Okay, this is getting annoying. Sometimes when I update this story, the computer puts the first few words on the top of the page. Please kindly ignore it and just keep reading… Lol!

Oh, yeah. The official acronym for this story is DIHWB. Enjoy!

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When Courtney realized where she was, she noticed that she was extremely tired. She

was in a hospital room, resting in a bed. There were several doctors and nurses rushing around, and all of it made Courtney dizzy.

"Wha- what happened?" She asked. No one seemed to hear her, though.

"Congrats, Mrs. Hanson!" a doctor said.

Courtney almost passed out. Mrs. Hanson?! That's not my name! I'm not married! What's going on?

"Excuse me, Mrs. Hanson, I said Congrats!" The doctor said again.

"Awww… you must be so proud…." A nurse gushed.

"Yeah. Hard to believe it, huh?" another nurse said.

"That's for sure! What's going on?" Courtney asked.

The nurses ignored her. "You need more rest, dear."

Courtney admitted to herself that the nurse was right. She covered herself with her blanked and let her head fall against the uncomfortable hospital pillows they had provided to her. She slept for probably a few hours. When she woke up, she felt much better, but she was still confused.

"Hey, I see you're awake, Mrs. Hanson." Dr. Lawson said.

"Yeah… whatever." Courtney said. She was starting to ignore people who called her 'Mrs. Hanson'. Come on, people! My name isn't Mrs. Hanson! Courtney thought.

"Okay, then… Well, would you like to see your family?" Dr. Lawson asked.

"Yes, please." She knew her family would tell her what was going on. Dr. Lawson walked out of the room, closing the door on his way out. Courtney closed her eyes again, still tired. She thought about what happened. She probably was hurt and went into a coma. Maybe her records were mixed up with another Courtney who was actually the 'Mrs. Courtney Hanson' Dr. Lawson kept talking about. But her hospital records have a picture of her, don't they? Courtney shook her head before she started to worry.

The door opened, revealing Courtney's mother.

"Hi, honey!" Her mother rushed over to her daughter's bed. She wrapped her arms around her and hugged her super tight.

"Hey, mom." Courtney said.

"So, congratulations, sweetie," Courtney's mother said.

"Uh, okay…"

"You know your father and I love you very much… and that we don't really like what choice you've made… But we'll support you 100 percent. No matter what happens, you're still our little girl." Her mother smiled, tears forming in her eyes.

Huh? Bad choice? What did I do? Courtney thought.

Dr. Lawson walked in. "Mrs. Jones, your ride is waiting."

Courtney's mother got up. "See you soon, sweetie!" She kissed her daughter's cheek and left.

"As for you, Mrs. Hanson, would you like to see the rest of you family?" Dr. Lawson continued.

"Um, sure. Send them in."

Dr. Lawson turned and walked to the waiting room. This time he didn't close the door, so Courtney could see the hall. Her room was right across from the elevator, so she could see what was on each floor. She looked at the elevator and realized that she was on the third floor. Courtney looked for floor three on the list, only to get the surprise of her life.

Floor Three: Maternity Ward.

Courtney freaked out. So this is what mom was talking about! I was pregnant! But who's the father?

"Hey, congrats! They're twins!" Someone said from outside.

"Ha, ha. Very funny." Courtney said. "Come in." Her heart almost stopped when she who was there.

"Hey, Princess, how ya feeling?" Duncan asked her. He kissed her on the cheek and sat down. To Courtney's surprise, he was holding two little bundles about the size of infants. "You want to see your kids?" He asked her.

"Uh, sure," Courtney said. "I can't believe I married you…" She murmured under her breath.

Duncan looked confused. "What? I never married you."

"Who did I marry then?" Courtney asked.

"I'll give you a hint. It's not National Office of Animal Heath," Duncan said.

"What?" Courtney asked.

"Noah. His name is also an acronym."

"Very funny, Duncan."

"Hey, if you're going to play dumb with me, I should be able to do it, too."

"Will you just tell me who the, um, luck man is?" Courtney asked.

"Jeeze, you'd think that she'd know…" Duncan said to himself, out loud, of course.

"Excuse me?"

"Sigh… Knowing who you're married to is common knowledge to a married woman! It's like; everyone knows that the sky is blue. Everyone knows that prison is a bad place. Every one knows that Boba Fett and Han Solo are enemies-"

"Who's Boba Fett?"

"Well, almost everyone knows. But that's beyond the point! I'm telling you that you should know that you married… me."

"WHAT? You said you didn't marry me! This- this must be a joke!" Courtney said.

"Ha, you want proof? Look at your kids." Duncan laughed.

Courtney glanced over at Duncan and looked at the bundles in his arms. She gasped when she saw her 'kids.' The girl had big, blue eyes like Duncan, but she had darker skin and freckles like her mother. The boy had blue eyes like Duncan and darker skin like Courtney, but he had black and green hair like Duncan.

"You- you weren't joking…" Courtney said. She started to sob.

"Hey, are- are you alright?" Duncan said. He had worry in his voice.

"Sniff… Yeah… It's just…. My kids are so beautiful… and.. sniff…" Courtney sobbed.

"And what?" Duncan asked

"I- I love you, Duncan."

"I love you too."

She looked at him and smiled. He smiled back.

"You know, I'm still mad about you lying to me like that…"

"Hey, Courtney! Wake up!" Bridgett said.

"Huh? What? Why did you wake me up?" Courtney asked.

Bridgett laughed. "Pay back, Courtney. Payback."

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Ha, Bridgett got her revenge! lol! Yes, that whole Noah's name is an acronym is true. And I know, I make up the worst last names. So, tell me what you think! R&R!