NARUTO!
Title : The Curse of The Golden Bananas!
Chapter 4!
Akatsuki Hideout!
When they opened the door, Madara and Tobi saw a horrendous scene. Itachi was smashing, Kisame in to the ground with, Samhada. Zetsu was kicking, Pain in the stomach and shouting out the word,
" Funny" over and over again. Hidan and Kakuzu were choking each other out and Deidre was bashing his head against a pole. Madara then yelled,
" STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!." They all then ran away from each other and went back to their respective places. Madara and Tobi went to their respective places and sat down. Konan then pulled out a cigarette and was about to light it. Madara pointed at her and yelled, " PUT IT OUT!." Konan looked up at their leader and asked,
" Why should I? I've never listened to you when you told me something anyways so like….yeah for sure." Madara stared at her for a moment and stated,
" Pein." Pein got up and walked over to where, Madara was sitting. Pein then asked,
" Yes, Sir?." Madara replied,
" Get her some help….now." Pein nodded his head and stated,
" Okay then." Pein then threw off his cloak to reveal his other five bodies. The five bodies then went to the front of the meeting room and pulled out electric guitars and a whole bunch of other instruments. Then they started to play a song. Madara looked at, Pein and asked,
" What is that?." Pein replied,
" I'm giving her help. Like you said." Madara walked over to where, Pein was standing and then smacked him across the face. He then stated,
" I meant mentally you dimwit." Pein looked at him and then pulled out a piece of candy. He then asked,
" You want a piece of candy?." Madara glared daggers at him and sighed.
" No….I don't want a piece of candy." Pein then ate the piece of candy and then his lips got stuck together. He walked over to, Madara and stated,
" I tink tee halve a vittle provlem." Madara then looked at him and asked,
" What'd you just say?." Pein then repeated what he'd said,
" I tink tee halve a vittle provlem." Madara looked at him for a moment longer and stated,
" I…I'm sorry, Pein. I just can't seem to understand you anymore." Pein then stated,
" Dimmit." Pein then walked over to where a crowbar was and put the end of it in to his mouth. He then pried his lips and teeth apart. Madara sighed and looked down at the table he was sitting at. He then thought to himself,
" An entire lifetime of preparation….and I end up with the most idiotic idiots this side of the nuthouse." Madara then looked up and everybody was in their respective seats. The Uchiha sighed and stated,
" Alright…now that everybody seems to be back to normal…although I don't know how that's physically possible…let's get on with the meeting." Pein then cleared his throat and stated,
" Okay…Konan and I have successfully captured, The Nine Tailed Fox." Madara then replied,
" You already told us this. What other details of tailed beasts do we have?." Hidan cleared his throat and stated,
" Uh….if it makes anybody feel any better…Kakuzu and I almost captured the, Eight Tailed Bull." Madara looked at them for a moment and asked,
" What do you mean you almost captured him?." Kakuzu thought about what he asked him for a little bit. Madara stared at him for a moment longer and then stated, " What do you mean you almost captured him?." Kakuzu then looked at him and stated,
" I don't know what I mean by it…I just apparently saw him up in these mountains." Madara then asked,
" You….apparently saw him?." Hidan then stated,
" Uh…yeah. That's what he said." Madara looked at, Kakuzu and stated,
" If I wanted info from the peanut gallery….I would've asked for it." Kakuzu then replied,
" Shutting up." Madara then looked up and saw, Itachi getting ready to commit suicide at the top of the cave. Kisame then stated,
" Itachi's going-," Madara then yelled,
" SHUT UP!. Itachi, what the hell are you doing?." Itachi then stated,
" Goodbye cruel world….fuck you all." Itachi then jumped off the edge of the cave and fell like a rock. Madara then heard a loud crash from where he landed. Madara then ran over to him and asked,
" Oh my god. Itachi are you alright?." Madara lifted him up slightly. Itachi opened his eyes and stated,
" I think my arm's broken." He then looked at, Madara and asked, " Is that you dad?. I thought I killed you." Madara glared at him and then dropped him back to the ground. He sighed shook his head and looked back at, Itachi. The Uchiha stood up to a standing position and walked over to, Madara. He stopped in front of him and knelt down at his feet. Madara looked down at, Itachi. The Elder Uchiha boy then started crying his eyes in to, Madara's robe and stated,
" I'm never going to be able to live with myself. I murdered my entire clan…by myself. Tell me lord, Madara…what should I do?." Itachi then sniffled and looked up at him. Madara stared down at him with his sharingan and replied,
" Uh….well first I think that you should go to a daily recovery meeting. Second think about what you've done to our clan and then ground yourself." Itachi then stood up to a full upright position and shook, Madara's hand. He then stated,
" Thank you, Lord Madara. You've opened my eyes." Itachi let got of, Madara's hand and then started towards the cave entrance. Madara then asked,
" Uh…where the hell is he going?." Itachi walked out the entrance to the cave and stopped at the edge of a cliff. Madara then ran outside and stated, " Itachi…don't. Just because you killed the clan doesn't mean you should commit suicide." Itachi then jumped off of the cliff and vanished. Madara then stated, " ITACHI!." All of a sudden the genjutsu wore off and, Madara was sitting in his chair looking directly at, Itachi. He glared at him and then stated, " Itachi….I'm going to kill you." Madara then pulled out a gun and fired it at, Itachi. The younger Uchiha ducked out of the way of the bullet and it bounced off the wall and hit, Hidan. Hidan looked around and stated,
" Damn…..am I glad to be immortal." Madara put his hand over his face and stated,
" This is going to be a long meeting." All of a sudden, Tobi came out of nowhere and tackled, Madara to the ground. He then yelled,
" BISCUITS!."
End of Chapter 4!