I really need to update Life After Slade…
Anyway, this is a side chapter! WE GET TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO DEI AT SCHOOL! And… it's not gonna be very detailed…. 'cause I'm tired and lazy and my leg hurts.
Also, no more lines. I'm too lazy for that too. I am really lazy…
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, YOU WOULD KNOW.
I hopped off the bus after Lynn, and we headed towards the cafeteria to eat some breakfast.
As I ate my Lucky Charms, I snuck a few marsh-mellows into my pocket for Deidara. I bet people thought I was flipping crazy.
Once Lynn and I were done, we walked into class, just before the bell. We sat down just as our teacher, Mr. Keen walked in, stroking his goatee.
Lynn's boyfriend was absent that day, so I didn't have to deal with the jerkface.
As Lynn and I walked from class to go to lunch, I noticed Deidara wasn't in my pocket anymore.
"Crap." I muttered.
Suddenly, some nerdy looking guy walked up to me, "Hi… is this your Barbie?" He asked.
I blinked, and covered my mouth to hide my laughter. The supposed "Barbie" looked pretty ticked.
"Yeah, thanks." I said, quickly snatching Deidara from him and waving s I ran down the hall to catch up with Lynn.
So, same thing as breakfast happened at lunch. What? Were you expecting me to be popular or exciting? Psh… please.
When I got home that day, Deidara transformed back into regular size and ran away somewhere to sulk or make-out with his hands or… something.
Guess ninjas don't have high schools.
"What's up with girly-man?" Hidan asked me as he walked into the kitchen.
"Dunno… he came with me to school." I said shrugging, and taking a bite out of a Hot Pocket I had just warmed up.
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Yep, it's boring. But hey, ninjas don't have high schools so I guess Dei would be pretty freaked out…
….BYE! DON'T KILL MEEE!
*shot*