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My friend asked me for this :) This is for you Izzy! Love ya 'bro'


"Oh my god! I knew it. I seriously knew it." She jumped up and down before a thought suddenly came to her. "You're not... for Jimmy? Sheen?" He shook his head of red hair disgustedly and she was relieved.

"Yeah, so now you know I'm gay. But no, I've never, er... 'felt' anything for them. They're my best friends." Carl plopped down at the park bench. He sighed loudly. Cindy and Elke exchanged a worried look before speaking.

"Why not tell Jimmy and Sheen? I am sure they would understand!" The swedish girl exclaimed.

"I know they would be fine. Its not like you're in love with them or anything." Cindy reassured him.

"I'm not in love with them, my boyfriend can attest to that. But you think so?"

Both girls nodded happily and smiled. "I'm calling Jimmy and Sheen over. You can call up your boyfriend for the 'coming out' so he's aware it's no longer a secret."

Elke and Cindy each took a seat on either side of Carl. He had his head in his hands and nodded.


"Why did they want to meet at the park?" A tall hispanic boy walked with a shorter blue eyd boy. "I mean, Libby's not even here this week, at a dumb Graystar concert with her cousin, so why should I go?"

"Sheen, please relax. If we don't get there faster, Cindy will kill us! She said it was an emergency!"

"If she's your girlfriend, why do I have to go to the so called 'emergency' for her, Jimmy?"

"She's not my girlfriend Sheen! Because she said to take you too. Cind- Oh! There she is! Um, with Carl and Elke...?" The boys had spotted the trio sitting on a bench. Jimmy noticed Carl looking uneasy and queasy and grew worried. "Hey Cindy. Elke. What's the emergency? Carl, what's wrong?"

"Whoa, Carlito bro, you don't look so good."

"Jimmy, Sheen, there is something that must be brought to your attention."

Both the named parties blanked at her tone. It was one she usually reserved specifically when dealing with her little brother, Leif, when he got in trouble. The boys shared a desperate look before returning their eyes to Elke.

Both blondes wore identical expressions; the familiar 'you-better-listen-closely-and-be-good' ones men all over the world were becoming used to. The stare down was interrupted by the arrival of another boy.

"Sorry I'm late!" He said. He had black hair and grey-green eyes. Smiling sheepishly, he looked at the group gathered around Carl. "Did... did I miss it?"

"Miss what?" Sheen asked.

Carl shook his head and stood. taking a deep breath beforehand, he all but ran to the newcomer. He threw his arms around the boy and kissed him full on the lips.

The girls watched with excited 'awwws' as Jimmy and Sheen stared at them, mouths agape and eyes like saucers.

Carl broke apart from the newcomer, who's arms had wrapped around him. "You guys, this is my boyfriend, Izekeal. I- I'm gay."

"I guess this is what you had to tell us..." Jimmy said before he and Sheen promptly fainted.


LOL! XD You don't even know how much fun I had writing this. You all would have been invited to my funeral, because any more and I owuld have died laughing. Hope none of you hate me ha ha :P I fully support Carl/Elke, but Gay Carl is alright in my book! If you still hate it, look at it this way; I'm branching out my style! :3

Again, Izzy, this is for the "gay Carl" request . I decided to use your male name/appearance for it, simply because it was for you. I in no way suggest that you love him, so no frettin' mmkay? :)

Hope you enjoyed (lol), please review!

Thanks! This is Miss Awesome signing off~