Sorry for not updating for so long. Issues with college, family, family pets (I'm starting to hate cats), and my ever growing insanity have proven to be formidable. Did that even makes since? Fuck it; on with the story.

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Demon/thoughts

Human/thoughts

Seer of Chaos

After the brief moment of perversion the seer returned to a … form of normalcy. The gennin were in a state of shock as once more a secret of great proportions was revealed. Sakura was the first to recover (surprisingly) and asked "Are you serious. You mean to tell me he's the son of not one but TWO famous ninja!"

"I'm serious"

Kiba then said in a sarcastic tone "How many secrets does our village have! What's next; His mom was the former host of the fox and the Uchiha were killed because of them planning an uprising?"

"…"

"OH YOU HAVE TO BE SHITTING ME!"

"I shit you not. How could I? No I am serious, how would I shit something as big as him!"

Crowd: "…"

Ninja: "…"

Naruto: (thinking pose)

Pedo-snake: "(giggidy)"

Sarutobi: "Are you blond?"

"Yes, why is that important?"

"Because that just explained the whole situation"

Naruto, the Seer, and Tsunade in a random bar where it was impossible for her to hear him: "FUCK YOU, YOU WRINKLY ASS SON OF A BITCH!"

-Time skip to the Shikamaru vs. Temari-

"I have to fight a girl again, troublesome" said Shikamaru. "Chauvinistic bastard, why are all men sexist and stupid" said Temari.

As the match started, Kurenai, who had walked up to the railing to get a better view, nodded her head in agreement. The seer had also gone to the railing to get a better view, but unlike last time that he was next to Kurenai, he seemed a bit peeved. "You do realize that your both being hypocrites right" said the seer.

"How so, seer" asked Kurenai.

"Please, call me 'Yumei' (famous in Japanese. No I am not stuck up, that is what my real English name means), and what I mean is that she just made a sexist statement about men"

"What statement" asked Tenten. She had come down as well to get a better view and she too agreed with Temari.

"Well she generalized all men as being stupid and that all of them believe that they all think women are beneath men. And don't say that its being feminist it's not. Saying its feminist is just peoples excuse making women not be labeled as such (I hope all women who think this way are paying attention. Same applies to racism)."

"But it's true" Said Kurenai. Tenten however was starting to see the now dubbed Yumei's point.

"And you are now proving my point"

The two girls stayed quiet.

Back in the arena: same as canon as well as the other matches until Sasuke's match.

Yumei had gone back up to his position next to the Hokage were he was approached by Naruto. After some whispering and a "You got to be kidding me" from Yumei, they got quiet once more.

What neither of them knew was that a Hyuuga elder that was enraged by Yumei's laughter during Neji's match had decided to take revenge by "accidentally" kill him. Without activating the Byakugan he did 5 successful "taps" on Yumei. For a short time he had an evil smirk that would rival Orochimaru's. He should know because he's right fucking over there! However his smile disappeared when Yumei turned towards him and asked "Why aren't you dead?"

"Use your Byakugan and find out dumbass"

Reluctantly, said dumbass used his Byakugan and yelled as loud as he could "YOU HAVE NO CHAKRA COILS! THAT'S…IMPOSSIBLE…YOU'RE ZOMBIE!"

Everyone: GASP!

"I was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice. I suppose an explanation is in order. The world where I hail from has little to no powers, or at least as far as I am aware of. Instead of focusing so much on powers we focus on technology. Our lack of chakra and technology do give us some advantages over you ninja" said Yumei.

"Like what? I don't see how a lack of chakra and your technology give you … a …advantage…" said Jiraiya who suddenly had distant look on his

"I see you understand Jiraiya, but for the sake of the slower folk I'll explain. Since I have no chakra coils the gentle fist has no effect on me other than minor irritation due to being repeatedly poked (Hyuugas yell "FUCK"). Genjutsu has no effect since it creates illusions by manipulating the chakra flow in the brain (Kurenai yells "FUCK"). Seals are cancelled due to similar reasons (Jiraiya, Orochimaru and surprisingly Sarutobi yell "FUCK"). So I would be most ninja's nightmare in combat…if I weren't so goddamn lazy." Summed up Yumei. "Now Naruto, would you do me a favor and take care of him would you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto pointed to the dumbass (that will forever be his name) and the face hugger leapt on to his face. As dumbass began to fall, Naruto summoned 2 tall dark xenomorphs with long tails (Warriors or human aliens) drag him away toward training ground #44 or the forest of death as most know it as (you can see where this is going, and yes it was a praetorian face hugger). Thus marked the end of the dumbass elder. He will be missed…kind of.

After about ten minutes of this going on, Kakashi and Sasuke finally show up in the arena. "We're not late are we?" said Kakashi, but he was ignored by everyone who were still shocked that the 'demon brat' just killed the elder (well he will be dead eventually).

"Uh…hello"

"Anyone listening?"

"ANSWER ME DAMN IT!"

Naruto turned to Kakashi and said "I'm sorry did you say something?"

Time seemed to stand still, at least until all the people who knew him laughed at him (including Sasuke). Gai however was crying anime tears of joy while yelling about the 'karma of youth'.

Yumei then said "I love it when karma and irony work together"

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