tobi

"Who, who are you?"Louise..."My name is Tobi, and im a GOOD BOY!"Tobi said happily.

"umm but who are you, and where are you from?"Louise asked

"Im Tobi and I'm in the famous group of anime people called the Akatsuki and it's fun!"Tobi

"He's soooooooo, CUTE"Kirche

"Tobi a good boy -^.^-" Tobi

([{End of chapter 2}])

Well it's the moment you've all been waiting for...Tobi meets Familiar Of Zero...this is gonna be fun cause no one can resist the cuteness of TOBI ...the two, Tobi and Louise, have something in common...

THEY LOVE EXPLOSIONS-^.^-

YAAAAAAAY!