Pok'edmon: The Pilot Series
Chapter 3: Insert "Ed" Pun Here
[Quick note: Whilst regular Pok'edmon has HF n' Ed, Pok'edmon PS will have Quick Notes]
Eddy and Ed bounded out of the Retro Van in an unsightly mess, Eddy's hands still gripped tightly over Ed's elongated neck.
"Why you little!" Eddy fumed as he continued to choke his yellow friend.
"Eddy!" Double D sighed as he saw that, yet again, Ed had done something to aggravate Eddy. "Elekid." Double D turned to his yellow pokemon. "Thunder Wave please."
Eddy's nerves suddenly tightened, forcing him to let go of his oafish companion. Eddy had been paralysed by Double D's Elekid. Ed had the sense to let it several breathes, now that he had his oxygen supply back.
Double D squatted to Eddy and Ed's eye level. "Fellows." he said in his 'Reasonable' voice. "Let us not bicker on the first in many a mile that we have felt ground beneath our feet. We are in Littleroot town, and that is what matters."
Eddy was both confused and irritated by Double D's lengthy vocabulary, but decided that whatever his sock-hatted friend was blah-blah-blahing about, it had to be somewhat relevant.
Eddy limbered up as the paralyse wore off, and proceeded to kick Double D in the 'Nether Region'.
"My Southern Hemisphere!" Double D wheezed.
[Minutes Later]
Eddy and Ed, who had Double D draped over his shoulder, walked into Littleroot Town. It was a fairly isolated town, with no Pokemon Centre or Poke Mart. In fact, the only place of interest was the Pokemon Lab, which was run by Prof. Birch.
The trio entered the lab, as Double D had dismounted from Ed's shoulder. A portly man was tinkering with what used to be a Pokedex, muttering to himself about "Bloody Magnemites, messing with his equipment."
"Um, hello?" Double D said. Prof. Birch was startled to the point were he banged his head on the machinery above him.
"Who! What! When! Where! Why!" Birch stammered in utter confusion. He turned to the three strange charecters in his lab. "Um…" He began. "Who are you?"
"We sir…" Double D began before he was interrupted.
"We're Ed, Edd n Eddy!" Eddy shouted while Ed gave a whoop and Double D face palmed.
"Oh yes, Peach creek's Finest. Prof. Oak called and said you would arrive a few days ago." Birch informed. "What faction will you be taking?"
"Faction?" Double D repeated.
"Yes, Faction. It determines what kind of trainer you will be and what kind of competion you enter?" Birch explained. Birch walked to a draw and pulled out three pink sheets. "Once you decide, have an official sign it and mail it back to me."
Birch handed them each a slip and Double D promptly took them away from his friends and stored them in his hammer space hat.
"On the way!" Birch called out to the Eds, who were almost out the door. "Say hello to May, my daughter!"
Unfortunately, Ed had picked up on the word 'May' and was unable to tell Birch was referring to a different May. Ed started screaming and shaking about "Girl Germs!" and how it was "Bad for Ed!".
Whump!
Eddy had his Rhyhorn subdue Ed. Even Ed, the boy who had once flipped the world over by gripping onto the ground and pulling it over his head, was not strong enough to lift Rhyhorn.
Eddy returned Rhyhorn and Double D gave Ed a sandwich, calming him down. On Double D's insistence, the Eds scurried out of Birch's lab, tactfully avoiding eye contact. After all, Ed had smashed all of Birch's stuff.
[Route 105]
Pokemon as common as Poochyene or Wurmple, or as rare as Ralts or Seedot, were scurrying along the route, but carefully avoiding all the humans. The Eds all had different things on the minds, or slice of toast in Ed's case.
Ed was scurrying on all fours, his three pokemon on his back. Totodile somehow got his hands on a cowboy hat.
"(Yee Haw! Gee up partner!)" Totodile said in a cowboy accent that was a lot more believable than his Australian accent.
"(Hey dere bub!)" Magby said in a considerably lower calibre accent. "(Next time I ketch you doin' accents on ma turf, well, you an' I are gonna tangle!)"
"(Guys, don't fight!)" Turtwig shouted as the two pokemon were at each others throats.
"(Or what!)" They both shouted.
"(Or I'll kick you're motherfucking heads in! That's what!)" Turtwig snapped.
"Aww!" Ed said as his saw Totodile and Magby hug in fear. "They love each other."
Meanwhile on Double D's person, Treecko, Elekid and Chimchar were all tucked into Double D's backpack. The backpack was large enough to store the three prevolutions without damaging other items, and had signitures of famous English football players.
"(Yo MC Plugs, Miss C-Fire, we is finally hittin' da road)" Treecko said. Chimchar was beginning to suspect the gecko was mental.
"(Yo!)" Treecko said, attempting to get a responce from Elekid. "(Yo Elekid!)" Treecko shouted.
"(Oh, I'm sorry. Were you under the delusion that I was still talking to you?)" Elekid snapped.
"(The Fuck? Come on, why you gotta play a brotha like dat?)" Treecko rapped.
Elekid grabbed Treecko by the throat and with uncharacteristic strength, hoisted Treecko out of the bag.
"(Look here you retarded wannabe fuck!)" Elekid growled. "(You betrayed me! You sold me out! You let the monkey hunt me down and do things to me!)"
Treecko was gasping. "(Gotcha back Jack. Bitches be crazy)"
Elekid dropped Treecko.
"(Yo dudes! Don't leave me behind!)" Treecko shout as the group left without him.
"(Hey hot stuff)" the high, girly voice of a Kirlia said behind Treecko.
"(Shit!)"
Eddy was riding his Rhyhorn. It was his thing. Whilst Ed n Edd had to walk, Eddy would ride, and sharing the ride with his two new pokemon; Cyndaquill and Mudkip.
"(So Rhyhorn, how did you meet Eddy?)" Mudkip asked.
Rhyhorn remained silent.
"(Weeeellll?)" Mudkip asked.
Rhyhorn still remain silent.
"(You're not very chatty are you? If you ask me, you should totally…)"
BANG
Cyndaquill had knocked Mudkip unconscious with a frying pan.
"(What a douche!)" Cyndaquill said loudly.
Rhyhorn slowly noddened his head in agreement.
The Eds had got to route 103, where they saw a girl their age, badly bruised and floored on the ground.
"Oh My Lord!" DD exclaimed as he quickly ran to check her pluse.
"Is that lady dead?" asked Ed, who was geniunly concerned, but his dimwit prevented him from taking the appropriate action.
"She'll be fine, but, what could have done this?" Double D answered.
Suddenly, the tremendous roar of a Salamence sounded, as the dragon beast swooped at the three teens.
"Does THAT answer your damn question?" Eddy shrieked as he used Ed as a meat-shield.
"Yes."