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Tobi: Yes, Panda-chan?
panda: Are you ready…
Tobi: To fly?
panda: er… no. I mean read the disclaimer.
Tobi: Can Tobi read it while flying?
panda: um yes?
Tobi: Can Tobi have a cookie after Tobi reads it?
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Tobi: Oh… can Tobi have a cookie anyway?
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Tobi: *eats the cookie in one bite*
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panda: *twitch twitch* Someone get Deidara in here.
Tobi: Tobi will do it! Tobi is a good boy!
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panda: read the disclaimer NOW!
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I sighed and dropped Lynn's passed out body on the floor. What? It's carpeted.

"Well, I'm going to be blunt, you're in an anime called Naruto."

I think Pein's eye twitched. "What?" he asked.

"You. Are. An. Anime." I pronounced every word as slowly as possible and made a few hand gestures, just to tick him off. I think it worked. Job well done Kit, job well done.

I could see clearly now (a/n: the rain has gone xD. What?) that his eye did twitch. "You mean to tell me that we are nothing but a simple cartoon?" Simple is an understatement, you're an epic cartoon.

"Yeah, pretty much." I heard Lynn groan, she'd be waking up soon. Then she would just faint again. Some help she's being. Wait. Why am I not panicking? Why am I not going fangirl? I'm one of the biggest Akatsuki fans that has ever lived!

I heard Pein sigh, "The rest of the Akatsuki will not take this as… well I as have."

I blinked, and turned to him, my face covered in what is called shock, "You're not going to slam me into a wall? Or stab my hand or search my mind for the truth? You seriously believe me?" Holy flipping pancakes! It's Pein we're talking about here! He believes what he believes and nothing can change his mind until he's proven wrong a gazillion times!

He looked at me like I was crazy. Well it wasn't that obvious on his face. It's Pein, he doesn't show emotion in front of strangers unless it anger or boredness. "Well, we are stuck here until we find a way of getting back, and you seem to know a lot about this world."

Oh. Well, here I was thinking Pein was actually a softie on the inside. "Oh. Okay. Well, first off, I need everyone's clothing sizes and shoe sizes. We have to go shopping."

"You will have to ask them yourself, I don't keep record of that."

"Well you should." I stuck my tongue out at him before I opened the door and walked out, smacking right into Hidan.

"Hey, their finished talking." He said.

I was still blinking from shock, and rubbing my now sore nose. Darn Akatsuki members and their height difference. I can't help it if I'm short! It's times like these that I wished I was taller. Sighing, I went over and flopped onto the couch.

I had been so deep in thought that I hadn't noticed Deidara sit down next to me.

"Hello, I'm talking to you, un."

"I told you, brat. She's dense."

"Danna, she's not dense, she's just not paying attention."

"Says you, brat." Okay, Sasori is getting on my nerves now. Time to exploit his inner most secrets and dreams. Well, not that, exactly. More like just make fun of him a lot. It'd get Hidan and Kisame on my side. If they weren't on it already.

"Stupid puppet." I muttered.

"What was that?" Sasori asked.

"I said you're a stupid puppet, and a deaf one at that." I got up off the couch and stood in front of the other Akatsuki members. Minus Konan and Pein. They were probably talking in my room or something.

"Hey, all members of the Akatsuki, listen up or else." Everyone's heads turned to me in interest. "We're going to introduce ourselves to each other. Wait, scratch that, I just going to tell you my name."

"And why wouldn't we tell you ours?" Itachi asked, he was thumbing through one of my mom's books.

"Because I already know them, "I sighed at their confused faces. "Don't ask."

"Well, anyway, my name is Kit. And the chick who passed out is Lynn."

"Good for you, now how does this thing freakin' work?" I looked at Hidan, who was currently trying to turn on my Wii.

So I walked up to him and turned on the TV, it was already on the correct channel. Pressing the POWER button on the Wii, I picked up one of my Game Cube controllers, and a wii remote. I handed him the other Game Cube controller.

"What is that?" I fell out of my chair, startled by Kakuzu's voice.

"It's a Wii." I sat back down on my rocking chair, dubbed my 'Video Game chair'.

I selected the game that was in the Wii, Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution 3. Oh yeah… I was so going to kick butt.

"Holy crap! That's me, un!" I smirked, knowingly as the others stared at the title screen.

"Just watch, pretty boy." I said, clicking the A button on the Game Cube controller.

I went to multiplayer, 2 players, 2 man squad, VS., it finally went to the select player screen. I quickly selected Sasori and Hidan as my players, and watched with interest as Hidan picked himself and Kakuzu., not asking once about how the controller worked.

"I going to kick your butt, Hidan, with your own character."

"Why did you pick me, then?" My eye twitched with hearing this question.

"I don't have to pick you, I could easily win with Kisame or Deidara." I turned around in my seat and glared at him. I'd said Deidara to tick him off, and make him shut up. Truthfully, wasn't that good with Deidara.

I waited a moment before turning back around and selecting a fighting area. Akatsuki Base. Again, just confuse them even more.

Oh yeah, I was so going to kick butt.

Wait.

What happened to the other Akatsuki members? They weren't there when I turned around. Itachi had been reading a book on the couch. Sasori and Deidara were sitting on the other couch, watching Hidan and I play. Kakuzu had left after I told him that the game console was a Wii. Pein and Konan were talking in my room, Lynn passed out my floor in my room. But where in Jashin's name were the others? Oh crap… what have I gotten myself into? Now isn't the time to play Naruto video games with S-rank criminals! They could be… oh gosh. Zetsu! I have people living on my street! Zetsu eats people. Oh no… and Kisame would scare the living daylights out of my neightbors. And Tobi… Tobi… Was probably with Zetsu or Pein and Konan. And….

"Hey! Kit, you there?" Hidan was currently poking my cheek.

I blinked. "Yeah, I'm here."

"You space out a lot, yeah." Deidara placed his chin in his palm.

"Yeah well, I'm sort of wondering where the rest of the S-class criminals could have gone." I growled.

Insert annoyed sigh here.

Stupid fate… karma… whatever it is.

Cheese and crackers… when I threw that penny into the well and wished that the Akatsuki would show up at my house, I didn't mean it literally!

Oh dear Jashin, what have I gotten myself into, now?

(THIS IS A LINE, BELIEVE IT!)(Dattebayo!)

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