"Lex, Jay, come on!" Jeff shouted up the stairs.

"Coming!" they said in unison.

"The show's starting soon," Shawn said excitedly.

"We're ready," Jay announced.
"I can't wait to see everyone!" Lexi smiled.

"Well, let's get going," Jeff said, putting his arm around Lexi.

***SMACKDOWN***

The four of them were backstage, catching up with old friends.

Shawn spotted none other than Cody Rhodes down the hall. "CODY!" he said, frantically waving his arms in the air.

Cody gave him a strange look before walking over to them. "It's been a while," he said giving Jeff and Shawn hand shakes." And who are these two ladies?"

Lexi and Jay introduced themselves.

"Its nice to meet you Cody," Jay said.

"It's Dashing Cody Rhodes," he corrected her.

The four of them stared at him for a moment before busting out in laughter.

"Dashing! Jeff repeated the word..

"Your joking, right?" Shawn asked.

"Why would I joke about it?" Cody demanding, a frown on his face.

Lexi slid against the wall, unable to stand from the laughter pains in her side.

"Dashing... What a stupid word!" Jay snickered.

Cody folded his arms across his chest. "It is not..."

"Yeah Codes, it is!" Jeff said, wiping his eye because he was crying from laughter. "Dashing Cody Rhodes?"

"It's so queer!" Lexi laughed.

"You guys are assholes!" Cody muttered.

"We're sorry Cody," Shawn said.

"We wanna be Dashing too!" Jeff said. "Show us how!"

"How to be Dashing?" Cody asked. "Hmm..."

"He doesn't even know how to be Dashing," Jay whispered to Lexi, making her have to bite her tongue so she didn't laugh.

"To be Dashing, you have to be... Well, you have to be like me," Cody said with a grin. "Look like me, act like me, speak like me and dress like me."

"Well, let's be like Cody," Shawn shrugged.

For the next hour, they followed Cody around, trying to be dashing.

They followed him into his locker room where he began preparing for his match. He dug in his bag to find his prized possession, his baby oil.

"Do you really have to wear that to be Dashing?" Shawn asked.

"Yep," Cody said, applying some to his chest.

"Fine," Jeff muttered. He took off his shirt and grabbed the bottle, smearing it on himself.

He passed the bottle to Shawn.

"I don't know if I want to be Dashingthat much!" Shawn said, but he reluctantly put some on as well.

"I cannot believe they're doing this," Lexi said under her breath.

"Shh, just let them it, I wanna see how far they'll go to be like Cody," Jay murmured so only Lexi could hear her.

"Alright, my match is next, I'll see you all later," Cody announced. He gave himself one last look in the mirror before they all left his locker room.

The four of them descided to go see what Matt was up too.

Shawn attempted to put his arm around Jay as they walked, but she moved away. "Not happening, your all oily!"

"But... I'm Dashing!" Shawn gave an accomplished look.

Matt Hardy looked on in horror at Shawn and Jeff walking towards him with baby oil all over them. "What the hell happened to you?"

"We're Dashing!" Jeff and Shawn said in unison.

Matt looked to Jay and Lexi.

"They were trying to be like Cody," Lexi explained.

"Un-fucking-believable," Matt muttered, shaking his head. He walked away from them, unable to understand why they wanted to be 'Dashing'.

"He's just jealous he's not as Dashing as us," Jeff said.

"You know, we're still not like Cody," Shawn said. "He told us we have to be exactly like him."

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" Jeff smirked.

Shawn nodded, then the two of them ran back to Cody's locker room, Lexi and Jay following behind them.

Once the girls got their, the found Shawn and Jeff putting on extra pairs of Cody's wrestling trunks.

"Oh. My. God." Lexi said.

"Dashing, right?" Shawn said with a fake lisp.

"Yeah, totally!" Jeff said, trying to have the same lisp.

"Why are you talking like that!" Jay asked.

"We sound like Cody," Shawn said. "Obviously."

Jeff looked at himself in the mirror. "We're still not like Cody..." He exchanged a look with Shawn

"Hair cuts!" Shawn said excitedly.

"No!" Lexi and Jay said.

Before they could talk since into them, Jeff and Shawn were already out the door, running down to the seamstress to get scissors.

The girls rolled their eyes and ran after them.

Luckily, Christian stopped them before they could get their hands on scissors. He looked at them with a shocked and amused look on his face. "Whatcha doing..."

"Being Dashing!" Jeff said.

Breathlessly, Jay and Lexi caught up with them.

"Don't you even think about cutting your hair!" Jay said.

"Why not?" Shawn pouted.

"Uhh. Longer hair makes you look more dashing!" Lexi said.

"It does?" Jeff asked.

"Totally," Jay said.

"Your way more dashing than Cody," Jay said.

"They're right," Shawn agreed. "We're way more dashing than Cody could ever be!"

"Dashing Jeff Hardy and Dashing Shawn Michaels!" Jeff said.

Cody came up to them after his match. He opened his mouth to talk, but didn't know what to say. He shook his head and walked away.

"Why does everyone keep doing that to us?" Shawn asked.

"Because they aren't as dashing as us!" Jeff said with a grin.