Nope guys, I don't know anything, only the story.

Pairing: Hiccup/Ruffnut

Rating:T

A Boy, a Bra and a Bet.

"C'mon Hiccup, you got to do it! It's a dare!"

"Jeez guys, I don't know. It looks very risky!"

Poor Hiccup was once again caught between a wall and the high school's most fearful bullies, Snotlout and Tuffnut, who had cornered him outside the girls' locker room.

"Do it Hiccup, don't be a wuss. There's no point in living if you don't get into a little trouble," said the blond adrenaline junkie.

"Yeah, getting yelled at by my father on a daily basis isn't enough for me, oh no, I have to get yelled at in his office too," said the red haired boy sarcastically

Yes that's right, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third was son of Stoick "The Vast" , the school's principle . Isn't he just the luckiest kid in the world? The answer is …no.

Usually kids or other relatives of teachers or principles would be able to get away with anything (like Snotlout, the principle's nephew and Hiccup's cousin.) But not Hiccup; he already sucked at every subject and sport in school, and the fact that he was clumsy as hell and accidentally kept breaking everything in sight was just an extra reason for everyone to bully him. And that's how he ended up here, trapped between Snotlout, captain of the football team and Tuffnut, captain of the soccer team. His own "personal" bullies.

"Do it, chicken. It's a dare, you can't back down from a dare!"

Hiccup just raised an eyebrow at Tuffnut. "Since when is you guys shoving me against a wall and yelling at me called a dare?"

"Since WE said it was. Now do it!"

Snotlout gave the smaller teen a slap to the back, sending him stumbling into the girls' locker room.

"And don't get caught by my sister, she'll cut your balls right off!" screamed Tuffnut from the other side of the door.

"Thank for the tip," said Hiccup sarcastically as he got up and dusted himself off. Oh, why? Why is doing the stupid and probably deadly? What was the dare you ask? Simple; stealing one of Astrid's bras…..without getting caught.

"I knew I should have made my will first thing in the morning."

The young red haired teen slowly walked through the empty locker room to the other end of the room, where the door to the gym was. Hiccup opened the door just a bit and spotted the two blond girls in the middle of the gym. Astrid and Ruffnut were doing pushing while "big boobied" Bertha kept blowing on her whistle, keeping the girls in sync.

Hiccup closed the door and went back to his task, which was easy considering that only two lockers were being used in the whole locker room.

"How can we even make up a grade, we're only 6 kids."

"That bitch Bertha is a freaking slave driver, my back is killing me."

"You're over reacting, Ruff."

The sound of the two girls entering the room made Hiccup hide underneath one of the benches. The girls stopped in front of the lockers, took out their towels and made their way to the showers.

"Yes, they left the lockers unlocked!"

"No, Astrid you're under reacting, today is the only day I don't have lacrosse practice, I need to relax; the big match is in one week!"

"You think you got it rough? I have math class after this, and right after that gymnastics class."

"You're a dork."

And with that the girls opened the hot water tap and steam clouded the room. Hiccup quickly made his way towards the girls' lockers. Of course, nothing ever goes smoothly for Hiccup; he spilled on the tiled floor, but thanks to his years of falling down, he was able to hold on to the door of the open locker, making a loud noise in the process.

"Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"It sounded like someone falling down."

"Astrid, you're training is finally getting to you; you're starting to hear voices."

Hiccup silently cursed himself for being so clumsy, but continued his task once he heard the girls talking again. He pulled himself up and started rummaging thought Astrid's locker, trying to find his "prize". Sure enough he came across the undergarment. He held it up. His face was red; Hiccup had had a crush on the blond girl since pre-school, and so did half of the school, but Astrid always turned him and everyone else down; she was too caught up in trying to be the best at everything, and she always looked down on anyone who wasn't a good enough " challenger" for her. He was starting to question what he ever saw in her.

Astrid and Ruffnut were still in the shower stalls; Astrid was ranting on about some test that she got an A on and not A+, so Hiccup took some time to inspect the bra. It was a light blue color, nothing special about it; he took a closer look at it and saw that the small white fabric tag on it said 34 AA.

"34 A? What's that? The A stands for Astrid, I get that part, but what's the 34 for?" said Hiccup to himself. Curiosity getting the better of the small teen, he reached into Ruffnut's locker and took out the other girl's bra.

Hiccup's eyes winded at the sight of the other under garment; it was a least three times bigger than Astrid's. It was black and was covered with small white skulls. He was amazed that the female twin had such big….yeah, she always wore big baggy clothes like her brother, she never wore tight clothes, she never wore girl clothes in general, she only wore loose jerseys and jeans. Ruffnut was an exact female version of her twin brother Tuffnut. Back in elementary school (when their parents still picked out their clothes for school every day) people could tell them apart on a count of Ruffnut's pink clothing , but once the twins were allowed to choose their own clothes to wear to school, Ruffnut started wearing baggy clothes and so did her brother, and since they both had long blond hair it was tough to tell them apart from the back (and also if they were facing the front, but don't tell them that, or they'd smash your jaw in.) Also, Ruffnut was wayyyy tougher than Tuffnut, also something you shouldn't tell him. (Even if everyone in the school knew it.)

Hiccup put Astrid's plain light blue bra on the handle of her locker so he could get a closer look at the other bra. He reached to the side of the bra and took a closer look at the small tag.

"36 B? What the heck? That makes no sense, what does the "B" stand for? Is it some kind of code?"

"I KNEW THAT I HEARED SOMETHING!"

Hiccup froze at the sound of Astrid's voice. Please let it be in my head, please let it be in my head, Please tell that I'm going insane. Anything!

The red haired boy turned around and sure enough, he was met with two burning glares from the blond girls, both wearing nothing but towels and wet hair.

"It's Hiccup, what's he doing here? And he's holding your bra, that creep. I'm going to get Bertha, Ruffnut….try not to beat him to a pulp."

Astrid grabbed her gym clothes and dashed out of the locker room, leaving behind a very scary Ruffnut and a very scared Hiccup.

"Look, Ruff I can explain - -"

"No need. Tuffnut maybe my twin brother, but I'm not stupid like him. Let me guess, my idiot of a brother and that jackass Snotlout dared you to do it?"

Hiccup just nodded in silence.

"And judging by the fact that Astrid's bra is hanging by the handle of her locker, the dare was for you to get Astrid's bra, and you just picked up mine because you were curious."

Hiccup nodded his head again.

"And you were thinking "maybe if I do this they will stop torturing me!" but you know that is never going to happen, right?"

Hiccup nodded his head.

"So let me get this straight. You were forced into a dare that could have possibly ended up with you losing your balls and rather then making a run for it, like any other guy would, you went through with one of the most stupid and pointless dares I've ever heard."

"Yeah," Hiccup said in a small voice as Ruffnut made her way over to him.

"You're crazy….I like that."

Ruffnut pushed her lips against Hiccup's. Hiccup let out a surprised gasp and his eyes widened. Ruffnut was locking lips with him…and she was wearing nothing but a towel. Sparks flew between the two teens. Ruffnut ran her hand down Hiccup's torso and put something in the young boy's pocket; her fingers brushed across the front of his pants and making his moan, breaking the kiss.

"Heh, you have a cute moan."

"Uh um, T-Th-Thanks."

Hiccup put his hand into his pocket and took out a piece a paper.

"Is this- -?"

"Yep, it's my number. Call me sometime, we can have a "study date"," said Ruffnut as walked to her locker. "I'm going to stall Astrid; you get out of here before she gets back with Bertha."

"Oh my gosh, thank you so much Rufff…wow!"

Ruffnut had let her towel fall to the floor, leaving her exposed and naked to the eyes of Hiccup. Even if she was only him see her back, Hiccup was hypnotized... Hiccup let his eyes wander, the years of lacrosse had given her a broad back but her small waist gave her a beautiful figure; the figure of a young girl who had a promising future of having a beautiful body. He continued to look, his eyes going further down to the small curve of her back, but that's as far as he went 'cause at that moment a green football jersey fell down, covering Ruffnut's beautiful body.

"Bye Hiccup; also, you got some drool on the corner of you mouth."

Hiccup brought his hand to his face to wipe the drool and noticed that he still had Ruffnut's bra in his hand.

"I still have your…yeah."

"Keep it; you can give it back to me on our "study date." "And with a wink she left the room.

Hiccup had a goofy smile on his face as he hid the bra in his hoodie.

Hiccup got out of the locker room and was ambushed by Tuffnut and Snotlout and pinned against a locker.

"Well did you get?" asked Snotlout.

"No, sorry guys. They were already in the room, so I couldn't get close."

"See I told you he wouldn't do it, Snot. You're so lucky I have soccer practice today and I can't risk getting detention or else I would crush you like the fishbone you are."

The bullies let go of Hiccup. He dusted himself off and raised an eyebrow.

"Hey, Tuffnut, what time do you get back from practice?"

"9 p.m, why are you asking?"

"Oh, no reason."

Hiccup walked away from them with a smirk on his face; he made a turn and took out the piece of paper out of his pocket and started dialing the number.

"Hey Ruff, it's Hiccup. Turns out you're going to get your bra back soon."

AN: I want to thank my beta again , SHE ROCKS. Enjoy and please review.