NARUTO!
Title : The Curse of The Golden Bananas!
Chapter 3!
Akatsuki Hideout!
The elder Uchiha Madara looked at his minions and stated,
" Okay…it's been about two weeks since you guys ate the bananas, Sasori brought in…and I'm pretty damn sure that it's all out of your systems now….. ZETSU!." Zetsu opened his eyes wide and his black half replied,
" Yes..Sir." Madara then asked,
" Do you have anything to report?." Zetsu's white half then stated,
" Uh…actually…yes I do." Madara then smiled and asked,
" What is it?." Zetsu white half then stated,
" I successfully have gathered intelligence regarding the Six Tailed Beast." Another voice then stated,
" Well actually…I successfully have gathered the intelligence, Sir." Zetsu's white half replied,
" Uh…no…It was me. I'm pretty sure it was me." Madara's gaze went back and forth between the two halves. His black half wrapped his hand around the white half's side of their throat and stated,
" I gathered the intelligence you twit." The white half's eye glared at the black half and stated,
" Let got of my throat you jerk." The white half then knocked his hand away from his throat. Then the black half separated from him and kicked the white half in the groin. The white half keeled over in pain and the black half looked back at, Madara. He then stated,
" I'm sorry I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say." Madara sighed and slapped his hand over his mask. He stood up and stated,
" Pein…the next time you choose a member…try to choose somebody that actually has a freaking brain." Pein nodded his head in agreement. Sasori walked over to, Madara and stared at him. Madara looked down at him and asked, " Yes? What do you want?." Sasori then stated,
" I want your head." Sasori then pulled out a kunai knife. Madara then exclaimed,
" What the he-," Before he could finish, Sasori jumped at him with the knife. Madara made himself intangible and Sasori went right through him and smacked in to the wall. He then returned to corporeal form and looked at, Sasori. Madara then looked up at, Pein who had just returned to the room. The man with the six bodies stopped moving and then stared at, Madara and the rest of them. Pein then stated,
" What…the hell is going on here?." Itachi walked in to the room and shouted,
" TRUMPETS ABLAZE! IT'S MASTER MADARA UCHIHA'S BIRDAY TODAY!." Madara opened his eyes wide and replied,
" Uh….no it isn't." Itachi walked over to, Kisame and blew a birthday horn in to his ear. Kisame the pulled out Samhada and held it to, Itachi's throat. The Uchiha then proceeded to back away from his partner. He then stated,
" Okay then….your all a bunch of party poopers." Itachi then turned around and mooned everybody in the room. He then pulled his pants up and sat down in his chair. Pein looked at him for a moment and then he looked over at, Kisame who apparently had just thrown, Samhada at his head. Pein jumped out of the way and it smashed in to the wall behind his chair. When he landed on the ground, Pein walked over to, Kisame and asked,
" What the hell ? Are you trying to kill me?." Kisame looked down and stated,
" I'm so sorry. I feel so ashamed of myself." He then broke down in to tears. Pein then patted him on the back and stated,
" There…there….it's alright." Pein then wrapped his hand around, Kisame's throat and started to squeeze the life out of him. Madara then jumped over to where, Pein was choking, Kisame and kicked him in the shoulder. The force of the kick sent, Pein sailing away from, Kisame and in to his own chair. Pein then looked up at, Madara and asked, " What?." Madara then stated,
" You were trying to kill, Kisame." Pein looked at him and stated,
" I was not." Madara replied,
" Yes you were." Pein stated,
" No I wasn't." Madara stated,
" Yes you did." Pein replied,
" No I didn't." Madara glared at him and stated,
" Did to." Pein replied,
" Did not." Madara's glare then menaced and he stated,
" Look buddy…when I say you did something…that means you did something. Got it?." Pein nodded his head in agreement and stated,
" Fruitcake." Madara looked up at him and asked,
" What did you just call me?." Pein then replied,
" I was talking about, Sasori…he's a fruitcake." Madara stared blankly at him for a moment and asked,
" Who?." Zetsu's White Half then whispered in to, Madara's ear,
" The puppet guy…Sasori." Madara looked at, Zetsu and stated,
" Oh…yeah the puppet jerk." Sasori looked at, Pein and asked,
" Did you just call me a fruitcake." Pein then replied,
" Yeah…so what if I did?." Sasori jumped over the table and tackled, Pein to the floor. He then started to punch him in the face. Pein then looked up at, Sasori and stated,
" May the peace of the lord be with you and grant you peace." Sasori then replied,
" I'll take your damn piece and shove it up your-," Kisame then wrapped his hand around, Sasori's throat and stated,
" Little boys shouldn't use such harsh language." Sasori then bit him on the hand. " OUCH!. THAT HURT YOU LITTLE FUCK!." Madara then shouted,
" ENOUGH!." All of the members looked over at him for a moment and then they all sat back down in their respective places. Madara sighed and looked at his members. He then stated,
" Alright….let's try this meeting again." Pein then stated,
" Uh….what was the meeting about?." Madara stared blankly at, Pein and then replied,
" You had already told us that you and Konan had successfully captured the Nine Tails." Pein then stated,
" Right. Did I tell you that I already stuck a dead ferret in your bed while you were sleeping this morning?." Madara's sharingan glared at him. " I'm going to shut up now." Madara sighed and got up from his place at the table. He started to walk towards a door to the meeting room. " Where are you going?." Madara didn't respond and walked through the door. He entered in to his room and thought about the meeting that they'd just had. Madara then sat down in his chair and turned his head to the right to face, Tobi Uchiha. Tobi then asked,
" Can I give you a haircut?." Madara then stated,
" Where the hell were you when the meeting began?." Tobi looked down and replied,
" Tobi…was out getting refreshments for the meeting." Madara then pointed towards the meeting room door and stated,
" Get in there right now." Tobi then ran over to the door with, Madara following behind him. Then they opened the door and saw a horrendous scene.
End of Chapter Three!