the man in black had a secret plan and jumped off his building to the ground and then ran over an picked up Tyrell and ran off.

"Wow who was that in black?" said Liva.

'I don't know said Ellito but I'm really proud of our sun for winning that battle so I think we should celebrate.'

'Yeah I'm really proud too let's go fix him some eggs.'

'.. eggs… " said Dani.

so they went back to their house and fixed eggs and every1 was happy. Dani was happy. Elliot was happy. Livia was happy. They were all happy. but that creepy man in the black coat had a plan.

There was still a lot of time left in the day so the stabensler family went to an SVU theme park and rode SVU rides all day long. They rode through the Cave on the redheaded ADAtrain and ate munchables while they watched Fin lookalikes terrifying children. The bought SVU badges and little action figures of the SVU team and all the bad guys they destroyed from the fan shop and then got chinese take out from the cafe even tho it was just called that because thats wut u eat if ur an SVU agent.

then when they were leaving all-the-time-happy-and-smiling Dr. Hang shoked their hands and smiled and said happy things to them so they would feel good. But the man in the black coat ha daplan.

So they went home and made a fire and roasted marshamellows on the limbs of the SVU villains they had destroyed from the SVU fan shop. then they threw the villains in the fire and burned them up and went to sleep peacefully except elliot still couldn't sleep very well because his brooding intensity had never really been cured.

the next day they all got up and elliot and livia went back to catch rappists because even tho they were really old they still did that because dick wolf still told them too and cragener was still their boss although by now he was really really old so he was just on permanent life support in his cave and would occasionally yell things out liek 'hey liv what's up' but today he was dying finally so this time he called out 'hey liv come here i got some tin to tell ya.' Olive rolled in. 'wut is it captain caveman?'

"Well liv… i should have probably told u this sooner .. but well… its just really personall… and i didnt kno how u wuld take it… plus i had to let the statute of limitations run out… so anyways …. well i guess i'll tell u know… just promise u wont' get mad at me… liv i promise it's not as bas as it sounds-'

Cap just get the hell on with it! Yelled Fin. 'All the script says is 'you finally told liv about how u rapped her father.'

DAMNIT FIN THAT WAS MY LINE I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE TO SAY THAT THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON WHY I RAPPED OLIVIA'S MOM IN THE FIRST PLACE!'

omg… you. rapped. my. mom. your. my. dad. said olivia. she didn't know what to do. she didn't know what to think. she didn't know how to act. she didn't know what to do. she didn't know how to breath. but it didn't matter that she forgot all these things because in his rage Craver had jumped out of his life support system to attack Fin who scared children and died immediately.

"Wow. That's fucked up" said Fin.

but the man in the black cloak was watching…

*OMINOUS PAUSE* (commercial break)

a psychic blob floated across the world reintroducing the scene.

"hey el just found out cragger rapped my mom so he was my dad.'

"wow that sucks " said E. "and all this time u didn't even kno.'

"I kno right. sucks huh?'

"Yeah.. well I guess we don't have to catch anymore rappists now that he is dead. that's too bad.."

'i guess so, but-

suddenly half the building exploded and the man in the black cloak appeared. After laughing diabolically for ten or maybe eleven minutes he finally said "hAaH u guys all feel for my trap!'

'now I'm here to reveal my treu identity. The man reached up to a mask that only conealed half his face but didnt conceal his true appearance at all but when he took it off every1 acted suprised at his identity. OMG IT'S RICHARD WHITE! said every1.

Richard White cackled with laughed hahahahaha ' i rapped u olivia benson and now Im raising our one-eyed freak child tyrell benson white!

"oh you're back again! yelled olive benler. Well take this! Oliva picked up a desk and threw it at him but he caught it and ate it. he was about to retaliate with a nuclear blast when he became distracted by john munch and fin having sex behind their desk, finally able to express their suppressed feelings now that cave was dead.

Elliot said "YOU ASS! u rapped my love and wife's mom and ruined my love oliiava's life mostly for this u will pay

Elliot's rage came to a new extreme and he volcanized into a giant elliot and started stomping around the city. he was now as tall as a building and was destroying and smashing everything including richard white. meanwhile dani stabensler and tyrell benson white had become good freaky-eyeball friends and were watching the mayhem from a building top nearby. everything was gettin blasted and livia was hanging onto elliot's giant leg fer dear life. Kathy was also wondering around somewhere so she died finally. Elliot was really losing it now, his repressed rage from the last 50 seasons of SVU was coming out and sending him off the booker. Elliot was destroying most of new york and his face was pumped and fire hot red his eyes wide and crazy but cassie novak escaped his wrath by flying out of her apartment in a jet like bolt b/c she still had to return in reparations April 13th every1 watch it casey novak is coming back i kno it !

Lucius Blain sat straight up in bed, drenched in sweat. He couldn't fathom the dream- the nightmare- he had just had. He was breathing heavily and felt like the freak dream had lasted for days.

"Jesus…" he said to himself, "where the hell did all that come from?"

He looked around at the bare concrete walls, the vertical iron bars, the small square window. "I guess I"m just being paranoid. But damn, that was so real, although it got pretty messed up in the end."

"Ahh, guess you're awake now, eh?" Called a voice from behind the wall, startling Lucius Blain who was still so disturbed by his dream. The voice continued, "you stopped your moaning so I figured you've woken up finally?"

Moaning… shit… what if I said something? This isn't good.

Lucius Blain heaved himself up from his bed and moved to the side of his cell near the wall the voice was emanating from.

"Moaning, huh? What do you mean by that exactly?"

"Oh yeah, would've thought someone was torturing a confession out of you except I've been in this damn cell for twenty years and I know we don't get any night visitors."

Torturing… a confession? "Listen you prick, what the hell did I say, tell me?"

"Oh there's no need," said a new voice. "You can listen to it again yourself." Lucius whirled around to see a female figure standing just outside of his prison cell holding up a small electronic device.

"This little guy recorded everything you said. I hope you enjoyed your night, because, by my count you'll be having a couple thousand more like it!"

"AHAHAA," the other prison crackled, "now that's fucked up man!"