Sorry I haven't updated, I'm just sort of stressed… WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M NOT SRESSED! I'M MAJORLY STRESSED! I just can't explain it right now… *sigh* Well anyway, Hidan. Do the disclaimer please.
Hidan: Fine. Ima-
panda: Um… Hidan?
Hidan: What?
panda: Can you say it in a British accent? Please?
Hidan: *twitch* Fine. *In a british accent* ima-panda-hear-me-roar doesn't own Naruto or any other copyrighted stuff.

(Your just jealous that my line is awesome than yours)

Oh dear Jashin… Madara Uchiha is in my room smirking evilly.

HELP ME!

I'm going to paint you a picture: Me, standing in an awkward position where I'm halfway on the bed but not quite. I'm also wearing pink rubber ducky shorts, and a purple tank top that says "I'm the shiz and you know it", in white letters. Oh and, did I mention that my collection of random Akatsuki plushies and other assortment of Akatsuki things are scattered around my room? Yeah, they are. Along with a huge poster above my bed that says, "I SUPPORT THE TOBI-IS-MADARA-UCHIHA THEORY!"

I wonder what his first guess about me knowing was…

That smirk is really starting to get to me, I think he's smirking because;
1. He's going to kill me.
2. He's going to reveal his evil plan, then kill me.
3. He's going to make me faint with his Sharingan, search for information in my brain, give the information to Pein, use the information to his advantage, then kill me.
4. He secretly laughing at me.
5. He's thinking weird thoughts… yeah, those weird thoughts.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP-

"What the heck, un?"

I blinked and bolted up, falling off the couch as I did so.

"Owwie…" I muttered. I sat up and stretched, popping my neck.

Huh, must have been a dream. I shrugged and stood up, walking over to Deidara who was trying to turn my alarm clock off. As I walked by him to go in, I tapped one of the buttons and it stopped beeping.

I walked into my room and shut the door. Walking over to my closet I randomly grabbed some clothes and changed into them. A tight black and white checkered T-shirt with a purple vest, along with a pair of neon orange skinny jeans. I ran a brush through my hair and pinned some of it up, but unfortunately it still fell in my face. Joy. Popping my neck for the fifth time this morning, I walked out of my room and grabbed my backpack, which was still on the floor of the kitchen.

Geez, what was with all the cramps this morning? I yawned and walked out to the bus stop where Lynn was waiting for me.

"Hey, Kit." She said, looking up from her phone.

"Hi…" I muttered.

"Kit, un!" Oh joy… Barbie Man is here.

"What do you want, you lame excuse for a guy." I growled. I'm not much of a morning person if you haven't figured that out yet.

"Kit, can I come to school with you guys, un?" He asked.

I blinked a few times.

"I can shrink!" He said, "Then you can fit me in your pocket, yeah!"

I sighed. "Yeah, sure." Deidara, shrunk himself, I picked him up and put him in my pocket.

The bus finally stopped in front of us and we got on, ducking from the paper airplanes and other things being thrown.

(Because I feel like it, I'm gonna end the story here.)

Ah yes, I'm updating again though, so, you're welcome.

The next chapter is the party.