Episode Five: Splat

Recent events at Camp Wawanakwa have been the Ex-Contestants of the hit reality show Total Drama Island, being murdered one by one. Everyday, one, two, or even three people are afflicted by it, but only one victim has been found, and it was classified as a suicide, and the latest victim was claimed, Ezekiel.

Bridgette woke up in the old bass cabin, in the girls side, tied down to a bed, "What's going on?" she asked.

"It's nothing, I was saving you," a voice said.

"Alejandro? Is that you?" Bridgette screamed angrily,

"Yes mi amore, but I didn't do this to scare you, nor for any other reason, but to warn you that you are in grave danger if you stay here any longer," Alejandro said.

"Alejandro, let me go! I have a wedding rehearsal today and I'd actually like to go to it," Bridgette said.

"But…, you are in danger, I will not allow it Bridgette," Alejandro said.

"Ummm…yes you will! Because if Geoff finds out you did this, you'll be locked up for kidnapping me!" Bridgette screamed.

"Even so, you will remain here with me, if I am not able to protect your life with my own, then I have failed my duties as a gentleman," Alejandro said dramatically, Bridgette just rolled her eyes.

Geoff woke up in his room, and looked next to him, "still no Bridgey-bear huh?" Geoff said, sitting up, "Bridgette? you in here somewhere?" he asked, there was obviously no answer, Geoff got changed and went to go inform Chef that Bridgette was missing.

At the polices's lab, Tim, Tom, and Gripz were running tests on the wooden pieces from Justin's boat, "It's definitely Justin's boat," Gripz said.

"Which means Justin is dead too," Tom stated.

Geoff, Katie, and Noah all barged in.

"Sadie has been missing for three days now!" Katie cried.

"and Ezekiel never showed up to the party last night," Noah stated.

"and my Bridgey-boo-boo, wasn't there when I woke up this morning," Geoff sulked.

"Oh crud…, we've already gotta find Eva, and Brady, and Phil, and now we got three more, man, I didn't know this many people could go missin," Chef said.

"Well we need to find Bridgette soon, today's the wedding rehearsal," Geoff said.

"Calm down lover boy, we'll find your girl," Chef said.

Trent was carrying in some fish, "What's going on Chef?" Trent asked.

"Mr. Groom here's girlfriend went missin," Chef said, "she's the sixth person this week," Chef explained.

"Well y'know what I found funny?" Trent said.

"What?" Chef asked.

"Alejandro completely vanished ever since the wedding party arrived," Trent said.

"Alejandro? Oh man, you're right, do you think he could be doin all a dis?" Chef asked.

"If I had to place any bets, Alejandro would definitely be my first," Noah said.

"Oh me too!" Katie nodded in agreement, with tears still her eyes.

"Alright Trent, you, and these three kiddies here, go find Bridgette, I'll get a team on the other ones right away," Chef said.

"That bastard Alejandro will pay if he lays one finger on my Bridgey-Bear!" Geoff stated.

"I'll protect you Noah!" Katie said, wrapping her arms around him, Noah just smiled and blushed.

Owen, DJ, Harold, and Duncan were getting ready for the rehearsal, "I look gooood," Owen chuckled.

"Has anyone seen Geoff or Bridgette at all this mornin?" DJ asked.

"Now that you mention it, I haven't," Harold stated.

"Me neither, but you know, they probably got it on last night," Duncan laughed.

Owen chuckled, "I hope I can 'get it on,' soon," he snickered again.

"I can whenever I want to, I'm just choosing to wait," Harold said.

"Yeah right dork, like you could ever get some," Duncan laughed.

"There's someone out there for everyone," DJ said sweetly.

"Of course you believe that big guy," Duncan said, crossing his arms, and smirking, "now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go find, my lady," and with that, Duncan left.

"He can still be a big jerk," Harold said sadly.

"It's okay Harold, he didn't mean anything by it, you know how he is," DJ said.

"Yeah, he's a jerk," Harold said.

"But he also has a heart of gold, he did find DJ a new bunny back on the show," Owen said.

"Yeah, Duncan's a good dude, he just tries not to be," DJ said.

"From my experience with him, he's never been a good dude," Harold said, nearly choking himself with his tie.

"Alright, we gotta chill," DJ said, "lets just try to be nice through the day, okay?" DJ said.

"Whatever," Harold mumbled.

Courtney, Lindsay, Heather, and Gwen were all getting ready too.

"I hate how we have to act all nicey nice today! This is the WORST day ever," Heather said.

"The wedding's tomorrow Heather, they need to rehearse so it all goes well," Gwen explained.

"So deal with it," Courtney growled.

Lindsay was sloppily putting on her make-up, when Izzy walked in, "Oh, hey Izzy, what's up?" Lindsay asked happily.

"I'm looking for Ezekiel, have any of you seen him?" Izzy asked sadly.

"Ezekiel's missing? I thought he was always by your side Izzy?" Heather grinned.

"He was, until last night, I knew I should've brought him to the bachelorette party," Izzy said angrily, snapping her fingers.

"He'll show up, don't worry about it so much Izzy," Gwen said, as she finished getting ready, "Come on, lets go to the rehearsal," Gwen told Izzy.

"Bridgette!" Geoff called out, as did the other three after him, in the nearby cabin, Alejandro peeked out the window, upon hearing the surfer girls name again and again, and rolled his eyes.

"See, they've come looking for me," Bridgette said, "So unless you wanna get locked up, then you'd better let me go," Bridgette smirked.

` "No no no, my flower, I will not allow anything bad to happen to you, you mustn't try and leave just yet, please," Alejandro begged.

"I have a wedding rehearsal in a about an hour that I can't miss, my wedding is tomorrow Alejandro!" Bridgette shouted.

"Then I will keep you in here til Saturday, as long as you are safe, I have done my job well," Alejandro said.

"Hey let's check the old cabins," Noah suggested.

"Good idea!" Katie said, "Me and Noah will check the old Gophers cabin, so you two can check the Bass cabin," she said to Trent and Geoff.

"Right," Trent nodded.

Katie and Noah split up to go look in the Gophers cabin, "Alright, lets…," Noah was interrupted by Katie tugging his sleeve, and pulling him behind the cabin, "what are you doing? We have to find Bridgette, Katie!" Noah whispered angrily.

"No! I've been waiting for this for to long," Katie said, pulling Noah in, Noah screamed.

"Do you think that scream means they found her?" Trent asked.

"No, it was Noah screaming, it was probably just a spider or something," Geoff said.

"Yeah," Trent chuckled, "you're probably right," he laughed.

Geoff kicked the boys side door down, "Not in here," he said.

"So…that means, maybe she's?" Trent asked, gesturing towards to girls side.

Geoff nodded, and at the same time, they both kicked the door down, to see Alejandro, jumping out the back window, with a bag on his back, Geoff and Trent quickly ran around, but when they got to the back, Chef was standing next to a tattered and dirty Bridgette, with Alejandro writhing in pain on the ground after being tasered.

"You were right Trent, it was Alejandro," Chef laughed.

"And he's gonna be locked up til the wedding party clears out," Bridgette said.

"Good!" Geoff said, walking over and kicking Alejandro, Chef then picked Alejandro up and turned around, "I'll leave you all to your business," Chef laughed, and then walked away.

"We gotta get you cleaned up Bridgey bear, the wedding rehearsal is an a half an hour," Geoff said, it was at that moment that Katie walked up to the group, standing behind her was kiss mark covered Noah, woozily tripping about, Geoff, Bridgette, and Trent all cracked up.

"Now let's go," Bridgette said.

Meanwhile, "So man, when we get back, you will work as McClain enterprises new, Co-Owner, as in, second in command," Chris told Billy.

"Really? SWEET!" Billy said happily.

"Yeah, a very decent treat, I don't offer just anybody those positions," Chris smirked.

Billy nodded, "I gladly accept Chris!" Billy said happily.

"It's a lot of work though, I'll explain more when the rehearsal ends," Chris told Billy, as they arrived at the church.

"Is that everyone?" LeShawna asked.

"Everyone, but the two people we need!" Duncan said, facepalming.

"What is taking those two fools so long?" LeShawna said, getting ready to walk out the door, but just as she did, Geoff and Bridgette walked in.

"We're here," Geoff said.

"What took you guys?" LeShawna asked.

"Long story, now lets start!" Bridgette said.

"Yeah, good plan!" Tyler said.

"We've been waiting patiently," Cody said impatiently.

"Then without further ado, here we go yaw!" LeShawna said.

Meanwhile, back at the police station, "Now…you…Alejandro!" Chef said, through the cell.

"What is it?" Alejandro said sadly.

"You kidnapped Bridgette, your sentence here will last four more days, and when Bridgette and the others leave the island, I'll let you out," Chef said, "Sorry, but that's whatchu get," Chef said, "and, Oh yeah, Gripz will be keepin an eye on you," Chef said, as Gripz walked in and sat down, he was glaring at Alejandro.

Alejandro sighed, and fell asleep, "I'm sorry I failed you Bridgette," he mumbled.

"Sir Hatchet, I think you may wanna come take a look at this," Tim said.

"What is it?" Chef asked.

"Just uhhh…follow me sir," Tim said.

"Okay…," Chef said, putting on his jacket, and following Tim.

Meanwhile, back at the church, everyone was getting through the rehearsal quite well, Duncan, the best man, and Courtney, the maid of honor were proceeding down the aisle, as Harold played here comes the bride on the piano, Bridgette and Geoff began walking down.

"And now we need the oldest person here to light the candle," LeShawna said.

"Guess I'm up," Chris said.

"Alright Chris, here's the lighter, now go ahead and light the center candle," LeShawna told him.

"No problemo!" Chris said.

Chef was following Tim through the woods, when they got to the beach, Chef saw a bunch of scorch marks on the dock, and footprints leading into the ocean, "What am I lookin at?" Chef asked.

"We don't know, but, our speculation is, someone went in, and never came out," Tim explained.

"It's a possibility," Chef shrugged, walking in.

Chris approached the candle and flicked the lighter on, "Gwen, be a sweetie and hit the lights," LeShawna said, Gwen did so, and Chris got closer to the candle.

Chef was walking deeper into the lake now, and not finding anything, but he kicked something heavy underwater, and tripped.

Chris was about to light the candle, but didn't notice the fuse leading to the back of the church from the candle, he moved the lighter into the candle.

Chef picked up what he felt underwater, and slowly carried out on to the shore, Tim slowly had a more and more horrified look on his face as Chef got closer, as did Chef.

Chris lit the candle.

"It's Eva!" Chef exclaimed, dropping Eva's body onto the sand, "This can't be happening! She's burned, she had to have been murdered," Chef said worriedly, "We gotta get to the church!" he exclaimed.

"Right!" Tim said.

"Let's go!" Chef said.

As the candle was lit, the fuse was too, and no one noticed, but as Chris started walking back to his seat, the fuse sprung a trap, a hidden catapult that contained blades. The blades sprung out, Chris turned around just in time, to see the blades fly at him, and they chopped him to pieces, much to everyone's horror.

(end episode 5)

Victims: 1. Blaineley, 2. Phil, 3. Brady, 4. Sadie, 5. Beth, 6. Eva, 7. Justin, 8. Ezekiel, 9, Chris

Suspects: Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, Billy the Intern, Harold, Noah, Lindsay, Tyler, Cody, Owen, Sierra, Alejandro, Katie, Heather, LeShawna, Trent, Chef, Izzy, Tim, Tom, Gripz

Splat: The Sound of Chris's body getting Splattered by the hidden blade trap.