MegaKiraraLover: hi, y'all! sorry, i'm stupid. anyway, i finally got over a bad case of the flu and mom wouldn't let me type, write, or do pretty much anything that involves moving my body. other than eating and going to the bathroom, of course. i hope that no one's mad 'bout the wait. anyway, here's my next two chapters!
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Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, or any related characters. I recently realized that I haven't put any disclaimers before this, so here it is!
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Chapter 5:
Let's See What's Happening
at Ed and Al's Home
As the title says, we're going to Ed and Al's time/universe to find out what's going on.
Mustang was leaning against the old well 'investigating' the disappearance of the Elric brothers. Hughes, Hawkeye, and Havoc were helping. And you know that means they were doing all of the work while Mustang was just laying around. I hope we can get home in time for my date, thought Mustang.
All of a sudden, something bumped into Mustang and he fell backwards into the well.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Mustang yelled. There was a brilliant display of purple sparks at the bottom of the well, and Mustang disappeared.
Hawkeye was right there and saw what happened. "What happened to Colonial Mustang?" she wondered out loud.
"Who cares?" asked Havoc as he was smoking on his usual cigarette and searching the ground.
"We'd better check it out," sighed Hughes as he got up and walked over to the well. "We'll get in trouble if we don't."
Hawkeye went first. Just like with Mustang, there was a purple flash and she disappeared.
"You know…" Havoc started.
"What?" asked Hughes.
"We don't have to go after them. We could just let them go on their own."
"Fine. ONE of us can stay here. We'll flip a coin." He pulled one out.
"O.K. Heads, you go, and tails, I stay."
"Deal." It was tails.
"O.K., it's tails. I stay." Havoc just pulled one of the oldest tricks ever.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Hughes exclaimed as he realized what Havoc had done. Havoc pushed him into the well and his form…. Well, it changed.
"Thank god! I thought they would never go through that well!" Envy exclaimed. "How's the real Havoc doing?"
"Oh, he's doing fine. He's on the verge of death; just the way I like him." Lust walked out of the forest (with Gluttony), pulling along the nearly lifeless form of Havoc. "Just the way I like him indeed."
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MegaKiraraLover: confusering, no? well, it will all explain itself later.
Havoc: why the hell am i half dead?
MegaKiraraLover: glairs evilly at Havoc. you have to wait just like everyone else! laughs maniacally.
Ed: uh…m.k.l. my new nickname. ? are you feeling o.k.?
M.K.L.: gains control of herself. yeah. sorry, got lost in the moment. anyway, let's see what winry's doing!
Ed: does crazy twirl around ear and points at M.K.L. as al, havoc, and mustang try to hold back laughs.
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Winry was worried. Ed and Al hadn't been seen for at least 7 hours, and it was turning into an all out search. No one had seen them since they were watching the old well by….
Wait a minute, thought Winry. Maybe that old well has something to do with this. I'd better go check it out.
On her way to the old well, Winry found out the search party had gone missing as well, so, naturally, she was more worried than ever.
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M.K.L.: o.k., next chapter time! We'll find out what happened to winry later. evil smile. or maybe not. you never know.
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Chapter 6:
Demon Attack!
O.K., back to Ed, Al, and the InuYasha gang.
The demon was fierce. The demon was tough. The demon was…. Small. It was a lowly weasel demon with no Shikon Shards at all.
"Let's let Al and Pipsqueak take care of this one. See what they can do." InuYasha sounded bored.
"That little thing?" Al asked, pointing.
"It's actually much stronger than it looks," warned Kagome.
"Pfft. This will be a piece of cake. Chocolate cake, at that," Ed bragged. He was so cocky, he didn't even get mad at InuYasha for calling him Pipsqueak. Amazing, right? True story, I swear. "Everyone had better stand back!" He clapped his hands together and slid his left one down his metal arm from his elbow, down. It turned into one of the hugest, fanciest, sharpest swards InuYasha had ever seen!
"Wow!" exclaimed Sango.
"Impressive," Miroku said, obviously impressed.
"Alchemy," Al said. Everyone except Ed turned to look at him. "A science that is based on the laws of 'Equivalent Exchange'."
"Trading one object for another of equal or lesser value." Everyone now turned to stare at Kagome, but she was too excited for figuring it out to notice. "For instance, if you have wine, you can turn it into water, but if you have silk, you can't turn it into rocks or something like that. Right?" She looked over at Al.
"Th-that's it exactly!" Al was amazed that Kagome knew this.
Apparently, so was Miroku. "Kagome, how did you know that?" he asked.
"Just a wild guess," she blushed.
"Riiightt." InuYasha sound's real impressed, doesn't he?
"All done!" Ed exclaimed. The almost lifeless form of the weasel demon was next to him. Ed clapped his hands again and made his arm normal again. Or, at least as close to normal as it can get.
"Nice," Sango praised.
"Why don't you ever praise me?" Miroku asked.
"Because you're a perverted monk. Oh, and that's about as close as a praise you'll ever get from me."
Miroku sighed.
"Brother?" Al asked.
"Yeah?" Ed.
"Am I hallucinating, or is that Mustang, Hawkeye, and Hughes over there?"
"That's impossible, Al," Ed pointed out as he turned toward where Al was looking. "Whatever brought us here isn't worki- OH MY GOD! IT IS THEM! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE!"
Sure enough, there was Mustang, Hawkeye, and Hughes wandering around aimlessly in the forest, trying to find their way out.
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M.K.L.: long chapters, i know, but i just had too many ideas to figure out when to stop!
Mustang: what's happening in here?
Hawkeye: i guess she's just making it up as she goes.
M.K.L.: makes mustang hit hawkeye across the face. what was that, hawkeye?
Hawkeye: rubs her face.
Mustang: sorry, hawkeye, but the writer made me do it!
Hawkeye: slaps mustang across the face. i never heard THAT excuse from a man before.
Ed: eating popcorn and waving flag that says "hawkeye". go, hawkeye!
Mustang: rubs HIS face.
M.K.L.: oh, no, what have i done? aww, well. it can't be helped. pulls out her own popcorn and hawkeye flag. yeah! whohoo! you go, girl!
Al: sighs this could take a while.