My So-Called Girlfriend Becomes A World Class Bitch!
"Now it's over. It's sooooo done!" I shouted to Amy Cahill, as loud as my voice could go
I was breaking up with her. Here's why:
Two days ago Amy had come in and the first words she said to the person sitting next to me were 'Move worm' and they moved. What she said to me was 'Sup son?'
"What?"
"It's my new way of saying hi"
"Just say hi. It's better"
Today she said to a girl who has her head deep in a book the letters 'B.G.G'
The girl said "What does that mean?"
"It means 'Bitch, Get Gangster'" and the girl ran off crying
That was when I said "Now it's over. I'm sooooo done!"
But she said "Ugh, yeah right, you want me, you need me!"
I was furious. I got real close to her face and said
"First of all, little girl it was I who made you famous in this school, if it wasn't for me, you would be nothing. Like I would really need someone who looks like a clown has short hair that makes them look ugly and the personality of a stuck up heiress! I do not need YOU, YOU need ME! And now it doesn't even matter to me that Anya sabotaged you! I see that this has gone to your head and I see that even though it was Anya who took out the hair and suggested the makeup, but this was definitely NOT, Anya's doing, you did this to yourself. And even though Anya was convincing you, you're the stupid one. Because it was YOU who believed it! Ugh! I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!"
"Anya… sabotaged me?"
"YES SHE DID! SHE TRIED TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD TO ME! AND SHE SUCCEEDED! YOU NOW LOOK ATROCIOUS TO ME! I WISH I HAD NEVER PLAYED THAT TRUTH OR DARE GAME!"
Amy was thunderstruck
"Also, "I said really quietly "I know who I'm really in love with. It has always been and always will be the poised, charming, elegant, exquisite, and valid Colette Anastasia Swanson-Garcia Shapiro!"
Anya was hiding behind the wall and I went, got her, and dipped her like I did when we got back from Korea.
She beamed like it was the last one she had.
Amy ran away in humiliation and melancholy.