Mating season .

Kohana:Ooooook, since I can't get Kira out of the box that Alrye-sama shoved her in,( looks sadily at the trembling box where her sister is hidding) I don't think that she will be in this story...

Kira:S-so yaoi deprived...s-s-s-so scary...(Goes deeper into the depths of box.)

Kohana:-_-'...Alrye-sama broke my sister. Oh, well, ON TO THE SHOW!

Disclaimer:See one Grimmy-kitty fucking a firey strawberry into the ground?Then, no, I do not own.

Ichigo jumped as out of NOWHERE, while on the way to the store, a little girl, no older than 14 at the most, with deep blue eyes that have gold flecks in them, black hair with blue tips, and large delicate looking cat ears jumped out and yelled, "OHAYO, NII-SAN!"

"Ummmmmmm, hi there?" Ichigo said as he inched away from the smiling little girl, tail bottle-brushed. And jumped again as he noticed tears start making their way down her tan face. "H-hey, what's wrong?"

She sniffed a few times before saying, "I-I-I'm l-l-lost..."She held out her hand to the older submissive and asked tearily, "C-can you h-help me, Nii-san?"

Ichigo sighed, thinking, 'She reminds me so much of Yuzu...', before taking the smaller hand in his and said, "Sure, squirt. Do you know your address?" He sighed happily as she nodded,and asked, eyeing her alittle, "Do you know where you are?" She shook her head no. He got down to her level and asked, "Why were you even here?"

She sniffed again and replied, "M-my big brother said to meet him at the park, but I got lost,and when I texted him, he told me to just come home, but when I did, I just got more lost..."

Ichigo sighed again and said, "Ok, just two more questions. One, where's your house?"

"666 Hueco Mundo Drive. What's your name, Nii-san?"

"Ok, so, that's about 23 blocks away, and it's Ichigo Kurosaki. Question two, what's your name?"

The girl smiled up at him and said, "Kohana. I'm Kohana Umino Jaegerjaquez."

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'Damn it. I told her to get him to the damn house by 10:30 at the LASTEST. It's 11:08. Did something happen? Did they get attacked on the way here? Kohana's strong enough to fight off anything that this world throws at her...right? WHERE ARE THE-oh, there they are.' Grimmjow raced over to his little sister and the object of his affections that was currently being led to him by her."KOHANA!" He yelled out in releif, trying not yell out his going-to-be-mate's name as well. Swooping in, he picked his little sister up and held her close, realizing that he HAD acutally been worried about his annoying little sister. "Thank the gods, I was starting to get worried, brat!" Grimmjow looked up, acting like he had JUST noticed Ichigo, who was staring wide-eyed at the siblings, beofre saying, "Ichigo, right? Did you find her?"

Ichigo mentally shook his head and replied with, "N-no, it's more like she found me. I was just walking in a back alley and then she popped up out of nowhere."

Grimmjow smiled widly at him and said, "Why don't you come inside? Pops would probally want to thank you for finding her."

"Oh, no, I souldn't..."Ichigo said, walking away from them, but stopped when he felt something pull on his shirt. He turned around to come eye-to-eye with tear-filled blue-and-gold eyes.

"I-Ichi-nii..."Kohana wimpered, her bottom lip shivering. "W-Will you please stay? Just for a little while...Please?"

Ichigo melted under the look the submissive girl gave him and nodded, alowing Grimmjow to place his hand on his lower back and lead him to the door. What he failed to notice, though, was the evil look the two all-to-alike siblings shared.

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Ichigo's eyes just about POPPED when he beheld the inside of the two evil sibling's house.

It was all marble walls, hard wood floors, glass, and old midevil weapons. 'HOLY SHIT!' Ichigo thought as he was lead to the, what he thinks was, the front room.

That is, intell Kohana jumped out from her brother's arms and said, "Well, this is the hall parlor!"

Ichigo stuffled a blush as he burst out, "WHAT? BUT IT'S BIGGER THAN MY FRONT ROOM AND ROOM COMBINED!"

'Note to self:Ichigo likes big things.' Grimmjow thought as he watched Ichigo oggle at the room. "It's not all that big. You sould see Kohana's art room, now THAT thing is huge. Either that or you could take a look in my armory."

Ichigo's eyes widdened as he imagioned the size. 'I wonder if everything about them is big...' Ichigo's eyes got widder as his slightly perverted mind gave him dirty pictures constisting of the thing that Grimmjow's pants were hidding. 'NO, NO, BAD MIND!'

As Ichigo was thinking and Grimmjow was...getting a boner while watching him, neither noticed Kohana sneak away. That is, intell they heard a loud angery yowl, a scream, and a metalic clang coming from upstairs. "KOHANA?" They both yelled as Grimmjow ran toward his armory, Ichigo close behind, trying to ignore the sausy flicks of the older male's armored snow-white tail. When they had FINALLY gotton to the lager room, they were greeted by a horrifing sight.

In the middle of the room lay Kohana, her left arm held upward and bent under at the elbow,legs eagle-spread and the right one bent upward at the knee, her head being tilted to the side, and a HUGE blade centimeters from her head. Her eyes were wide and terrified. "Shit, brat!" Grimmjow said, carfully pulling out blades from the already beat-up floor. "This is why I TOLD you not to come in here!" With Ichigo's help, they slowly picked her up, Grimmjow snarling when she wimpered as his hand twitched and a blade nicked her cheek.

"You ok, Kohana?" Ichigo asked as they set her on her feet and let Grimmjow finish picking up the blades. "You didn't get hurt anywhere else other than your cheek, did you?"

The girl smiled sheepishly at him and said, "Yeah, I'm fine." She looked over at her brother and said, "Sorry, Grimmy-nii. I just wanted to show Ichi-nii Pantera. She's just so cool, that I bet he would LOVE her!...And I mean the sword, not that dumb ca-AHHHHH!" Ichigo jumped as a black blur jumped at Kohana and started to attack her face.

Immediotly, Grimmjow yelled, "PANTERA! BAD CAT, STOP TRYING TO KILL KOHANA!" and grabbed the black blur, trying to pull it off. He failed utterly. The cat continued attacking his defencless sister, Grimmjow helpless to stop them.

That is, intell Ichigo grabbed the demon cat and started to pet her between her ears.

The cat's green eyes widdened before a look like she had just inhailed a 100 pounds of cat-nip flew over her face, and she purred loudly, rubbing against the orange tabby-cat. Kohana and Grimmjow looked at Ichigo with a new respect(well, Grimmjow was also thinking 'I WILL HAVE HIM FOR MY MATE!') as Kohana shakily reached out a hand and gentally stroked the cat between the ears. The cat looked at her for a minute, noting her shivering ears and slightly brisled tail, before jumping into her arms and purring contintly. The two older ones laughted quietly at the new friendship as Kohana's eyes grew wide and comically happy tears spilt from her eyes, sneaking out to leave to two to themselves.

The second they were gone, both female cat smirked and looked at eachother, saying(yesh, these people can talk to cats), "Females-3659, Males-NIL."

Twin cat-like calls echoed throughout the room as shivers raced down Grimmjow's and Ichigo's spines, a premonition od evil hitting them like hurricanes.

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-TBC...

Kohana:Ok, so, you'll be meeting Grimmjow's dad in the next chapter.(Turns tword the box) Kira-nii,
please come out.

Kira:NO!

Kohana:Pwease?(Sad puppy face.)

Kira:...The face doesn't work if I can't see it.

Kohana:Oh...Well damn.

Kira:-_-' Baaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaaa.

Grimmjow&Ichigo:Please take time to reveiw while we stop Kohana from distroying Kira's box.-_-'