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Demon/thoughts

Human/thoughts

Seer of Chaos

Naruto's match ended in silence (mostly). The villagers and ninja were struck silent. Orochimaru and Sarutobi had their mouths open, and the seer was laughing his ass off. I mean how often do you see someone reenact your mom's words? The referee then announced the winner.

"Winner: Naruto Uzumaki!"

The viewers began to cheer until…

"That is not his last name"

The crowd began to look to the seer while the third was begging him to shut up. Taking a few moments to revel in the attention and to soak his shockingly small ego into the tub of the third old and weary pleas (god I love being me), he continued to talk.

First off… BIBBITY BOBBITY BACON (thank you Jim Gaffigan, for without you I would not know of the bacon to bacon space time continuum) and a plate of delicious bacon appeared in his left hand then he began chowing on it immediately getting glares from the Akamichi's in the crowd. They got angrier when he fed a strip to a runner who quickly snapped it from his hand and swallowed. This left many wondering where the bacon came from…

=======in a town not so far away=======

Tsunade had heard rumors of pigs disappearing from farms recently. All the farmers reported seeing a blinding light and the only thing left was some blood. She was not prepared for what was happening in her room.

Opening her and Shizune's hotel room, she saw a swirling vortex trying to suck in a squealing Ton-ton, whose only life line was Tsunade's apprentice Shizune holding on to the pig. "LADY TSUNADE HELP ME SAVE TON-TON … LADY TSUNADE?" the door the slammed shut.

=======back at the chunin exams=======

Not many thing entertained Orochimaru. Torture and a good fight were only a few of these things, but this man was easily becoming more and more amusing by the second. He only hoped that whatever his former sensei was begging him not to say would torment the village.

"His real name is Naruto Namikaze. Son of Kushina Uzumaki, princess of Whirlpool and Minato Namikaze, the Yellow flash, or in a twist of fate, the fourth Hokage, the very man who sealed the nine-tailed fox in his own son, Naruto!" Almost immediately the villagers began protesting. The ninja began to put the pieces together and began to see the resemblance. Orochimaru felt like it was his birthday. Looking at the idiotic villagers, the seer quickly lost his patience. "YOU STUPID FUCKING HYPOCRITES! YOU PRAISE THE BOY'S FATHER LIKE HE WERE A MESSIAH, SAYING HOW NOBLE HE WAS, BUT YOU REDTARDS NEVER REALIZED NOBLE THAT DUMBASS REALLY WAS! DOESN'T HELP YOUR CURRENT HOKAGE HAS BECOME THE COUNCIL'S BITCH!" (Stupid people piss me off). The villagers looked to their hokage for confirmation of this new information. The old man was as pale as Orochimaru (and that's saying something). This was all they needed to realize what they had done. Uproar soon ensued, until a dark aura erupted from the arena. Naruto was covered in the fox's chakra which was burning his skin off. Now in his four tailed state, Naruto jumped and landed in the kage's box.

"YOU KNEW…YOU…LIED…TO ME…" said Naruto in a growling voice. Faster than the eye could see, Naruto "lightly" slashed the old man's face. Four long cuts were along Sarutobi's face as the old man began to cry tears of regret. Naruto oddly had more to say, or at least as much as one could when your skin has been burned off. "DONE SO MUCH…YET CARED FOR…SO LITTLE. GODPARENTS…ABANDONED ME…OLD MAN…LIED MANY TIMES TO ME…SENSEI…ABANDONED ME FOR UCHIHA…PEOPLE I PROTECT…TRY TO KILL ME…MEANS ONE THING…NO LONGER PROTECT LEAF…"

Naruto began to walk off, but not before saying "PROTECT ONLY SELF…"

Returning to normal, Naruto looked at the hokage and said "Just kidding, jeez can you imagine me as an emo?" This little act caused everyone to face fault (except the seer, because randomness is his past time).

Starting to feel relief, Sarutobi looked to Naruto and asked "So you're not angry?"

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"Course I'm pissed, but he's dead, you'll soon be killed by Orochimaru, and I got business to attend to so bye!" With that said, Naruto and the seer disappeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto reappeared in an empty seat next to Hinata, who was desperately trying not to faint. The seer appeared between Kurenai and Anko with his arms around them which resulted in a very expected reaction.

DOUBLE SLAP!

The seer then disappeared and then reappeared next to the hokage and the now present Jiraiya rubbing his cheeks.

"I think I'm in love" he said. Jiraiya then began to cry tears of joy in finding a brother in the holy order of perverts.

Sorry its short, just tired.