A big family

Jesse's P.O.V

I have one older brother named Noah. When he was a baby, he liked to play hockey so we call him Puck. He is seventeen. Puck is your typical badass that every school has. The worst thing he ever did was get Quinn Holiday pregnant. But that bimbo was nothing more than pointless amusement. As was Rachel Holiday to me. Puck never did get over Beth.
But he has become a bit less badassish now.

Mike is my younger brother. He has wicked cool dance moves. They're not as good as mine though. Mike is dating Brittany Holiday.
That girl is as dumb as a sack of potatoes, but Mike loves her. He is a pretty good guy but I don't like anyone in my family.

Kurt is my other little brother. He just entered the 8th grade. He is gay. I don't mind it because he dresses phenominally.
He is close friends with Tina Holiday though so I don't like him much. What's so special about the Holidays anyway?
I had enough sense to break it off with Rachel fast but my other siblings just don't catch on to the evil within that family.

Artie is 11. Even he is associated with the Holidays. He has a crush on Tina Holiday. But he is too little to date her and too shy to tell her.
He has been in a wheelchair since he was 2. That's when mom died. She was in a skiing accident which is also how Artie lost use of his legs.
They were riding down the ramp, she was holding his hand and they... crashed into a tree. Dad was never the same.

Then, there is Finn. Finn is around us so frequently that one could consider him part of the family. He is transferring over to McKinley tommorrow.
Finn is Puck's best friend. They met in kindergarten, but Finn went to Dalton up until recently. Apparently, Finn has a HUGE crush on Rachel Holiday.
I don't knwo why though. She is ugly and plain to me.

My dad is Will Schuester. He teaches Spanish at McKinley. He is going to start coaching Glee club next term. Of course I will sign up and shine brightly.
I always do. Dad is very strict and can be mean. But I love his singing voice. When I was a baby he used to sing to me. Dad says I got my attitude from my mom Terri.
I don't think that's a compliment.

Of all the things I hate most in this world, the Holidays are the most. They are all annoying or bimbos or stupid. They are poor too. They can't afford anything.
I would rather be related to Sue Sylvester than them. I mean, how much evil can be in one family? This is ask you.