the sexy bois dont belong to me :(
Ichigo started on his brave journey to rescue Sasuke with his sexy stable boy, Ishy-chan. They set out on the dry cold frozen very melancholic salmon encrusted road. "Euuugghooowwww!" said the Ent King as Ishy-chan stepped on the Ent King lower right cleft as he has a chin the size of a china-man which is separated by the European union's decision for chin equality. First proposed after PRINUS-CHIN first came to the land of Chinus-maximus. He was hailed as a God and many wenches were sacrificed for his wench soup. However when it was declared a part of the European union and there was the Great Chin Civil War, the lesser chins rebelled against the omnipotence of the great cod chins. ANYWAY!
Ichiho and Ishy-chan walked on, passing the Ent as they normally would. They decided to stop for the night and continue their quest the next day. The stopped off in a seedy hotel and they had surprise bottom sex and then after that they had non-surprise butt sex. Ichigo enjoyed it very much, as did Ishy-chan.
In the night Italians broke in through the window and stole their watches. They vaguely remember hearing one screeching 'Omninom doo doo daa!'
They awoke the next day. They were unaware of the time so they couldn't decide whether to have morning sex or not.
They decided to in the end. Over and over and over again.
To set the scene for the morning sex, they decided to make some boiled eggs and set the alarm clock. Once the alarm sounded it was time to use the wooden brakes and set those babies on fire. They first began by putting on their morning clothes and then peeling them off each other again, using only their teeth. This was sexy. They then grabbed some of the baby oil and rubbed it over each other's paninis. They rose in the oven swiftly, fastly, quickly, stiffly, at the pace of a world champion skier making their way down the course at the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
Ichigo grabbed and tamed Ishidas galloping sasuage and took it out for a ride. He split his morning milkshake all over Ichigo's face. "Yummy. Vanilla."
Ichigo wasn't going to let Ishida get away with that. He threw him with the strength of ten big men onto the rusty bed springs. Imprisoned on the bed Ishida could only watch in sexual terror as Ichigo brutally mega-raped his anti-vagini. And by anti-vagini he means bottom hole.
"OMG ur so sexxi" Ishida moans as he omnomed on the bed as Ichigo slid in, out, in, out, in and out of him.
Realising that the situation could only be brought to fever-pitch by the imperilment of their lives Ichigo dug the bed springs deeper into Ichida and then used his nipple clips on himself. They were made out of reinforced stainless diamonds and cost £60,000, on loan from P. Diddy himself.
To erectify this rusty-spring ridden situation, only the most forbidden jutsu could be performed. The earlier boiled eggs, which had not yet been eaten (The New Albumin is OUT NOW) were just begging to be used! Ichigo removed himself from Ishy-chan's nether regions long enough to retrieve the boiled eggs. SADLY, HE DROPPED THEM AND THEY SMASHED. So another forbidden jutsu must be implemented...
Ichigo grabbed Ishida and rotated him through a 360 degree clockwise Ollie. This made Ishida moan in pleasure, sadness, anticipation, and awesome. Ishida loved roleplaying Tony Hawk Skateboarding. Ichigo grabbed Ishidas foot and sucked hard on his big toe, swirling his tongue round and round the toe. He loved the salty toe taste. Just like bacon.
They skated around in sexual bliss, ecstasy, rapture, and chocolate, until Ichigo whaled, "AAAAAARGHHHH," and the harpoon was was at this time a there was a great white out as Ishida was avalanched in Ichigos raw, untamed, unadulterated, honey-textured passion!
"Oh Ichigo-sama...," Ishida murmured lustfully, exploded and exhausted, "where did you learn to pleasure a farmhand like me in a manor such as that?"
Ichigo looked him square in the face and said, "Well, my dearest, there are some things a man must never tell. One of them is his age, that's illegal. Another thing a man must never tell you is what brand of Cotton Buds he uses. Lastly, I must never tell you how I learned to pleasure like a Panini on a hot roasted oven plate."
After a lot of heaving breathing an enormous women ran through the door. "You little cockroaches!" she screamed. "You're scaring away my customers! I'm a professional whore!"
Ichida and Ichigo put on their great big fig leaves and skipped into the middle distance where they continued this sex rampage.
Several days later, satisfied, they went on their quest. For a time they rode in a Diesel, but he tried to do bad things to them. They decided to walk after that. Ichigo walked and strided in a dominant and manly fashion, clearly letting everyone around know that he would be the one who was on top. Ishida, on the other hand, had been put in his place, walking in a tame and inferior manner, just as a good farmhand wench should. Ichigo was very proud of his Ishy-Chan.
Some time later, Ishy-chan was angry. "I AM VERY HUNGRY, FEED ME," he shouted at ichigo.
Ichigo fed him with his gyrating, throbbing and pulsing man meat, and Ishy-chan was silent after that.