NARUTO!
Title : The Curse of The Golden Bananas!
Chapter 6!
Akatsuki Hideout!
Two eyes opened up and looked around. Everything was blurred to the eyes vision. Then the eye blinked a little and everything became clear. The eyes belonged to, Madara Uchiha. The elder Uchiha then asked,
" What….what's going on?." Then, Konan appeared in front of him and stated,
" We need to clean your teeth." Madara's eyes opened wide and the replied,
" Uh….how about we don't…and we just say we did." Konan shook her head and stated,
" Tsk..tsk..tsk. Oh no..no..no. We can't do that. Then we can't tell if you have cavities." Madara looked down and then back up at her saying,
" But I don't have any cavities." Konan then stated,
" Peh…that's what they all say sweetheart. Now just relax….I'm a professional." Madara opened his eyes wide and replied,
" Yeah….a professional nutcase. Let me go." Konan then pulled out a syringe and asked,
" Now…should we try with or without Novocain?." She thought about it for a moment and then threw the syringe away. " I never liked to use Novocain on my patients anyways." Madara then stated,
" You've never had any patients. You're not a dentist. You're a member of my organization….Akatsuki." Konan laughed and replied,
" Honey, if I can be a stripper…I can be a dentist." Madara opened his eyes wide. He then stated,
" You were never a stripper…you've never been a stripper….you're a member of my organization…Akatsuki." Konan then put her hand in to, Madara's mouth and stated,
" Do we have any loose teeth today?." Madara glared daggers at her and replied,
" You touch my teeth…and I'll kill you." She looked at his teeth and stated,
" Tsk..tsk..tsk…plaque. You haven't been brushing." Madara then replied,
" You can brush your own damn teeth. Let me the fuck out of here." Konan then slapped him across the face and stated,
" Language like that won't get you any candy." She then squinted and asked, " Is that a cavity?." Konan then poked his tooth. Madara winced in pain. Konan got excited. " Yay….I get to fill in my first cavity….I've never done this before so this will be a trip." Next she picked up a drill and turned it on. " Hold still." She brought the drill down towards his tooth. When the drill got close enough to it, Madara went in to his impervious mode and then slipped out of the chair. Konan fell forwards over the chair and landed on the floor. Madara went back to normal mode and zipped around behind her. He then karate chopped her in the back of the neck and she passed out. Madara then stated,
" That woman is nuts." Madara then headed for the door. When he got there he walked through it and, Pein asked,
" What the hell happened to you?." Madara looked at all of them and replied,
" Konan wanted to play dentist. Now get in there…and get whatever the hell is in her system out of it." He then headed off towards his room.
End of Chapter 6!