"This isn't the kind of trash Lady Youruichi needs to be surrounding herself with. She needs to surround herself with her closest allies, the ones that have been there for her since the beginning..The ones that made an oath..the ones that can stare into those golden eyes and feel as if your soul has made a society just for her to inhabit" As the first of many overprotective and homosexual thoughts passed through Soifon's head, she flashstepped between the dozen racks of lingerie.
"Too revealing, too bright, too shiny, too tight, too-"
As Soifon slid a fourth item across the silver rack she was greeted by Lady Youruichi herself.
"-perfect"
Soifon finished her sentence and the mischevious grin on Youruichi's lips grew to its absolute limit. A woman of her age had seen enough lingerie to satisfy a squad of drunken Shunsuis, Shūheis and a whole toystore full of Kons. Besides, usually when her and Kisuke did find alone time for one another there was no use wasting that precious time with layers of clothing. If their designated meeting spot was secluded enough she'd show up with nothing on but her zanpaktou. This usually had Kisuke yearning to strip down to nothing but his zanpaktou, did I mention he left Benihime at home?
Youruichi has had her fill of exposing herself, so she thought why not allow her number one fan to have some of the fun. Nothing screams approval from a superior like that same goddess asking you to try on some sexy piece of lingerie, and Soifon craved approval more than anything. Especially Lady's Youruichi's approval.
Youruichi took out an outfit that she had hidden behind her back. The Squad 2 captain looked at it eccentricaly. The look was more so intended for the woman holding the garment but Soifon tried to camouflage her obsession. Even though the one-sided love affair was known by practically everyone, soul society, real world, probably even Hueco Mundo.I mean, you don't need a soul to make fun of Captain Soifon's blind infatuation. Soifon acted as if she were an on the clock member of the stealth force when she layed her eyes upon Youruichi's dream figure. Trying to conceal her love with obvious non-chillant glances to the side, her fake unintirested stares at the ground, all so pathetic, all so perfectly Soifon.
But let's get on to the nightmare waiting to happen that is Soifon trying on lingerie.
After a few short mumbles and grunts of obvious disagreement she tore the curtain open. Youruichi turned to see the outcome of her prank. The rest of the Women's Association also turned their heads as they heard the echoing sound of a curtain being swung open. Glitter fell from the tacky and brilliant red curtain. It fluttered down over Soifon like some sort of sexy special effects. But the effect Soifon was having on the room was anything but special.
The only thing thicker then the awkward tension in the room was now her black fur covered kitty slippers. The tragedy only began at her ankles, upwards a black velvet pair of short shorts with a a matching cropped tank top fitted her slim chest. A bedazzled tail was revealed when she went to look at herself in the three-way mirror, ignoring the silence that came from the rest of the Women's Association.
She riggled her nose like the animal she was trying to immitate as she re-fitted her furry rhinestone cat ears on to her head. They blended in with her dark black hair except for the fluroscent pink bow which was at the middle of the headband.
Soifon struck her sexiest pose. It was something between your grandfather's back problem and an infant potty training.
"Yorouichi.. is this the look you intended for me?"
Yourichi who had easily coaxed Soifon into trying on the outfit, that she found in the Halloween Red Tag section, was now on the floor crying from laughter.
"Atleast..chh..Atleast...ha..atleast one of us can pull off the look! AHAHAHAHA"
Youruichi clutched her sides from laughing so hard as the tears rolled down her cheeks. She fell onto the ground in a fit of laughter as her biggest fan flash stepped back into her change room.