Sasuke was remincing about the time he working a butchers. He really enjoyed working there with all the meat. "Man, meat is really good." He purred erotically, lustfully, sadly and silently.
"Ding-dong," announced the tannoy which was connected throughout the very, very, very, very tall tower. The voice of Brian Blessed could be heard. "Welcome to the kidnap tower, your kidnap activities will begin shortly. Thank you for listening to this Kidnap Tower Tannoy Announcement. AAAAAAARGHHH."
Sasuke then realised he had imaged the tannoy. He was sad, he wanted to meet Brian Blessed. Evil prince Aizen then walked in "Muahhahahahahahah. You belong to me now."
So den sasuke was like O SHIT
And aizen was like B00BS L0L.
Hardcore dance music began to play from the imaginary tannoy speakers, pretty much like a scene out of Bruno. It was beautiful, tragic, aesthetic, and jelly at the same time