MegaKiraraLover: see, i told you i'd be back! sorry about the delay (writer's block) (not to mention my other stories i'm working on). make sure you give me your reviews, peoples! i've only gotten one from myself so i could see how it worked. even if you're criticizing me, i still need some reviews so i can make my readers happy (gushy, i know, but i can't think!). well, here's chapters 3-4!
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Chapter 3:
More Problems, But No Solutions
"What the hell was that for?" Ed exclaimed.
"Wait. They didn't go through? What the hell happened?" InuYasha asked stupidly.
"I just sensed something." Kagome suddenly said.
"What?" everyone except Ed and Al (who had just climbed out of the well) gasped.
"What do you mean 'sensed'?" Al asked even more stupidly than InuYasha had.
"Al's armor is not only empty, but it has a Shikon Shard's power dissolved into it!" Kagome exclaimed. "And Ed has the same thing for his right arm and left leg!"
Ed and Al were speechless. As was everyone else (if you don't know why, then you shouldn't even be reading this! the Shikon Shards are the reason why most things happen in InuYasha's life! duh!).
"H-how did y-y-you know A-Al's armor i-i-is empty?" gasped Ed.
"Wait a minute. What do you mean Al's suit is empty? That's imposable. Unless…" Miroku started.
"Unless Al's a demon!" Sango finished loudly.
"A demon?" Ed and Al started backing up slowly. "How about we talk this over. Mainly because DEMONS AREN'T REAL! Sure, homunculus, and sure, chimeras, but not demons!"
"Hue-man-cue-less? What's a hue-man-cue-less?" InuYasha asked. "Is it a type of demon? "
"We're missing the point here, guys. Al's a DEMON. You do know what we have to do, right?" Sango asked slyly.
Ed and Al's backs hit the well.
"I say Pipsqueak and Al," Ed glared at InuYasha menacingly, "are not demons. I don't know how," he said when everyone started staring at him (including Ed), "but I just know there're not. It's weird. Almost like…"
"Almost like you've met us another time other than the last time we met." Ed finished. "I know what you mean. Somehow. I've never seen you before in my life (other than last time), yet I can tell we've met before. Right, Al?"
"Uhhh…" Al started.
"You mean you don't?"
"Uhhh…" Al repeated.
"I guess it's just us." InuYasha said.
"Oh, yeah. I feel like an idiot. How 'bout you?" Ed asked.
"Uh-huh. Pipsqueak." InuYasha said Pipsqueak just to be annoying. And it worked.
"Al, this time don't hold me back!" Ed screamed. He lunged at InuYasha.
InuYasha casually stepped back and Ed's back hit InuYasha's tree.
"Hey! Watch out for my tree, Pipsqueak!" he yelled. His ears twitched as he stretched his claws and lunged at Ed (do you see a pattern?). Ed jumped to the side and InuYasha's claws just scratched him. To be more specific, InuYasha scratched Ed's right arm. In fact, Ed's whole sleeve came tearing off with a big 'Riiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppp!'!
Ed's arm…. Well, let's just say it isn't like other arms. It's an auto-mail.
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MegaKiraraLover: auto-mail is just like a mechanical arm, only it's connected strait to the nerves in your arm. anyone who watches fullmetal alchemist knows that. duh!
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"Wait. A mechanical arm? What is it made of? Metal?" Kagome asked.
"Yep. The latest technology mixed with alchemy. Connected right to my nerve endings and made to work like a real arm. Cool, huh?" Ed asked as he showed it to Kagome proudly.
"Wow. Hey, InuYasha."
"Not now, Kagome! I've got to kill this guy!" InuYasha exclaimed angrily at Kagome as he lunged (again) at Ed.
Kagome's face got red with rage and she screamed, "SIT, boy! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" InuYasha's body seemed to freeze in midair, then he went at least ten feet into the ground!
Ed and Al were staring at InuYasha speechlessly while Sango and Miroku just sat down and sighed because they realized normalness of it all. Kagome was staring at InuYasha hotly.
"What the hell did you do that for, bitch?" InuYasha screamed angrily at Kagome. Naturally, she didn't answer to 'bitch'.
"H-h-how'd you do that?" Ed had finally gained his voice.
"We've already explained this to you. It's magic. Didn't we explain?" Kagome asked Miroku.
Before he could answer, Shippo appeared with a ruffled expression.
"Shippo! What's wrong? Are you alright?" Kagome was worried.
"The- and the- and the-" He couldn't seem to be able to catch his breath.
"Settle down, Shippo, and tell us what's wrong," Songo said as she picked up the poor demon child.
Shippo took a deep breath and started his story.
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Chapter 4:
Shippo's Tale
"Well, you see, I was walking through the forest, and I heard voices coming from Kaede's village's direction, so I naturally went to go check it out," Shippo started proudly.
"You mean you snuck from bush to bush extra quietly," Miroku said smugly while his right hand started traveling towards Sango's butt.
"Don't even think about it, you perverted monk," Sango warned coldly while never taking her eyes off Shippo (who had moved to the middle of the circle). Just so you know, InuYasha and Ed were on either side of Kagome and glaring at each other menacingly, Al was next to Ed and Sango, and Miroku was in between Sango and InuYasha.
Shippo blushed bright red and continued. "So, anyway, I went to check it out and-"
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Shippo: hold on a sec, where was i before all this!
MegaKiraraLover: uhh… don't you remember, Shippo? you were out getting water!
Al: you forgot to put him in, didn't you?
MegaKiraraLover: uh, uh, uh… why don't you all put a fucking sock in it so we can get back to the stupid story?
Ed: yeah, she forgot.
MegaKiraraLover: oh, just shut up, you idiotic pipsqueak!
Ed: what did you call me?
MegaKiraraLover: uhhhh… nothing. eh-heh-heh-heh. just joking around, fullmetel.
Ed: that's what i thought.
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"-saw something attacking the village! I think it was a giant demon!"
"And you just left it all alone? From what I've heard from the so called 'legends' back home, this 'demon' is a real threat!" Ed exclaimed angrily while ripping his eyes off InuYasha.
"Hey! Don't get mad at Shippo! He's just a young child!" Kagome exclaimed protectively. You see, Shippo has always looked up to Kagome as a sort of mother figure, and Kagome has played the role of mother well.
"Fine, fine! But he looks like a demon, so I just-" Ed started.
"Let me guess. You just 'assumed' that he could take care of himself! Well guess what, genius, he can't!"
"Hey!" Shippo exclaimed at the remark.
Kirara poked her head out at the annoying voices. Didn't they know she was trying to sleep?
"MEEEEWW! MEEEW! Mew." she exclaimed. In cat demon language, that means 'Shut the hell up, you idiotic buffoons! I'm trying to sleep here! God.'.
"Whoa! What's that? A cat of some kind?" Ed exclaimed questioningly.
Sango laughed. "Kinda. She's my demon cat, Kirara."
"Oh, it's so cute!" Al exclaimed. "Can I pet it, Brother?"
"Sure, Al," Ed laughed. "Just be careful."
Sango put Kirara down and she ran to Al. Kirara was so small, Al had to pet her with just one finger.
"Oh, Kirara, just get big so he can really pet you." Sango sounded exasperated at Kirara's rudeness.
"Mew." Kirara said. Translation (Trans. for short): "Fine."
Fire enveloped Kirara and she grew to the size of Al's armor! Times two!
"Mew?" Trans.: "Well? You going to pet me or what?"
"Wow. More magic?" That was Ed.
"Demon power," Sango said.
"Awww, she's even cuter!" Al exclaimed as he started to pet her back. Everyone stared as Kirara purred contently.
"Meew!" Kirara exclaimed. Trans.: "That feels really good!"
"Kirara never warms up to ANYONE that quickly! It's amazing!" Sango exclaimed.
Shippo was getting upset. "Is anyone going to help Kaede's village?" he exclaimed questioningly.
"Oh, yeah! Let's go, guys!" Kagome exclaimed. "InuYasha, Shippo is going to ride with us. Everyone else, ride on Kirara!" So, they went to go help Kaede's village.
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MegaKiraraLover: o.k., that's the end of these chapters! by the time i was done with this, i had two more reviews. by the way, i wish to recommend a story by Ionia9319. it's called "Chronicles of Ionia's Lives" and it's in the inuyasha section. she is a bad speller, but a great writer. in case you were wondering, she's forcing me to write that, although her stories are actually kinda good. PLEASE don't tell her i said ANY of this, though.