MonochromeFox: Ha. It's been a couple of months since I've updated huh? I'm sorry for that. Life's been piling up on me...\
Well to make up for that, I've typed up a new chapter to my most unread fanfiction on here. (Smart?) Next I plan to rewrite chapter two of my fanfic 'That's my Uke!' because, even I admit, it sucked and the events were very unreal. Maybe it'll turn out to be something angsty with fluff on Akira's recovery... For those of you who haven't read it, it's M rated... so yeah. :)

Anyway let's focus on this chapter...
Please enjoy for those few who read this and the people (person) who commented on this. :D

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"Perhaps you two should just wear dress shoes..."

Yumiko and Sumiko sat, massaging their badly blistered feet. Foxia bit her lip as she saw her two best friends in such pain. Stuffing her hands into the pockets of her faded blue jeans, the child tried to look casual.

"I think you're right." Yumiko groaned, cursing the damned strappy high - heels to hell. "Ow, ow, ow..." her swollen bare foot throbbed.

For three hours, Foxia has been trying to give the two others lessons in walking and dancing in high heels. By the time they finished, what used to be graceful creatures, turned into a sad lump of swelling, blisters, and exhaustion.

"I'm really sorry you two..." Foxia apologized... "I should of started you on a shorter training course, but I get carried away when I'm dancing." the shin's emerald eyes turned sparkly. "I just love performing arts..."

Sumiko sweat - dropped. "You can keep me out of this dancing stuff... unless I get to dance with Ryuko - Sama..." she flushed at the thought.

Foxia flopped her hand lazily. "It's too bad Shirogane's getting married to Akira."

Sumiko shot her a death look.

"Personally, I think Shirogane - Sama looks better with Ryuko - Sama. As well as Akira and Kengo."

Sumiko's bangs covered her eyes. "Your yaoi fangirl mind is going out of control..." Electricity seemed to spark around her. "So out of control..." she lifted her head, eyes glowing a bright crimson. "It's pissing me off."

Yumiko stepped between the two. "No fighting, we're friends, remember? Foxia, say something nice!"

Foxia sighed. "Shirogane and Akira are going to make a cute couple and I'm sure they'll live a happy life together."

"Good. Now Sumiko, say something nice!"

Sumiko gritted her teeth. "I respect what you say about your couples, even if I don't like them..."

Yumiko smiled. "Great! Friends?"

Foxia and Sumiko smiled and glomped Yumiko.

Ah, fangirls' love for one another.

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A black pickup truck rolled into the driveway, kicking up dust in it's path. The paint was flawless, as well as the initials 'ST' on it.

The shadow king rolled down the window as Shisui came up the driveway.

"Welcome back Homurabi!" He stood on his toes to reach in and give the acid eyed man a soft kiss. "You got a new truck?

"Yep."Jumping out, he patted the side. "I had those letters custom made, just for this truck!" he traced a long fingernail across the white letters.

"Oh? And what do they stand for?" the smaller of the two asked, tucking a strand of hair behind Homurabi's triple - pierced ear.

"The 'Smut Truck'." Homurabi simply said, nodding suggestively. "And I think I'll be doing a Smut Delivery service soon, so I'll have to get an 'D' put on the end of that. Thus making 'Smut Truck Delivery." he put his hands on his hips proudly.

"But if you do that, it will spell 'STD'..." Shisui giggled.

Homurabi looked at his truck, then back at Shisui. Only one word was uttered in response.

"Fuck."

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"Ah! Shirogane... th- there..." Akira's toes curled in pleasure.

"Hmm? You like this huh?" The shadow stroked his partner's raven hair. "Maybe I should stroke it again?"

Akira sprawled out on the sheets, the soft, cool texture brushing against his bare chest. "Yes. Please Shirogane..."

"Okay my love." his ungloved hand slid over the teen's back once again. It was always so cute how he reacted to back massages. Akira mewled to his touch oh, so easily.

Perhaps this could be a fun night...

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MonochromeFox: Well... that's it. 0_0 I'm sorry it's so short. I don't really have much inspiration for this right now.

About the Smut Truck... (LOL) My sister and I were having a conversation about cars, then Monochrome Factor came up.

Sister: What about the shadow world? Do they drive cars there?

Me: Yeah... remember in episode 18 when Lulu was talking about places to date? She was talking about Koukuchi Park and a picture of her popped up. She was driving a car then.

Sister: Oh yeah... it was a red convertible or something...

Me: I wonder what kind of truck Homurabi drives? (Homurabi fangirl)

Sister: (immediately) The Smut Truck.

Yeah. I almost peed my pants laughing for 3 minutes straight. LOL I came up with the 'STD' joke and sent the pain back at her. XD

Well... yep...

Reviews would be nice. :D I know the writing is kind of lacking here, but whatever...

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