Chapter three – "The awesome bums"

Sasuke was asleep, and had been tossing and turnig for many hours in his mind. He had been having wild, crazy, and somewhat erotic dreams. When he awoke, he could vaguely recall something about Italian watch thieves, and rising Panini buns in the oven. He was hungry, and his appendix was rumbly.

Sasuke was sure the dream in his mind was almost, almost... real! As though he had some sort of telepathic connection with someone far away who was destined to rescue him from this very (x6) tall tower. That would be impossible though, of course.

Feeling very hungry and well-rested, Sasuke got out of bed. He was nekkid and he made his way into the kitchen and started nom-ing on a pack of Teatime biscuits. "Omnomnom." He said, "I lurve biscuits."

He looked into his living room in the tower an d went "AAAAUUUURRRGGGHHH" when he saw naruto sitting in the room doing the remainder of the crossword.

"OH heyyyyyy gurl!" naruto growled clicking his fingers, he then stood up and sasuke got a erection when he saw naruto wasn't wearing any clothes. Naruto transformed into a kinky-fox slave, using the power of the nine-tailed fox. Sasuke could not tear his eyes away from the naked Naruto, and was more aroused than ever before.

"How's it hanging now?" asked Naruto?

"UP TO MA EARS BRAAAHHHH," Sasuke said, winking, first with his left eye, and then with his right eye, and then with both eyes together. Sasuke's clothes all fell off and naruto fainted at the size of the monster between sasukes legs. It was the size of a tree trunk. A big tree trunk, not a small or medium sized one.

Sasuke, to revive Naruto, had to think fast! He waved his tree in his face, and Naruto woke up.

"Naruto, my sexy fox, I have written a poem for you, and you alone, it goes something like this:"

Naruto, Naruto, set the beast free.

Naruto, Naruto, pour vous et pour me. **** French 4 bottom

Let us circle the pantaloons,

In the darkest depths of Konohagasoulsociety

With seventeen days left to surrender

To the great bum of the sky

Naruto.

-in a whisper...- Naruto

"WHAAAAT?" said Naruto, having a sudden change in personality after being dormant for three months in this mockumentary mockument.

"Sasuke, I mean, Naruto," said RJ. "What?"

Anyway, "Naruto," said Sasuke, "I'm still naked. What do you want to do to remedy this SIT-CHOO-AT-ION, if you know what I mean? ;)"

"Nothing, I'm cold, have you seen the wewather outside?" said Naruto.

"No, I'm blind. You should ask Aizen to install some heating in this tower. PS I'm not blind, I have eyes only for your handbrake, naruto." ?

"my handbrake is very impressive" naruto moaned senusally and lustly. "I would like to install your penis into my bottom. I would like if you did that."

"oh alright then." Sasuke said rolling both his eyes in two different directions.

"Good sasuke, you look kind of cool," said Naruto.

"kthnx." said mthephen sorrisy, "SOOONNNnN"

"oh for fucks sake," sasuke said, "Fuck off, im attempting to engage in SEXII times. oh can you lend me some lube, or ill have to use butter."-

"OKay," said Sorrisy-chan, "I have some butter for you. Let us NEVER speak of this again, please. For the love of Son."

Sasuke proceeded to make some toast using the butter. He then totally remembered what he was ACTUALLY supposed to be doing with it.

sasuke dipped his willy into the melted butter and then naruto forced the tree trunk deep into his mouth.

"omnomnom. your dongle tastes really good." naruto yelled. "believe it."

Gin appeared. "oh hai. dont be silly wrap your willy."

then they faded to black and had sex. horray.