Episode Four: Wheeze
After Geoff and Bridgette invited the entire cast and crew of Total Drama to their wedding, some pretty strange things have been happening. First, Blaineley, Phil, and Brady were murdered, followed by Lindsay and Chef finding Beth hanging in her hotel room closet, and Sadie and Eva were also killed. Due to all of the disappearances that the wedding has amounted to so far, Cody and Justin got suspicious and Justin up and left. But while he was leaving, his boat exploded, killing him in the process.
The morning after DJ, Harold, and Owen learned about Beth's death was pretty miserable.
"Why'd she kill herself?" DJ kept repeating, while sitting to himself in a corner, tears rolling down his face, Harold and Owen were also in separate corners, both crying as well.
"She…she didn't even get to live her life," Owen said sadly, before slamming his head against the table and bursting into tears.
Harold simply nodded, "I can't believe she's gone…," Harold said, "GOSH!" he exclaimed, slamming his fist against the counter.
"Will you three stop sulking and get over it?" Heather shouted.
"How could you be so heartless Heather?" DJ asked.
"Oh shut it DJ, everyone else, but you three has gotten over it!" Heather said.
"Lindsay hasn't," Harold pointed out.
"Yeah, Lindsay's been missing for almost a day now," DJ added.
"Oh no, please tell me she's not dead too!" Owen exclaimed, before crying again.
"Relax Owen!" Heather said, "Lindsay is not dead, she came back last night, she stayed with Tyler!" Heather told them.
"Oh sweet mama, I was worried," Owen said.
"I was too…," Harold said, wiping his forehead, and breathing a sigh of relief.
Meanwhile, down at the beach, Chef was investigating for Eva with his crew.
"Commander Hatchet, I found something!" Gripz said.
"It looks like driftwood," Sierra said, "That's not evidence."
"Lemme take a look," Chef said, "There's something carved into it," Chef pointed out.
"Can you make it out sir?" Tom asked.
"Barely, but I think it says McGorgeousness," Chef said questioningly.
"McGorgeousness?" Tim said, "Isn't that the name of Justin's boat?"
"Yeah man, you're right!" Chef gasped, "but I thought Justin left the island last night?"
"He did," Sierra said.
"But look at the beach, it's covered in driftwood," Gripz said.
"That means…is Justin dead too?" Chef asked.
"We may need to do some investigating, the wood does look a little burnt though," Tim said.
"Yeah, he's right, the woods charred a bit on the top part," Tom said.
"Then let's run some tests," Chef said, "Gripz, Tim, Tom, take as many pieces of driftwood to the lab as you can and analyze them, Sierra, I want you to question everyone here, to see who may have last seen Justin before he left the island, GOT IT?" Chef ordered.
"Sir, yes sir," all of them said, as they went to do their jobs.
"We can't have this stuff in my resort Bridgette," LeShawna told her.
"But, Beth killed herself," Bridgette explained.
"I know, but you think guest wanna know that someone hung themselves in that room?" LeShawna said, "Most guests have already left," LeShawna explained, "I'm losing business, and now one of my bartenders is gone too," LeShawna said.
"I know Justin left, but you still have other bartenders right?" Bridgette asked.
"Not to many sweetie," LeShawna said.
"AHA! I knew you saw Justin before he left Bridgette," Sierra said, waving a pistol in Bridgette's face.
Bridgette and LeShawna both jumped, "Girl, you craaaazy!" LeShawna said.
"Yeah, and the last time I saw Justin was around three o' clock yesterday," Bridgette explained, "same as Geoff, Noah, Cody, and Tyler."
"Oh…, then do you know anyone who could have seen him?" Sierra asked.
"Why you wanna know so bad, you stalkin him now?" LeShawna asked.
"No, we found this on the beach," Sierra said, holding up the piece of driftwood with McGorgeousness carved into it. LeShawna and Bridgette both gasped.
Tyler, Lindsay, Ezekiel, Izzy, Noah, Katie, and Cody were all in the spa area, with Chris, Josh, and Billy in the hot tub.
"I'm glad you decided not to leave Lindsay," Tyler said, putting his arm around her.
"Me too," Lindsay smiled and leaned on Tyler's shoulder.
"So, bachelor party tonight eh! I'm gonna groove ma thing!" Ezekiel said, Izzy and Katie giggled.
"I think you mean get your groove thang on," Cody chuckled.
"That too eh," Ezekiel said.
"Ugh…the bachelor party, why must life hate me so," Noah said.
"Afraid of a little dancing Noah?" Tyler joked, nudging Noah with his elbow.
"No, I just don't do well at social gatherings, mostly because I never got invited to the big high school parties, either because I insulted all of the popular kids, or because they didn't think my intelligence would make for a fun party," Noah explained.
"You gotta get out more," Tyler said.
"You gotta get more groovy," Cody said.
"You gotta get laid eh," Ezekiel said, everyone paused, and everyone, including Noah, started laughing.
"See Billy, now why can't the two of us be like them," Chris asked.
"You never give me the chance to hang out with you, all you do is tell me what to do," Billy said.
"He's got a point Chris," Josh said, looking up from his newspaper.
"Ya know what you're right guys," Chris said, "Billy you are fired as my slave…I mean, servant," Chris corrected himself, "You are now my personally appointed, best friend, now sit down, and relax!" Chris smiled.
Billy grinned, and plopped down next to Chris, "Thanks man," Billy said.
"No problem," Chris smirked.
Courtney and Duncan were walking on the beach, "So, Duncan, after Justin left, did you feel some sort of weird vibe around us?" Courtney asked.
"No, why?" Duncan asked.
"Because I felt like this lust for blood, looming all around us," Courtney explained.
"That's weird," Duncan said.
"Aha!" A voice said.
"What now?" Duncan said.
"You two were the ones who did it!" Sierra said.
"Ugh…did what?" Duncan asked boredly.
"This!" Sierra exclaimed, holding up the piece of charred with McGorgeousness carved into it.
"Wasn't that on Justin's boat?" Courtney asked.
"and why's it burned?" Duncan asked.
"That's why I'm trying to figure out," Sierra said, "I have reason to believe that you two may have in fact had something to do with it, and if I'm right, I'll have to take both of you in for questioning," Sierra said, folding her arms.
"We didn't do anything to poor old 'McHotty'," Duncan said.
Sierra just glared at the two of them, "Fine, but I've got my eyes on you two," she said, giving them the look, before walking off.
"So are you going to Geoff's bachelor party tonight Trent?" Gwen asked.
"Y'know, I haven't exactly decided whether I wanted to or not yet, but I don't think I will," Trent said.
"Why not? It would mean a lot to Geoff and all the guy if you went, you know, for old times sake," Gwen said.
"Yeah, I hear ya, I guess I'll go," Trent smiled.
"Good to hear," Gwen nodded.
"I hope there's some good food there," Trent joked.
"Oh don't worry, with DJ here, there's always good food around," Gwen said, reassuringly.
"You're right about that one," Trent laughed.
"Well, I'd better go get ready for Bridgette's bachelorette party," Gwen said.
"Yeah, guess I'll go get ready for Geoff's big bash," Trent said.
That night, all of the girls stayed in the Playa Des Losers, while the guys were at the old Mess Hall from Total Drama Island, all of the guys were there, except for Ezekiel, Tyler, Noah and Cody, who were all still on their way.
"We're so late," Cody told the others.
"Well, if someone didn't take three hours to say goodbye to their girlfriend," Noah said, glaring at Tyler.
"I'm gonna miss her!" Tyler said.
"Oh no!" Ezekiel exclaimed.
"What is it Zeke?" Cody asked.
"I forgot my lucky pet rock," Ezekiel said.
"A pet rock?" Cody said questioningly.
"Yeah, I gotta go get him eh," Ezekiel said, "I'll catch up!" he told them, running back.
Cody tried to extend an arm, "Let him go…," Noah said, "We gotta get to the party," he reminded them.
Meanwhile, at the bachelor party, Noah, Cody, and Tyler had just arrived.
"This party rocks Geoff!" Owen said, dancing.
"Duncan's the one who planned it, but I couldn't agree more Owen," Geoff said, fist bumping Owen.
"This party sucks," Noah said, sitting in the corner, talking to Harold.
"I know, there's not a single girl here that can get a taste of Harold Doris Cheever McGrady the fifth," Harold said.
"That's not what I meant," Noah said, "I just don't like parties is all," he explained.
"Oh…, well come on, you could at least dance," Harold said.
"Not really my thing," Noah said, waving his hands.
"Oh come on," Harold said, "It's not that hard," Harold jumped up and started dancing.
Noah just shrugged, and laughed, then got up and started to dance.
"Go Noah!" DJ, Tyler, Cody, and even Duncan cheered.
"That kids got game!" Geoff said, then Trent showed up.
"I almost missed Noah dancing, wow, glad I showed up when I did," Trent said.
"Trent! Glad you could make it bro!" Geoff said.
"Me too," Trent laughed.
"Where's Zeke though dudes?" Geoff asked.
"He had to get something, he'll be here soon," Noah said.
Meanwhile, back at the bachelorette party, "Gwen's here yaw!" LeShawna said.
"Gwen, how nice of you to join us, now leave!" Heather shouted.
"I thought you'd be more mature now," Gwen said, rolling her eyes.
"I thought so too," Lindsay agreed, with Heather shooting her a glare.
"Oh man…I bet were having so much more fun than the guys," Bridgette sighed.
Katie nodded and patted Bridgette on the back, "Don't worry, Heather will always be like that," Katie said reassuringly.
"You're right Katie," Bridgette smiled.
"Yeah, but for once I agree with her," Courtney said.
"Oh…Courtney, please not you too," Bridgette whined.
"What? Just cause I don't when Gwen here," Courtney shrugged, then a vase broke.
"That was Geoff's wedding gift to me!" Bridgette cried.
"It was an accident," Heather said, but Bridgette had already ran out crying.
"Nice going Queenie," LeShawna said, glaring at Heather.
Heather stuck her tongue out at LeShawna, Izzy laughed, and as Bridgette walked through the halls, Alejandro had been watching the party from a corridor.
Meanwhile, Ezekiel was making his way to the bachelor party, "I'm so late eh," Ezekiel said, as he ran through the forest.
"You'll never make it," a voice said.
Ezekiel stopped dead in his tracks, "Whose there eh?" he asked nervously.
"A road block," the voice said.
Ezekiel breathed out and started running again, but a dark figure popped out from behind a tree, and placed a sack on Ezekiel's head, and started suffocating him, "That deep breath is your last," the killer said, as he tied Ezekiel's hands in a rope, and left the scene, so Ezekiel would be left squirming and breathless, in the middle of the woods.
Bridgette was crying in her room, "I'm sorry," a voice said from behind her.
(end episode 4)
Victims: 1. Blaineley, 2. Phil, 3. Brady, 4. Sadie, 5. Beth, 6. Eva, 7. Justin, 8. Ezekiel
Suspects: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, Chris, Billy the Intern, Harold, Noah, Lindsay, Tyler, Cody, Owen, Sierra, Alejandro, Katie, Heather, LeShawna, Trent, Chef, Izzy, Tim, Tom, Gripz
Wheeze: The sound of Ezekiel wheezing for air.