Downtown Karakura Town, 12:30 pm, Outside Hardly Hentai, the lingerie store.
Rangiku Matsumoto stands outside the store proudly. Both her arms are stretched to the sign above her, showing her pride in bringing her friends to their destination of choice. Well, her destionation of choice.
"Tada!"
Ise Nanao hits Rangiku in the head with her file folder, disgusted with her friend's idea of a field trip.
"Rangiku! What if the president were here? She can't see this kind of profanity!"
"I'm not sure I want to either.."
Hinamori steps out from behind the posy of women all looking skeptically at the store. Her cheeks redden as she looks at the barely dressed manikins in the store's front windows.
"Oh lighten up everyone!"
Youruichi steps to Rangiku's side in support of her big bosom buddy.
"A little bit of sexy's never hurt anyone before, right Unohana?"
The women's association members part like the red sea on either side of Captain Unohana. She smiles sweetly. That same close-eyed cheerful look that scares the hell out of everyone.
"I think our time here will be well spent"
Isane looks at her captain in disbelief. She stutters, trying to form a sentence, let alone a question.
"Captain?-"
Is all she gets in. Rangiku cuts her off.
"Let's get our shopping on, and our clothes off!"