Mating Season .

Kohana:I don't own I did,Ichigo would be having kids with Grimmjow,Hanataro would be having kids with Kenpatchi, and Renji would be having super cool little red-and-black haired kids with though he's a cold-ass douche...Sorry Bakuya-lovers,but the boy is gay(Lucky for the gay-Bakuya-lovers).

Kira:And piss off if you don't like .

'If this jackass doesn't go a different way at the next block,' Ichigo thought, a tick of irrataion apearing on his temple, 'then I'm going to kick his blue-haired ass!'

Guess who was fallowing our little kitten? If you said Grimmjow, then here's a cookie.

Grimmjow chuckled as he stalked after his prey,his hunter's mind telling him that this was just about the perfect time to pounce. 'I just have to wait intell he spins to att-Aw,shit here's my turn. SHIT! If I'm not home when the old man is,I'm gonna get my ass kicked by him...AGAIN!'

Ichigo smiled widly as his creepy, annoying('HOT AS HELL!' his mind screamed at him), obbsessed stalker turned left as he went straight, speeding up his step just incase. 'I'm free, I'm free,I'm free I'm free I'm free!' He happily sang in his head, walking up his sidewalk and to his door, instintively stiffening as he turned the handle.

'Ok, so, I'm in and Goat-face hasn't attacked me yet? Is he sick?'Ichigo wondered as he walked in, setting his bag on the kitchen table,noticing a note magnatized to the it off, he lazily read,

"Dear Ichi-nii,

Me, Yuzu, and Goat-face are out for ice-cream and to run some errands. There's a tub of Chocolate, Cherry, and Strawberry Swirl in the fridge. Eat up. Yuzu said that your dinner is shushi and rice with teriaki sauce. Goat-face says have fun but don't lose your vergianity. And that if you do, there's condoms in your third dresser drawer. I say, DON'T USE THEM HERE,GO TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE(1)! Bye.

Love,
Karin, Yuzu, and Goat-face."

Ichigo sighed as he read his father's P.S.

"P.S-MY BEAUTIFUL SON! IF YOU DO LOSE YOUR VERGINITY, I WANT GRANDCHILDERED!"

"Baka Goat-face." He muttered,crushing the note in his palm as he lit a match. "I'm not going to lose my damn verginity. DAMN, some of the stupid things he does makes me want to KILL that bastard, but murder is a crime(2)."

Dropping both the note and the match into the sink, Ichigo pulled out the ice cream that was menchioned and a large spoon, cursing his heat-cycle. 'Damn my love of sweets,too(3)!'

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-With Grimmy-chan!*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

"Damn it." BANG! "Damn it." BANG! "Damn it." THUNK!

"GRIMMJOW, STOP TRYING TO USE THE WALL TO KILL YOURSELF!" Grimmjow's little black-haired, blue-eyed sister, Kohana, yelled at him from downstairs. "THAT'S MY JOB!"

"THANKS FOR THE MORAL SAPORT, SIS!" Grimmjow snapped back at her.

"ANY TIME, BIG BRO!"

"SCREW YOU!"

"GAH,INCEST!BAD GRIMMY! BAD BAD KITTY-GRIMMY!" Then the girl laughted evilly as Grimmjow hissed at the old nick name. Sure, it was cute when she was like 4 or 5, BUT THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO!

"OH, SHUT UP, YOU TWISTED-MINDED LITTLE GIRL!" He yelled,slambing his door closed, "GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER!"

"HEY,YOUR THE ONE THAT PUT IT THERE!"

"True..." Lying on his bed, he wondered, 'Ok, so, how do you bag Ichigo 'Untouchable' Kurasaki?' He was silent for a minute before he yelled, "BRAT!"

In three seconds flat, his sister was beside his bed, smiling, then said, purring slightly, "You screeched?"

"Your anti-mate, right?" Grimmjow asked, sitting up from his laying position. When she nodded, he grinned evilly and purred out, "I need your help to get someone like you as my mate."

They both chuckled evilly(which was more proof of kin-hood) as she smiled wickedly and asked, "What do you need big bro?"

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Some random guy walking outside the Jeagerjaws household*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

The random guy looked uneasily at the 4 story house as dark chuckles leaked out from the first glance, it seemed like a nice home, warm, friendly, with a nice father and two hard-working kids, but, as with most things, you have to look under the surface to see the real (which from now on will be his name), ran from the house, scared that once more,a explosion would appear in their back yard.

...TBC...

1.)Can't you just FEEL the love?

2.)That is the only reason that my step-dad is alive,he treats me like a slave.

3.)In Japan, it is believed that only women or weak men have a weakness for sweets. In my world, it's a sure sign of a submissive.

Kira:REVEIW OR I WILL SQUISH YOU ALL LIKE THE BUGS YOU ARE!

Kohana:(Pushes the red-head below the camra.)OR NOT, IT'S YOUR CHOICE! DAMN IT, KIRA, KEEP OUT OF MY DAMN SHOT!

Kira:THEN PUT ME IN THE STORY!

Kohana:I WILL IF THEY TELL ME TO!maybe...