Hello, dear readers. I would like to thank ethereal tears for this chapters main topic.
Also, I have noticed that I am not including Tobi much, which I should do. Oh well, if you don't like it, deal with it for now. Now for Itachi to say the disclaimer again. Because I feel like it. Get over it.
Itachi: Why do I have to do it again?
panda: Do it now or I will force you to read all the Itachi yaoi lemon fanfictions on this web-site.
Itachi: You wouldn't…
panda: You know I would.
Itachi: ima-panda-hear-me-roar does not own Naruto, Hot Pockets, or any other copy righted stuff in this fanfiction.
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Ah yes, school, the most wonderful thing that ever happened to children.
Notice the sarcasm dripping from that last sentence. It was just oozing with lies.
I threw my backpack on the floor of my kitchen like I did everyday, "What the crap is with Will? Telling everyone in the school that I'm now dating Sasori." I growled.
"I don't know, but I think it's funny." Lynn said.
"That's because you have a boyfriend, and therefore cannot be accused of dating someone else." I shoved a Hot Pocket into my microwave, angrily.
"Why are you talking about danna, yeah?" Deidara asked, walking into the kitchen and sitting down at the table.
"Yes, I do believe I heard my name mentioned." Sasori said, stepping over my backpack to sit down next to Deidara.
The microwave beeped and I hurried to grab the Hot Pocket out of it, not caring that it was burning hot.
"Will, this guy at our school, is spreading rumors about you and Kit." Lynn was searching the cabinet for my hidden Oreo stash. "And Kit here, is ticked off about it." She pulled out a ten pack box of Oreos and grabbed the milk from the fridge.
"What kind of rumors?" Sasori raised an eyebrow.
I decided to go eat my Hot Pocket in the peace and quiet of my room, until the door slammed open.
"Tobi is here! Hello everyone! Tobi is a good boy!" Deidara slammed his head on the table and Sasori sighed.
My eye twitched, not from annoyance, from the fact that Madara Uchiha was in my kitchen. And he just interrupted me eating my Hot Pocket. If he wasn't a crazy psycho killer who could kick my butt, he would be dead in a second.
Sasori decided to ignore Tobi and get back to the topic at hand. "So what were the rumors about?" He repeated his question from before.
"What rumors? Tobi wants to know!" My eye twitched again. Just what I needed, Tobi to tell everyone in the Akatsuki.
"Rumors about Kit and Sasori." Lynn started stuffing her face with Oreos, unaware of the mental messages I was trying to send her telling her to not say anything.
"Oooh! Tobi wants to know about the rumors! Tell Tobi! Tobi's been a good boy!" Tobi started jumping up and down.
Lynn swallowed and brushed her hair out of her eyes, "They're about Sasori and Kit dating." I honestly think she just said because she hates me.
"What?" A hiss escaped Sasori's mouth. Oh no, he's mad. Please don't kill me. Please don't kill me.
"You heard me." Lynn shrugged and walked out of the kitchen, leaving me to my doom. Mean while, Deidara was on the ground laughing.
"Tobi thinks Sasori and Kit are a cute couple." Tobi skipped out of the room.
My eye twitched, I sighed, walking out of the kitchen, towards the living room.
"Hey, what's that?" Hidan asked me, as I plopped onto the couch next to him.
"A Hot Pocket." I answered, and before I knew it, he had taken a bite out of it.
"Holy crap, that's epic." He said.
I punched him the face, then gave him the Hot Pocket, deciding to make another one instead of eat one with Hidan germs.
Walking into the kitchen, I realized Sasori was still sitting at the table, frozen in shock, and Deidara was still laughing.
I grabbed another Hot Pocket and warmed it up, the two minutes felt like eternity, it was quiet in the kitchen except for Deidara's laughing, which was starting to annoy me.
The microwave finally beeped and I grabbed the Hot Pocket and ran out of there.
I sat on the couch and munched on my Hot Pocket and watched TV with Hidan until he passed out. Which was around ten. Yawning, I went back to my room and changed into my pajamas.
But, before I could get into bed, my door was knocked on. I sighed, "Come in."
The door opened, and Tobi stepped in. "Hi Kit." He said, in an unusually deep voice.
I blinked, "I- I, um." Stuttering, I didn't notice him take off his mask and walk over to me. "M-Madara…"
He narrowed his eyes and smirked, "So you know who I am?"
I swallowed, realizing what I had just said. Crap.
(The line of evil and doom, MUAHAHAHA!)
Sorry for such a short chapter. Hey, I need your opinions, the party that they're going to, I don't know if I should skip to that. Or I can make chapters about the week. I'm not sure on what I should do.
Oh and, if you're wondering if this a SasoriXOC fanfiction, I don't know yet. I have no clue. I just thought that part was something that I could use as a joke. If I'm serious about it, I'll decide later. Maybe I'll post a poll or something.
Anyway, I let Tobi have a part because I felt like he should be here. I LOVE YOU ALL! PLEASE REVIEW!
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