The Hidden Lives Of Jeff And Shawn

a/n: This is Lexi aka Stacy aka UndeadHardyGirl, Formerly LuckyHardyGirl. Wow I have lots of names. I just want to say that Julia and I suck. This hasn't been updated in a year.

This is for Julia because I got very inspired and I know she's been upset about her favorite wrestlers leaving lately. This is centered around Shawn because obviously he's her husband ;)

Oh, and if I missed any spelling errors, blame DocMan for not having spell check anymore.

Enjoy and remember to review!

Shawn sat at his computer wondering how this 'youtube' thing works. He heard some of his friends talking about Youtube and how he could watch some of his old matches or promos on it.

But the problem was, he didn't know how to use the damn website. It all looked so complicated. There were videos on the homepage under different catagories. He slowly scrolled down the list until something caught his eye under the Comedy section.

The Creep (feat. Nicki Minaj & John Waters)

For some reason, Shawn was intrigued. He clicked on it.

The Lonely Island video began playing and Shawn couldn't look away.

"What is this fuckery?" he wondered.

The way they were dancing was so... Epic.

This must be the newest fad that the younger people were into.

Not wanting to be behind with the rest of the world, Shawn watched the video again. He studied the moves of The Lonely Island and the way they looked. He needed to show people he could keep up with the times, after all, he wasn't exactly the youngest guy around.

He left the video up on the computer and walked over to his closet. He needed a suit so he could look just like them. He pulled out a light brown one that was towards the back of the closet. It was perfect. He changed into it and went back to the video. He practiced 'The Creep' over and over until he had it perfectly.

But something was missing.

The hair and glasses.

He listened to see if anyone else was in his house. As far as he knew, Jay, Lexi, and Jeff were supposed to be watching movies at Lexi's house. Good. He could surprise all of them with his new dance. He went to the bathroom and looked for that stuff Jay always used for her hair.

He found the bottle and squirted some into his hand.

It was sticky.

"That's what she said,' he laughed to himself.

He rubbed the gel into his hair to slick it over like in the video.

He still needed the glasses. He had a pair for reading that would have to do. They weren't nearly as cool as the ones from the video, but it was all he had.

There was a sound downstairs. The door slammed shut.

"We're home!" Jay yelled up the stairway to her husband.

Shawn ran back to his bedroom before yelling back. "I need you guys to come up here!"

"Oh god."

Jeff, Lexi, and Jay made their way upstairs. They turned the corner in the hallway and entered the bedroom.

As soon as they entered, Shawn hit play on the video and began his new dance. He slowly moved towards the stunned three as they watched in horror. Well, Lexi and Jay watched in horror. Jeff watched in amazement. The girls moved back a step as Shawn moved closer.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Lexi asked.

"The creep," Shawn said happily, without missing a step.

"What are you wearing?" Jay demanded. As much as she loved Shawn, this was too weird.

Shawn just grinned and then mouthed the words to the song.

"Oh. My. God." The three looked at Jeff. "I need to learn this."

Lexi and Jay exchanged glances as Jeff tried to imitate Shawn.

Jay raised her eyebrows to suggest something to Lexi. She shrugged and they both joined the guys.