Hey everyone! At the request of one of my readers, I have decided to make this a collection of oneshots. This one is featured in Taka Pass, since I didn't really feel like doing Agata Forest. I hope you enjoy, and please review!

Taka Pass

What came to be known as the "truth epidemic" spread beyond the modest village, past the lush foliage of Agata Forest all the way to Taka Pass. Here, it started at the unassuming yet creepy house of the Cutters.

Mrs. Cutter was sharpening her already too-sharp butcher knife, muttering to herself, "Oh, yes, I do love to sharpen this here knife of mine."

Mr. Cutter, standing outside to watch for a potential meal—er, guest—shouted to Mrs. Cutter inside the house, "MARGE, WHEN'S SUPPER GONNA BE READY? I'M HUNGRY!"

Mrs. Cutter shouted back, "IN A LITTLE BIT! Jeez, why must you always nag? If it's not one thing, it's another! 'I'm hungry!' or 'I'm bored!'. Just SHUT YER YAP for once!"

"I ain't nagging! And I ain't always complaining! Just when you don't do something right! You're always messing everything up! Heck, you don't do nothing right!"

"Take that back!"

"NEVER!"

Suddenly something flew past Mr. Cutter, just barely grazing his awesome scissor-mustache. "HEY! Watch where you're aiming that thing! You almost chopped my awesome scissor-mustache off!" Then he realized something. It was Mrs. Cutter's butcher knife. "Oh, SH—"

"Watch your language, Bill!" Mrs. Cutter yelled from inside the house. "Now, take it back, 'cause next time, I ain't missing!"

Figuring she only had one butcher knife, Mr. Cutter proceeded to say, "Not on my—" when Mrs. Cutter interrupted again.

"I got another knife in here, you know!"

"AH! Er, uh . . . meh. Okay, fine, I . . . still don't take it back. Oh, GOSHDARNIT!"

"THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!"

"Oh . . . crap."

And that was the end of Mr. Cutter's life.

o~*~o

Meanwhile, in the windy Kusa Village, a priestess named Fuse was attempting to get her dogs to do something, anything, without much success.

"C'mon, you lazy mutts!" she shouted at the dogs reclining on plush cushions like they owned the world. "Get up off your butts and do something for once!" She tried shoving the dogs off their comfy seats, but she was too weak to do so.

"Nice try, lady," said Shin, a large black and white boxer. "You ain't movin' us for the world!" The other dogs laughed.

"Yeah, just try and make us do something!" Rei, a green (Green? Really? Where do they come up with these things?) beagle barked.

"Now, now," said Chi, a pink puffball of a dog. "This is our master we're talking about here." But watching their master try pathetically to get them to move made her smile regardless. "But I do say, that is rather funny . . ."

"MOVE, YOU STUPID DOGS! DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!" Princess Fuse shouted, losing her temper.

"Oh, looks like Fuse blew a fuse," Ko, a brown collie, said jokingly, bringing on another round of laughter.

"Yeah, that good-for-nothing priestess can't do anything right," Tei, a dog prone to fighting, said. "She can't even throw a temper tantrum right!"

Fuse glared at the dogs, still not fazing them in the least. "THAT'S IT! I'm not taking this anymore! No supper! For any of you!"

The Canine Warriors gasped simultaneously. Fuse never takes away their food. Ever. They all started clamoring at once.

"What did she say? No supper? Oh, the humanity!"

"That's not right!"

"That's hardly fair, Lady Fuse!"

"We can't possibly survive the night without supper!"

"Now you've gone too far!"

Tei had said this last bit. He jumped to his feet suddenly, his eyes like daggers aimed at Fuse.

Fuse noticed Tei rise. "Oh, finally! One of you has done something other than sit on your rumps all day! Good on you, Tei! Now, see, the rest of you should follow his example and—"

"How dense can you get?" Shin muttered.

"She don't even know what she's got comin' to her!" Rei snickered.

"I must admit, she is rather thick-headed . . ." Chi said.

"Wait for it . . ." Ko said.

"GIT 'ER, BOYS!" Tei howled.

"W-Wait . . . What do you think you're doing? No! Sit! Stay! HEEL! EEK!" Princess Fuse cried.

(Note: no priestesses were killed in the making of this fanfiction. Just severely maimed. That's all.)

~The End~

Hmm... Now that I look at it, it might not be that funny... meh :P Well, tell me what you think - please review!