Tamaki

I have never seen Kyoya that mad, except when I wake him up early, but that is beside the point.

Those two girls had actually had the audacity to blame me for breaking the laptop. Me! Do they not know who I am, King of this Host Club. They are the ones that decided to back away and then runfrom me. If anyone, they should have blamed those shady twins. They were all over the girls as if they had absolutely no decency. "Sempai, get out of the corner. The guests are going to be here any minute," Haruhi said from somewhere in the room. I quickly stood up and straightened out my jacket.

I began making my way over to my throne, a very comfortable red velvet chair, when I heard, "I'm so booored! If I wanted to sit around and be bored I would have gone home."

"Shut up Kiyomi," there was the sound of a muffled slap. "You can complain later." I turned my head to look at the two girls that had just shown up out of nowhere. Not really out of nowhere, they've both attended Ouran longer than I have. I don't know anything about them though, they don't really keep to themselves, but they don't talk about their lives.

Kyoya approached the girls and said something that caused Amaya to nod in agreement and Kiyomi to throw her hands up in frustration. I sauntered over to the three of them. "You can't be serious!" Kiyomi exclaimed.

"What's going on here?" I asked anyone that was willing to answer me. Amaya looked up at me with her brown eyes.

"Kyoya-senpai was just informing us of the amount of our debt," she said. Kiyomi looked at me now and her eyes narrowed, I'm not sure if it was in frustration or anger, but either way I took a step behind Kyoya and peeked around his arm.

"Three million yen including the laptop, the tea set, and my doubling of it!" She shouted. Amaya placed a hand on her arm, trying to calm her down.

"Oh that's right, I forgot to double it," Kyoya said from in front of me. He opened up the notebook that he had been holding under his arm.

"You can't double it in your head?" Kiyomi asked mockingly. "It equals six million." The twins snuck up behind her and wrapped their arms around her waist pulling her close.

Kyoya

Kyoya simply watched as the twins grabbed her from behind causing her to squeal. Watching her attempt to squirm away and Amaya try and keep them from breaking anything, was more than suitable punishment. For now at least.

After all, one could only deal with so many annoyances before they snapped. He adjusted his glasses so they sat on the bridge of his nose, the sunlight reflecting off of them for a moment, before he made a note in the black folder he had in his hands. To anyone else it would look like meticulously written notes, but nothing of importance to them.

However he had a very complicated code that involved key words, doodles, and markings that might take hours to explain. For example, hearts by female guests were those who regularly requested him. Cupcakes were Honey's frequent guests, and exes were Mori's. Tamaki's guests had little crowns by their pictures, the twins' had stars, and Haruhi had the female symbol by hers. Those who were higher in rank had crosses, and those who only came once upon a time had asterisks by their photographs.

Where Haruhi's profile was, along with a record of her debt, and other notes he had observed about her, were now two more pages, with two more photos; one of Amaya, and the other of Kiyomi. Both had the same type of setup like Haruhi, and he was currently making marks of their ever increasing debt.

He also made note that they were jumpy when they were crowded, or touched. After all, you never knew when such information might be useful. He looked up to catch Amaya slapping both Hikaru and Kaoru upside the head.

"Keep your hands off of us!" She shouted.

"Yeah! We ARE NOT YOUR TOY!" Kiyomi added loudly, causing him to wince. He made another meticulous not that Kiyomi tended to be the loud- And then another scream from Amaya, caused another wince as he wrote, they were both loud, and Amaya tended to be uncouth when angry.

"FUCK NO! GET OFF ME!" Amaya yelled causing Tamaki to run over to Kyoya.

"Mommy! They're using naughty boy words like Haruhi!" He whimpered.

Kyoya simply smirked and shook his head. "I told you Daddy, these are delicate lines we're trying to balance here," the raven haired boy said smirking. And he suddenly wished he hadn't responded like that. Now both Kiyomi and Amaya were looking at him gleefully. All of sudden four words rang out through the third music room.

"WE LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Came the concurrent shouts of Kiyomi and Amaya.

Kaoru

Hikaru and I decided to play with our toy for a while, we weren't expecting her to start freaking out, she didn't last time. Amaya decided to smack us upside the head and let me just say, she's stronger than she looks.

Amaya and Kiyomi shouted, "WE LOVE YOU MOMMY!" And ran over to try and hug him, but Tono intercepted their hug.

"You love your Daddy too, right?" He asked as he squeezed both of them. Their arms hung at their sides and they gave each other exasperated looks.

"Actually, I have some father issues," Kiyomi said bluntly. I looked over at Hikaru, he wasn't paying any attention to me, his full attention was on the spectacle currently in front of us.

"Me too," Amaya agreed. Tamaki dropped his arms from around them and fell to the floor. He slinked away, back to the corner he had been in only minutes ago. Amaya turned to our new toy and looked at her skeptically, "You don't have father issues."

She raised a finger to her lips and made a shushing noise. "You know that and I know that, but he doesn't know that," she said with a smile. Hikaru and I took a step forward at the same time, obviously having the same thought. Once again, he placed his arm around Kiyomi's waist, I placed mine around Amaya.

"You realize now we know," Hikaru said into Kiyomi's ear.

"That you lied to Tono," I finished in Amaya's ear.

Amaya pushed me away and I nearly lost my balance. Hikaru bumped into me, we looked at each other and smiled. "Do I have to have her hit you again?" Kiyomi asked with a deadly look upon her face. Amaya audibly cracked her knuckles.

Hikaru

Hikaru looked over at Kaoru and smirked slightly, looking at Amaya and walked over to Kiyomi. "You wouldn't want her to hit us…." He said in her ear his lips dangerously close to the appendage. He backed up quickly though, narrowly avoiding Amaya's well aimed punch to his groin, and instead receiving it in his gut.

"Ooof-" He muttered smirking still at Kiyomi. He looked over at Kaoru to see his brother snickering at him. With a slight nod the two both advanced on their new toy. "Come on now," Hikaru murmured softly in her ear again.

"We're only trying to be nice" Kaoru finished for him, as he wrapped his arm around her neck, and Kaoru her waist.

They both looked back up at Amaya's glare and Kiyomi's evil look. Smirking at each other they began to advance on them again when Tamaki's voice halted them in their tracks. "LEAVE MY DAUGHTERS ALONE!"

And then two more voices. "We aren't your daughters!"

Then Haruhi added, "You'll get used to it…."

And Hikaru turned to Kaoru. "Wait a second…If they're part of the club now…."

"Won't they find out…." Kaoru trailed off.

"Hey boss! What about Haruhi?" They asked together, ganging up on him. Hikaru smirked at the look of shock on Tamaki's face it was priceless.

"Mommy?" Tamaki asked making Hikaru laugh and roll his eyes.

"It was you who decided to let them into the host club. We might as well tell them now…" Kyoya said coolly.

Hikaru looked up now afraid. "Bu-But we can't tell about Haruhi…" He said trailing off panicked. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all…

Haruhi

I stood next to Kyoya, away from all of the commotion the twins were causing. I don't really know how the subject of my gender came into play, but it did thanks to Hikaru. "Why not? You know I don't care," I told them.

"But Haruhi!" They -including Senpai- whined. Where were Honey-senpai and Mori-senpai through all of this? I looked behind me and of course, they were right where I thought they would be; Honey-senpai eating cake and Mori-senpai sitting right next to him. I reluctantly turned my attention back to the jumble of words being said between everyone in the room.

"Stop!" I said, not really yelling, but really wanting to. All five of them looked at me with slightly confused looks. "I am a girl. I have girl parts, I have girl thoughts." Kiyomi walked up to me and stopped when she was only inches away from me. She placed her hand on her chin and stared at me. I should have thought this through more thoroughly. Amaya came up behimd her and pulled her away by the arm.

"Kiyomi, you can't get into people's faces like that, it's rude."

"Mommy! Amaya's trying to tell me what to do!" Kiyomi shouted to Kyoya. I looked at Kyoya, he was gripping his pen so tightly that his knuckles were turning white.

"I am not! She just doesn't know how to behave," Amaya said. His grip loosened up a little.

Mori

Mori watched the proceedings silently. He wasn't one for talking, and for that very reason, he stayed quiet. Watching his smaller cousin eat the cake and take in what was happening he wasn't surprised when Honey asked, "Kiyo-chan will keep Haru-chan's secret right?" If they didn't know better, one would think he was a little kid.

Mori knew better though. While Honey was a sweet kid, he knew how to get what he wanted. He used his sweet looks and charm to his advantage. His cousin may have sounded like a little boy, but he knew the other was simply trying to protect Haruhi.

Neither of them had any romantic feelings toward her, but she was like a little sister to them. And if it came down to the point where her secret was revealed, they knew that no one would actually hold her accountable for her debt, he also knew that they'd all be sorry to see her go. In her own way she had wormed her way into all of their hearts.

Mori knew even Kyoya had a soft spot for her. It was odd how such an odd girl, and a commoner no less had managed to find a place in each of the host's hearts, but as Mori reflected on it, he guessed they should have seen it coming.

All of his musing took only a few seconds before both Kiyomi and Amaya answered. "Of course we will!" They both said at the same time.

"Good! Takashi do you want some cake?" The male asked him.

Mori smiled and shook his head. "No thanks Mitsukuni," He answered simply.

Meghan (WE) here! Just wanted to say thanks for reading and we really enjoy writting this piece. I wrote Mori, Kyoya, and Hikaru. Megan (MDL) wrote Tamaki, Kaoru, and Haruhi. Um anyway reviews are wonderful..and I thank you again for reading...And now I'm babbling. xD