The pole, people! THE POLE! VOTE ON IT OR I WILL SEND THE FREAKING RAINBOW RABBITS TO EAT YOUR BRAIN! VOTE ON THE GOSH DARNED POLE! In fact, I shall add a sequel to this as one of the options. Happy? Besides, this was meant to be a short story, have you even noticed that we are already on the Monday of the second week of Kit's life?
*whew* Okay, now that my rant is over, on with the special chapter.
Disclaimer: FOR THE LAST FREAKING TIME! I DON'T OWN NARUTO! I don't own Twilight either. Or any songs mentioned.
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Third person POV
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"Nooo!" Don't make me go to that horrible place! You're my brother for crying out loud! YOU LOVE ME DON'T YOU?" Kit's voice could be heard from the other side of the house, where our neighborhood friendly Akatsuki were lounging around.
"I honestly don't see how she could hate school this much…" Sasori sighed.
"You haven't gone to that place, Danna… You don't know of the horrors, yeah." Deidara was curled in a ball, eyes wide, remembering the events he had seen from the day he had gone with Kit.
Itachi rolled his eyes and returned to his book.
"What are you reading anyway, Itachi?" Kisame asked, leaning over Itachi's shoulder. He began to read out loud from the book. "You're skin is pale and ice cold… you don't go out in daylight… I know what you are… Say it… Say it out loud. A vampire… What is this crap!"
"This book, which you refer to as crap, is Twilight. I think it is very well written." Itachi replied.
"Itachi, it says it's a romance novel."
Hidan, as you can imagine, was on the ground laughing by now. "The almighty Uchiha is reading a romance novel!"
"I'm going to go take a shower…" Sasori stood up, obviously annoyed by what he would call 'idiocy' or 'insolence' and left the room.
"Stupid Danna…" Deidara mumbled, still clinging to his knees and rocking back and forth.
"I can hear you, Brat." Came the monotone from across the house, and then more screaming from Kit.
"No! I refuse! Sasori, help me! NO, WAIT! Don't leave me!"
"Augh! Get off me!"
"Not until you help me!"
"Kit! Get off of him! You're going to break something-!"
A crash was heard, and Andrew cursed loudly.
"Oooh! Andrew is a potty-mouth!"
"Would you get off of my leg? I want to take a shower…"
"Kit! Mom is going to kill us!"
"Us? You're the adult here!"
"Get off. If I was in puppet form, I would kill you."
"Hey! Don't threaten my sister like that!"
"Yeah! Don't threaten me!"
"Kit, stay out of this!"
There was another crash and Kit yelled, "No! Sasori come back! You can blame it all on me!"
"Quit making song references and get to school! AW CRAP! You've missed the bus!"
"Then let me stay!"
"You two are hopeless…"
"STUPID PUPPET BOY!"
"Kit, I'll drive you to school. Come on."
"NO! DON'T-"
The front door slammed and the yelling stopped.
If you could sweatdrop in the real world, everyone in the living room would have.
"So… I'm just going to keep playing this game here…" Hidan turned around and began kicking butt on whatever video game he was playing.
It was silent, besides Hidan, in the living room until Pein stepped in, from where? I have no flipping clue.
"Itachi, we need you for the planning now." He said, and then walked out.
Itachi got up and then left the room.
Now there's Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame left in the living room. Everyone else was off doing something else.
"So, un…" Deidara began.
"We need to get payback on Kit." Kisame said.
"I agree." Hidan answered.
"Same here, yeah."
"So, how are we going to do it?" Hidan asked.
"I have no clue. I was going to leave the planning to you and then take credit in the end. Depending on the outcome, of course." Kisame leaned back into his chair.
Hidan muttered a few curses aimed at the shark man and then began his game again.
"I don't have any ideas either, un." Deidara said. "But I'm bored."
They spent another hour or so thinking about payback.
"Brat, you've been sitting there with that same look on your face for half an hour." Sasori sat down next to Deidara on the couch.
"Oh… we're thinking about payback to Kit, yeah."
"And we have no ideas so far." Kisame chimed in.
"I have plenty of ideas, you guys just don't want to ask me." Hidan said.
"That's because all of your ideas involve killing her, un."
"Have fun with that, I'm going to go do something that's worth my time." Sasori then left the room, again.
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3 hours later
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"Any ideas, Kisame, un?" Deidara asked.
"Nope."
"I have some-"
"We are not going to physically harm her, Hidan!"
15 minutes later
"We're hopeless, yeah." Deidara sighed.
"Completely." Kisame agreed.
"Why can't we just-"
"NO HIDAN!" Kisame and Deidara yelled.
1 hour later
The front door slammed closed as someone came in.
"That little *bleep* got what was coming to her." Kit's voice could be heard from the kitchen.
"I still don't see why you had to hit her back." Andrew sighed.
"She started the whole thing! Ask Lynn."
"She's right, the stupid red head and her friend came around a corner and started cussing us out."
"And so you punched her into a water fountain?" Andrew sighed.
"Not my fault that they decided to build a water fountain there! They could have put that anywhere, but nooo! Let's put it in the middle of the hallway where someone is bound to get punched into it! You see? It isn't my fault!"
"Kit… that was the stupidest excuse I have ever heard."
"Do you hear this, Lynn? Insanity I tell you!"
"Kit, shut up and listen to your brother."
"Party pooper… you got suspended too."
"I still can't believe you got yourself suspended for three days. What did you ever do the girl, anyway?"
"Oh nothing… I might have broken her nose… nothing important, though!"
"I'm going to go do something… that isn't here." Lynn walked into the living room to see three Akatsuki members staring wide-eyed.
"No! Lynn, don't leave me with the maniac!" Kit ran into the living room, and bumped into Lynn's back. "Ack! Whoa, what's up?"
"What's up, yeah? Is that all you have to say-" Deidara was cut off by Hidan.
"Holy *bleep*! What happened to your face?" He yelled.
"My face…? Oh!" Kit's eyes widened in realization. "You're talking about the black eye and bruised lip aren't you?"
"Yeah! Did you get in a fight?" Hidan suddenly seem interested.
"Yeah, with the chick from the party on Saturday." Lynn said. She had no injuries, but her clothes her ripped up a bit.
"Dude!" Hidan jumped over the chair he was sitting in. "Tell me the details, now."
"Okay, well, it started like this…"
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You hate me don't you? Well, you'll get the story next time.
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