Immaturity

The early bird catches the worm huh? I´ll tell you something. I´m gonna take my little pet shotgun here, and frigging murder that bird. Then that phrase won´t exist anymore and I can keep sleeping.

Man, I should have stayed in bed like my lazy sister. She hadn´t been to school for about a week now and I´ve had enough. My father slept over at his girlfriend´s place, so it was my task to wake her up. I stormed into her room, sang my chicken on drugs version of "Nessun Dorma" and pulled the blanket from her head. Just bad luck for me, she had already anticipated that. The little monster grabbed my arm and bit me. I always knew she was nuts, now I know better. She is a cannibal!

Of course, I didn´t put up with any of her screaming and kicking. I simply grabbed her by her ear and send her flying out of the front door, while she was still wearing her pajamas. She tried her "poor little girl" number on me. Crying and being pitiful. She might have tricked my parents with this in the past and she was still able to trick them today with it, but I never ever believed her crocodile tears.

I went back to her room, got her bag and some clothes (I didn´t care if it was stylish or not) and threw them out, right in front of her feet. Then I got her keys and threw them in her face.

"Get dressed and go to school! I´m not letting you back inside."

I escaped through the balcony and made some mental notes. Lock your room, or your sister is gonna destroy it. Do the laundry after coming back from school and most importantly: "Do NOT pick a fight with Sasuke Uchiha today!"

First period was chemistry with Kakashi and damn, he was not late, the reason being he had to prepare some things. Ino was standing infront of the room, when I arrived. I didn´t spare a glance for her, but looked on the floor. She had stretched her leg right before me, so I would trip. Good for me, I can´t stand her face. If I hadn´t looked on the floor, I would have tripped over her feet and fallen flat on my face.

I just jumped over them and went to sit next to Gaara. Unfortunately, Hinata was sitting there already. All other tables were occupied, with two students each. The only free one, was right next to Uchiha.

Oh damn, I really should have stayed in bed.

I was so delighted, I could sit next to him, that I sat on my chair and slided as far away as I could. He did the same. Good thing, our feelings were mutual. Ino looked like she was going to strangle someone. Surely she had wanted to sit next to him and now the fat pink haired girl, stole her opportunity. If she hadn´t been such a bitch to me all the time, I would have switched places with her, but no. I wasn´t going to. Instead, I turned my back on Sasuke and kept telling myself, not to pick a fight with him. I was dead anyway after the stunt I pulled in the cafeteria, but thinking about it, he had no right to bitch about that little incident. I didn´t throw the food at him on purpose. The second time, I did, but he had started the whole thing.

Kakashi told us to be quiet and pay attention. We were going to perform an autopsy on dead frogs. Just great! I couldn´t stand those slimy creatures. Gaara pulled a really disgusted face, Sasuke put on his poker face and didn´t say anything. He also turned his back to me. Oh sweet harmony.

That lesson was like hell. Our task was to operate the frog´s brain ouf of it´s head, without damaging it. Of course, we are all surgeons and operate on frogs every day. A girl in the front row ran out of the room, screaming, because she thought the frog had jumped her. Dead animals do that all the time you know...

I have to admit, I had some problems. That stupid brain was stuck somewhere and there was no way of getting it out. Sasuke had finished already and was watching me, half amused and half disgusted and perhaps even a little annoyed. After another 10 minutes of pulling and trying to cut out the damn thing, he rolled his eyes and mumbled: "I can´t watch this any longer..."

He took the scalpel out of my hand and said´: "You need to do it like this..." The brain was out in no time, after he drilled the scalpel into the frog. Only that little brain, practically flew out of it´s head and directly into my cleavage. I screamed and shrieked, totally disgusted and in wild panic and tried to get that shit off me.

"Oh, I am soooo sorry...", he said apologetically. Yeah, he was so sorry, that dirty grin of his went from one ear to the other. He had done that on purpose.

"No problem at all...", I said and grabbed the remains of his frog, as he had been maiming the poor thing and let the eyes, offal and everything else rain down on his head and into his carefully styled hair.

"Oh, now I am sooooo sorry too...", I said sarcastically. Sasuke tried to get the stinking remains of his frog out of his hair, while I went to the front desk and put my brain (the frog´s) on the plate Kakashi had prepared for us. Then I left the room. I needed to go to the girl´s room. I really needed to wash my hands and clean my cleavage.

Sasuke was about to go berserk, nuts, loco, crazy and everything else too. Couldn´t that bitch just...start crying like a little girl, so he could win already? She had owned him pretty badly back in chemistry. He had to wash his hair and change clothes to get that awful smell off him.

"Hey Sasuke, what´s going on between you and Sakura? She totally wiped the floor with you!"

Naruto had been laughing his head off and making fun of his best friends for hours now. He had never seen Sasuke acting so immature and childish at the same time. Sakura acted like that all the time, but she had proved that you were bound to die, if you jerked her around too much.

"Hn."

"What the hell does hn mean? Yes, Naruto, it´s war?"

"...yes..."

Oh god, Sasuke said a normal word. He always answered in monosyllabics.

"Cool, can I join?"

Sasuke shook his head. That matter was between him and her. He would personally hound her out of this school.

"No, it´s something personal..."

And he already had an idea how he would put her through hell. Sasuke Uchiha sneaked out and dug for some earthworms. He would smuggle them into her lunch later.

Just like I said, I should have stayed in bed. Strange things just kept happening to me the whole day. First, there were earthworms in my lunch. Those poor things surely almost died because it was so hot in there. I took them back out and watched them disappearing in the ground.

Then, I found cockroaches in my locker. Seriously, I love cockroaches. They are sooo cute! Still, I threw them out without a second glance.

After that, there were bugs in my bag. Ok, that was really gross. I hate bugs. I made Shino responsible. He loved bugs and always had some with him in a glass or something. He emphasized very clearly they weren´t his, before I could kill him.

Whoever was doing this to me (it´s got to be the greatest dick, retard, mongo and shithead, I ever met), would pay for this. Later on, my wallet just vanished. Gaara was the one who coincidentally found it in the boy´s washroom. Good for me, I would have NEVER gone to that place.

The last period was sports with Gai-sensei. He tortured us so long, that we were drenched in sweat and desperately needed a shower. I always waited until the other girls finished, I really didn´t need any more remarks about my figure from Ino. While I took my shower, I couldn´t relax at all. I felt like someone was watching me, but that was simply impossible. I was completely alone. I would have noticed anyone sneaking around. After I finished I tied a towel around my dripping wet body and went to get my clothes. .gone! I had the shock of my life. My pants, my shoes, my shirt, even my fucking underwear was gone!

I had an attack of nerves and screamed for Hinata. She was standing outside, waiting for me. She hadn´t seen anyone going to the showers. I begged her and Gaara to look for my clothes. By all means, I could not run around naked. They looked in the entire school and couldn´t find anything.

I was about to faint, when Gaara came back with my clothes. Guess, where they were hidden. Somewhere in the boy´s showers, stuffed into a garbage bin.

I got a feeling. I suspected our little school prince. He wanted to drive me insane, for accidentally throwing food in his face and putting a frog corpse on his head?

So, Sasuke was into stupid pranks? Fine, I was so much more into them!

Sasuke POV

Normally I don´t tend to childish behaviour, but I wouldn´t be able to get rid of that Haruno girl if I played fair.

I dug for some earthworms and bribed the cook with my smile, she would do what I wanted, without a doubt. I told her that Sakura was the only one supposed to get the "special" food.

I didn´t get the expected reaction though. Sakura looked down on the creatures as if they were the poorest things in the world and to my surprise carried them out.

Later, I got some cockroaches, don´t ask me from where, and put them in her locker. The code was her birthday.

When she opened her locker, she didn´t scream and run for the hills but smiled and was happy about having some extra pets.

Seriously, that girl couldn´t be quite right in the head. Every other girl would have taken off like a bullet. I tried bugs on her and this time she looked officially grossed out. She almost bit Shino´s head off because she thought it was his doing. So she didn´t like bugs? I would remember that.

I didn´t leave her be, because I was still pissed at her for putting that frog in my hair. I stole her wallet and hid it in the boy´s toilet. She would never go in there. Much to my regret, she sent her sociopath friend in there and he came out with the stolen item.

Since almost nothing had worked on her, I needed to do something else. This time I bribed Ino with a kiss. She jumped at the opportunity to talk ill about Sakura and told me everything I needed to know. She always took a shower when everyone else was gone. I could use that to my advantage.

Ino was starting to attach herself to me, so I told her I would give her more later. More kisses and perhaps something else. She left without another word. Yes, I like stupid girls, they are so easy to handle.

After all the girls finished showering, I sneaked into the girl´s locker room and indeed, Sakura was taking her shower. Alone. I am most definitely not a peeping tom, but I wanted my revenge, so I took some pictures with my cell phone. And then I realized something.

She wasn´t fat at all. Ok, she wasn´t skinny either, but definitely not fat enough to be called a walrus, like Ino did all the time.

She was voluptous in a good kind of way and tall enough to show those creamy legs of hers. Oh damn! What the hell was I doing? I was peeping, even leering.

I took some more fotos and then she turned around. Her green eyes were looking , searching for something or someone. She knew someone was watching her and sure as hell I was looking at her. So, she really was born with pink hair. I always thought she had dyed it to get attention. And damn, those breasts...I should go. NOW!

On my way out, I grabbed her clothes (nice underwear by the way) and stuffed them in a garbage bin in the boy´s showers.

I grinned with malicious pleasure. I could already imagine how she would scream when she found her clothes gone. I flipped my cell phone open and looked once again at those nice shots of her naked body. I´m such a genius.

The next day, however, I had to ask myself if playing pranks on her all day had been such a good idea. Some strange things kept happening to me. First there was dog crap on my car´s windscreen. I noticed it when I skipped classes to smoke a cigarette.

While I was standing at my locker, someone must have tied my shoelaces together without me noticing, because I fell flat on my face after doing one step.

When I went to the toilet to take a piss, I didn´t notice those little marbles laying around. I slipped on them and almost fell with my head into the pot. Good thing, I didn´t. The person before me had not flushed it.

When I tried to pull my exercise book out of my bag later, I noticed with horror that all my belongings were gone. There were only porn movies in there. My cellphone´s (not the one with Sakuras pictures though) language had been changed to Arabian, so It took me some time to switch it back to English. I found frogs in my lunch from our chemistry class and the worst was yet to happen.

After sports class, my clothes were just gone. They vanished and I was the only one left. Naruto had gone ahead.

So there I was, wet, naked and with just a little towel to cover my most intimate parts. I looked in the girl´s locker room first. Nothing.

I was completely alone, so I had no other choice but to look for my things alone and dressed in just a towel. I found my boxers at the door to the schoolyard. My pants were hanging from a tree and I couldn´t get up there just yet. My shirt was hidden somewhere far behind in some bushes. When I wanted to get back inside, the bell rang. Lunch break. The students were coming out from class and then there I was. Sasuke Uchiha, standing in the schoolyard with just a towel around his hips.

You surely can imagine how the girls reacted to that. They started screaming, drooling and taking pictures of my nearly naked body. I just passed by the girls, not looking at anyone and then I saw them. Sakura and her friends. They were not drooling, or screaming, or taking pictures. They were rolling on the floor, laughing their asses off. Sakura was´t like everyone else. She dared to laugh in my face.

Naruto saved me. He got my pants down from the tree and lend me his big towel, so I could hide at least some skin.

"Damn, Sasuke! That was an epic fail. Perhaps, you should just leave her alone. She humiliated you in front of the whole school. She´s no ordinary fox..."

I refused to give up. I had been humiliated. Me, Sasuke Uchiha. I would never ever let her get away with this. Suddenly I knew what I was going to do with those naked shots of her. I would stick them on the school´s bill-board.

Sakura POV

Gaara, Hinata and me had never laughed so much in our whole lives. We spend the day playing pranks on Sasuke. My master mind gave us that hilarious view of him, practically naked in the schoolyard and all of his fangirls taking pictures of him. I didn´t put his clothes there for nothing.

"Sak, you are a real minx. I love that about you...", Gaara giggled, still amusing himself over Sasukes stupid face. He ruffled my hair and kissed my cheek.

I had put his clothes on purpose outside the school. He surely hadn´t been thinking I would not realize it was him who had been playing pranks on me yesterday. I hope he got the goddamn message: Do not EVER fuck with me!

On our last lesson, however, he seemed to want to get back at me immediately. He kept throwing little pieces of paper at me. The mesages on them just kept getting more ridiculos. He even wrote I should dye my hair a nice black, so his eyes wouldn´t have to suffer from that damn pink.

After at least 50 paper balls, 2 erasers and a lot of pencils, I had enough.

I turned around, hit his desk with my fist and yelled: "Got a problem, asshole?"

He screamed right back at me: "Let me guess. Yes! You hid my clothes!"

"Quid pro quo, idiot! You did the same to me yesterday."

"You put porn movies in my bag!"

We had both raised from our chairs and were insulting the heck out of each other.

"So what? You put cockroaches in my locker, gross jerk!"

"And you put dog crap on my car. Who´s the gross bastard now?"

Our classmates were staring at us, as if we had completely lost our minds. Sasuke had never gotten that angry and he most definitely didn´t argue with girls. Anko-sensei just kept sitting on her desk and watched the whole show with a smile on her face.

"If I am the gross bastard, then you are the peeping one!", I hissed. "What the hell were you doing in the girl´s locker room? You pervert!"

"Yeah, sure. I don´t want to see you naked, Haruno. I would get blind the moment I saw your sagging tits..." He had the nerve to grin spitefully.

"Well, first of all, I don´t have sagging tits. Second of all, you have no right to talk to me like that. I don´t know who you think you are, but if you call me sagging tits, then I will call you dickless shit."

Sasuke growled after hearing the dickless shit comment. "You seriously need glasses, Haruno. You should be able to tell the difference between nothing and 23 centimetres."

"Sure! 23 centimetres, my ass! I always thought you are the best math student and now I see, you can´t even count from one to ten."

Sasuke opened his belt without taking his eyes off me.

"I could prove it anytime...", he said.

I laughed, sat down on my desk and crossed my legs. "I dare you. We all wanna see...it..."

That was the moment we realized what the hell we were doing. Anko-sensei sat on her desk, her legs crossed and her face amused. Our classmates were waiting for Sasuke to lose the pants. Especially the girls.

"Haruno and Uchiha. I thank you both so much for this spectacular display of verbal aggression. Uchiha, close that belt. Haruno, sit down! I´m the only one who is allowed to sit on tables here. I expect an essay from both of you about how aggressions should be taken out on a punchbag, not on ones classmates. And Orochimaru-sensei will be expecting you both tomorrow to his detention class.

Great. The day had started so wonderfully and ended in the worst way possible.

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