The idea popped into my head and I couldn't resist :)
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
"Hello? Doctor? Is that you?"
"Martha! Fantastic! Haven't heard from you in ages! How are you?"
"I'm good thanks, actually, I called cause I needed some help…"
"Of course! What can I do?"
"I'm at Torchwood right now, and we're having problems trying to identify a certain alien who is running around at night, causing havoc all over London."
"Torchwood, huh? So, that means I'm probably on speaker right now, which means… Hi, Jack!"
"Hi, Doctor,"
"Right then, so what- Hey leave that alone!-sorry-Master! I mean it!-Right then, where was I? Oh, yes, what does this alien look like? Or rather, what has it been doing?"
"According to witness' its been going after…woolen things,"
"Really? That is- HEY! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT! MASTER!"
"Doctor? You alright?" Yes, fine, thanks. Sorry. The Master is refusing to stop messing around with my things-Be careful with that!- but its alright, I'll deal with it in a minute. Let me see… ah yes, wool! Fascinating!"
"Yes, well, could you tell us what it is and how to stop it?"
"Of course, judging by the affinity with wool- Master, I am warning you, stop that right now. Martha, Jack, Torchwood, whatever, I'm going to have to call you back. MASTER!"
At Torchwood
"What kind of kinky name is the Master, anyway?" Gwen muttered.
What do you think? I might make a sequel...