Ah yes, the weekend. It would be so much better if I hadn't have gotten hit in the face with a ball today. *le sigh* Oh well, I feel like writing and I'm going to do so. ON WITH THE STORY! And because I feel like having a time skip, I will. Now Itachi! Get out here!
Itachi: Hn.
Panda: Don't you dare only say one syllable! Say the disclaimer!
Sasuke: Why can't I do it?
Panda: How did you get in here…?
Itachi: You can't say the disclaimer because you lack hatred.
Panda: Wait, what?
Sasuke: I'll show you who lacks hatred! CHIDORI!
Panda: WAIT, NO!
Itachi: Sharingan!
Panda: *takes out a water gun and squirts them both.* No fighting, now Itachi, say the disclaimer, or taste the wrath of my water gun.
Itachi: ima-panda-hear-me-roar does not own Naruto, nor does she own any of the movies, songs, TV shows, or any other copyrighted stuff mentioned.
Panda: Good boy! Here's a cookie.
Sasuke: Why can't I have one?
Panda and Itachi: Because you lack hatred.
Sasuke: 0.e
(I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIVE THAT THIS IS A LINE!)

Clothes are so expensive nowadays. Well at least all the money that Kakazu had turned into U.S. currency. How it happened? We shall never know.

"That's the last of the clothes." I said, slamming my front door closed. "Now do me a favor and get changed or something, I want some of you to help me get food."

"Why do some of us have to come, un?" Deidara asked me.

"Because, I'm too lazy to carry everything by myself." Yawning, I flopped onto the couch.

"What do you mean, by yourself?" Ah yes, Lynn. She'd been helping me get clothes for them.

I ignored her question and instead picked up the TV remote and started flipping through different channels.

"Who do you want to go with?" Itachi asked, his eyes never straying from the book he was reading.

I stopped clicking the button on the remote to think, "Sasori, Deidara, and I dunno, Hidan maybe."

"What's that supposed to freakin' mean, maybe?" I heard Hidan yell from who knows where.

"I mean, if you want to go, since I probably only need two people to come." I shouted over the sound of Dora singing "We did it!" with Boots.

"Where can we change, Kit?" Sasori asked me.

"I dunno, anywhere but infront of me. Try a bathroom." Curse Sasori! He was blocking my view of the TV! "Move, gosh darnit! Dora's trying to solve the troll's puzzle! She needs my help to get over the bridge!"

"You watch this crap?" Hidan plopped down next to me, now wearing a black T-shirt with random neon colored splatter-paint designs on it, and a pair of dark gray ripped skinny jeans. Wow, we sort of match. I was currently wearing a neon orange shirt that had been ripped so much it didn't even look like a shirt, with a black and blue horizontal striped tee underneath. My skinny jeans were sewn inside out and were a few shades lighter than his. My mood today? Tired.

"Yes, I do. Have a problem with it?" I growled. Darn people… interrupting my Dora time! Curse them a thousand apple pies to the face!

Hidan and I sat there, watching Dora for a few more minutes before Sasori and Deidara finally finished dressing.

As they walked into the living room, I stood and said, "Let us be off, then!"

I suppose you're wondering what kind of transportation we used, since I don't have a car.

Taxi.

I'm just glad the taxi could fit all of us, Sasori, Deidara, Hidan, Lynn, and me.

The cab stopped in front of a local grocery store, and deposited us.

"I'm going to set some ground rules, right now." I said, turning to the S-rank criminals, and my best friend. "No killing, maiming, torturing, exploding, poisoning or threatening allowed."

Hidan pouted, Sasori slumped a bit, and Deidara… shrugged. "I lost my hand mouths when I came here, un." He said.

Sasori nodded, "I think I somehow turned human."

Oh wow, what else happened? I bet Hidan became mortal, too. Then Itachi would've lost his Sharingan… and, woah. Well, never mind that.

"Anyway, let's go." I turned away from them and walked through the revolving doors. Ha, it'd be funny if one of them got stuck.

Sasori and I were walking through cereal aisle (Lynn, Deidara, and Hidan were looking for soda.) when I noticed some random girls from my school staring at him. It sort of ticked me off, but at least I didn't have to worry about someone recognizing Sasori. This is one of the smallest towns of earth and I'm the only Naruto fan that I know. Lynn only knows who they are because I talk about them all the time and show her pictures.

Sasori and I were discussing the topic of cereal mascots and how stupid it was, when the two girls decided to walk on over to us. The way they walked looked like they had some weird hip problem, it took all of my energy to not double over laughing.

"Hi, Kit." The first girl said, she was some curly haired red head. She was wearing a pair of shorts and a blue tank top that had the Superman logo on it.

The second girl, a brunette, batted her eye lashes and asked, "Who's your friend?"

I raised an eye brow, "Before we go to that topic, how in the world do you know my name?"

This seemed to take them by surprise, they stood there blinking for a while, I took my chance to escape, "Well, we had better be off then, right Sasori?" I didn't wait for an answer, I grabbed his hand, and a few boxes of Cheerios, and walked out of the aisle.

Once we were in the meat department, I let go of his hand.

"What was that about?" He asked.

"Sasori, listen to me carefully, watch out for girls like that."

"And why is that?" He leaned against the wall.

"Those are… gosh, how do I explain this…" I really couldn't find the words. Fan girls? No… "Just stay away from them."

He raised an eyebrow and was about to say something but, "Yo, Kit!"

"Oh dear Jashin-sama, help me." I muttered.

"Hey what's up? I don't see you around town often." I turned to face Will.

I put on one of my fake smiles, "Hey, Will! How are you?" Please don't question about Sasori, please don't question about Sasori, please, please, please.

"Hey, who's he?" My fake smile faltered for a moment.

"I'm Sasori." How can he act so calm? Curse him and his lack of emotions!

"Nice to meet 'cha!" Ah yes, Will, the happiest boy on earth. Maybe that's why he's so popular… Reminds me of Naruto. Even looks like him, too. Blonde hair, blue eyes. All he needs are whiskers and his hair spiked up and he could cosplay like no cosplayer could before.

"Kit, listen, I'm having a party on Friday, wanna come? Sasori can come too, the more the merrier I always say!" Will's eyes sparkled with excitement.

"I dunno Will-" I really didn't want stuff like this to happen, it could be a disaster…

"Sounds cool." My eye twitched, of course Sasori has to go play the cool, relaxed guy. "Do you mind if some of my other friends come?"

"It's cool with me! Well, later, Kit, Sasori!" He walked away waving, but not before he said, "By the way, you're a cute couple!"

My jaw hit the floor, and from the corner of my eye I saw Sasori's eyes widen.

I'm a fangirl and all, but I have limits! I think the Akatsuki are freakin' epic and all, and I admit they are good looking but… Dating? Nuh uh! No way! And Sasori is what? Thirty something? Sure, he's in a seven-teen year old body right now, but he has the brain of a thirty year old! It's just wrong!

By the time I recovered from the shock, Will was gone. It was then I noticed how warm my face felt.

"Hey, where have you guys been?" I almost jumped out of my skin, and the sound of Lynn's voice.

"Hey, your faces are red. What's up, un?" Deidara was pushing a cart full of random food items.

"N-nothing…" I muttered. "We need to get going, it's getting late and Lynn and I have school tomorrow."

We paid for the items and left the store, hailing another taxi to get back to my house.

(THIS IS A LINE -)(THE LINE IS PRETTY, NEH?)

As I slumped into bed that night, not bothering to put on pajamas, I thought about the upcoming party we had to go to. Pulling the tie-dyed sheets up to my chin, I drifted off into the land of sleep, dreaming about puppets who ate cheerios and Superman flirting with the leprechaun from 'Lucky Charms'.

(IT'S SUPER LINE, HERE TO END THE STORY! Yeah, you hate super line, don't you?)

I'm glad I was able to finish this chapter tonight. It's funny, because I have to go to some Luau my friend invited me to tomorrow. Well, good bye my readers, have a wonderfulicious weekend. I'll try to update as soon as I can.

Sasuke: Can I have a cookie now?
Panda: No, you still lack hatred.