A/N: I MUST APOLOGIZE. I haven't even looked at this story for such a loooong time, I feel ashamed. AlmostOverTheEdge (who is now HiImAPerson) has got me back into the mood of writing this, since this whole thing is dedicated to her anyway.

I realize that this story is really dramatic and unrealistic. I'm gonna try to hold back on the drama and make it more real, so don't get pissed at the writing style change, okay?

Xena-Chan: Yesss, let's do it! Throw them scissors at him!

HiImAPerson: Yes, Light is a faggot-ass bastard. Very well put.

lisa: L is stupid, very very stupid.

amour tue nerveux: Trust me, the cuteness will get even more sugary sweet.

Shinsetsu 13: Thank you (: I picture Misa as a good friend and not the dumb bitch that seems to be the theme in the DN universe.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Death Note: Another Note, Your Love, or Nicki Minaj (although I do love her to death).

You Got Something All The Girls Want

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My love for him is all sorts of mixed up colours. Red underneath black, spots of green freckling blue. All these emotions are mixed up on a piece of paper, hanging in the back of my mind, constantly reminding me of him. Even if that paper wasn't there, I would always be thinking of him. It's so natural now, to think of that candy-lover, that not thinking of him makes me feel weird and empty.

"B, he's totally gonna notice."

"Shut up, no he won't"

Misa rolled her eyes, leaning her elbow on the ledge on the car door. Her eyes flicked back to L's house, which was across the street. "We're waiting for him to leave so that we can follow him. Wouldn't you notice that if he did the same to you?"

I rolled my eyes and stuck out my tongue, focusing on my intense game of solitaire on my iTouch. "No, I probably wouldn't notice, 'cause I wouldn't go on a date with a fucking psycho. L will thank us later, especially when Light drags him into an ally way and tells him to put the lotion in the basket."

Misa let out a short laugh and then it was quiet. We had been waiting for almost an hour and it was starting to get boring. I now wish that I hadn't freaked out and was smart enough to ask when they were leaving.

"Fuck this is taking forever," I said while letting out a sigh.

"How do we know they aren't just fucking in there?"

Before I could freak out, Misa pointed at L's house. My eyes turned to a shitty car that Light was driving (okay, it actually wasn't shitty, but everything that Light touches turns to shit in my mind). He got out and walked up to L's front door like he owned the place. What a prick.

"Is Lawli actually gonna get in that car with Kira? Jesus shit, he's more stupid than I first thought."

"Shut up, B. We have to follow them now, but you can't sit here looking all creepy and killer-ish. Put on these sunglasses."

Misa handed me a pair of sunglasses that looked more like mirrors. But whatever, I took them and put them on, already knowing that I looked retarded.

As I thought, L got in the car and Light drove away a moment later. Misa counted to 30, then turned her car on and followed them at a distance. I could tell that Misa had done this before, but I didn't ask her about it. Sometimes, the shit she does when I'm not around scares me.

Eventually, we ended up at the mall. I snorted and rolled my eyes. Who the hell takes someone to the mall on their first date? Holy hell, what a fucking idiot Light is.

Light parked outside of the food court, so Misa parked at the big store next to it, Sears. "We're totally gonna loose them now, Misa."

Misa forcibly parked and turned off her car. "No, we fucking won't, 'cause this mall is shit and small. Here, put this shirt on. L could never know it's you."

My blonde friend handed me a purple V-neck tight shirt. I put it on quickly, feeling really uncomfortable since it was so tight and I felt like people could see my nipples. What, would you like it if you were walking around and all people were staring at were your nipples? No, I didn't think so.

Misa changed quickly into beat up cut off shorts, Uggs, a loose sweatshirt and huge Lauren Conrad sunglasses. If I hadn't seen Misa change, I wouldn't know it was her.

"Keep the sunglasses on; you look totally different with them."

"Fine, but I'm never wearing this shirt ever again. I feel like all you can see is my nipples." I replied as I got out of the car.

She slammed her door and locked her car. "Oh, you totally know that all the boys in the club will want those nipples." Misa said with a laugh as she walked towards the store entrance. I laughed and followed her, feeling a little bit better about our stalking.

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"Hollister? L told me that if he ever went in there, he would choke on the perfume and ugly chicks."

"Don't look at me dude, that's where the just went."

I sighed, running my hand through my hair. "Misa, all we've done for the past hour and a half is follow them and watch them shop at shitty stores that L would never buy anything from."

Misa shrugged, sitting down at the fountain near Hollister. I sat down next to her, gripping my water bottle. "This is what Light sees as a date."

I rolled my eyes for what felt like the thousandth time that day, dipping my fingertips in the water behind me. "He's really much stupider than we thought then."

Misa suddenly turned to me, smiling really big and playing with her hair all flirty like. I looked at her, really fucking confused.

"Dude, what the hell are you doing?"

She laughed, but it just sounded crazy and loud to me. Under her breath, Misa said, "L is looking right at us, so pretend we're not who we really are for just a fucking second."

I panicked, dropping my water bottle. "Oh shit, oh shit, what do we do? Do you think he knows it us? Holy fuck, he'll kill us. Misa, he's gonna kill us and I'm wearing this gay nipple shirt. I don't want people to find my body like this! Fucking hell, what do we-?"

Quickly, Misa grabbed my face and kissed me, full and hard. I was in too much shock (and panic) to push her away, so I just sat there stupidly with my eyes wide and frozen. Misa finally pulled away slightly, looking at me.

"Are they gone yet?"

My eyes flicked over to Hollister, where L and Light were walking the opposite direction of us, back towards the food court. "Yeah, they left."

Misa sighed, pushing my face away, standing up and facing me, her hands on her hips. "Dude, when you freak out, how about you don't yell like a fucking lunatic?"

I gave my best friend a sheepish grin, shrugging my shoulders. "Sorry..?"

She sighed, grabbing my hand and dragging me up. "Whatever, let's just follow them."

We found them in the food court, eating some Lotus Express. Of course he would take him to the Lotus, it's his favourite place. I hate Light.

Misa and I sat down about 10 tables away from them, Misa facing away and I facing them. The blonde lied her head down on the table, letting out a groaning noise.

"This is the dumbest date I've ever stalked."

I didn't question Misa on her weird comment. I was too busy watching my Lawli and Light. L was having trouble eating his noodles, causing some sauce to drip on his chin. I could see Kira laugh, pointing at L's chin. L wiped at his face, but totally missed the mess. Kira pointed again, but L missed again.

To my horror, Light bent forward and wiped the sauce from L's chin. I could see L staring at him with those starry eyes, totally lost. Light was looking back at him, holding onto his face still. Then, to my heartbreak, Light bent forward and kissed L on the lips.

I turned to the side and threw up on the floor.

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THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES! It's finally fucking happening.

I apologize again for the extremely late update. I feel shitty about it, and I promise to finish this story soon and do it well.

Thank you all who have been sticking with this. I promise to do you right and make this story amazing for you.

With much love, ~xxignoredxx