Hoffman and Sidney - The Funky Monkey Dance (The Third Melody)
Oh come on, if I was to make an EarthBound and Trauma Center crossover, this song cannot, AND I REPEAT, CANNOT, be forgotten when writing.
This is "Open Sesame Tofu!" (Music track)/"The Funky Monkey Dance" (iTunes remix)/"The Wes Dance" (Video of the dance on YouTube). You guys need to look it up on YouTube, the dance for this...
Just...
Yeah...
Warnings: Pure, genuine, utter CRACK

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It seemed like a normal day in Caduceus USA, but apparently, one of the children patients there decided that it would be funny to hide the main pair and the 3 spare keys to the supply closet while sneaking out of their hospital room.

So, now, all the doctors and nurses are frantically searching everywhere for the keys while the senior director and the director find another way to open the doors.

"Okay, I've tried everything! Do you have any idea on how to open it up?" Director Sidney Kasal directed the question to Senior Director Robert Hoffman. The tone of his voice felt like he was ready to take a chainsaw or something of that sort and kick the door down.

"Hmmmm..." he wondered. "I wonder if I remember..."

Sidney raised a brow. "Remember what?"

"This other way to open the door," Hoffman replied. "Here, let's see..." he said as he stepped forward to in front of the door.

"... Sidney. This is embarrassing, turn the other way."

Sidney backed away, turning his back to his elder.

"Don't look now! It's not like I'm sticking my butt out or anything!" Hoffman raised his voice slightly. Despite him saying not to turn around and look, he still mumbled under his breathe the moves in order in the dance.

"Arms up, and side side side side, shake shake shake shake, step to the right, right, step to the left, shake shake shake shake, one two one two, step around, shake shake shake, spin... And pose!" he instructed himself as he did what he just said.

Sidney failed to follow orders and sneaked a few peeks during that embarrassing, but ever so funny moment. The last time he peeked was before Hoffman spun around, and then when he turned around again, he was shocked to see the doors open.

"... I believe I taught you this dance when you first started to work here?" Hoffman asked.

Sidney was too dumbfounded from the magical dance. After a while, he slowly shook his head "no".

"Well, you need to learn it. After we're done getting the supplies, you will start lessons immediately."

He couldn't help but laugh inside from the mental image of Sidney failing to open the door.

Sidney shuddered of the mental image of doing it right.

The next couple weeks were ruled as the worst weeks ever for director Sidney Kasal.

Nonetheless, every time a door wouldn't open, the Caduceus workers always got a kick from the dance.

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Well... That was fun to write. LOL.
Thanks for reading you guys~ Derek/Angie or Markus/Valerie fluff will be next, so... 8D (Whichever one I feel like doing~)
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