Ah, I'm sorry for the long wait. I had way too many projects at school to work on, but now that summer is here...
Ok...I hate my computer/iPad. So, I was writing a chapter for hit them between the eyes, and just when I was finished... It. Freaking. Deleted. It. Shit. M'kay, but I've tried rewriting it, so here it is...
MEANWHILE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF EUROPE...
England POV (Because I am going to start mentioning POV, since there will be a hell of a lot more later.)
Bloody hell, America couldn't come. which means we were short a member. I stared at the pandemonium in front of me.
Japan was on his phone, and by the grin on his face, either he was watching hentai or texting Hungary about some yaoi doujinshi she ordered.
Italy was being loud and obnoxious, while Germany looked like he was about to blow it.
France was...um, being France. That covers everything he's doing.
China was reading a book, looking to be the only sane one here.
Poland was talking to Lithuania about ponies on his phone.
America-wait, Ameri- oh, that's Canada- well, he was getting sat on by China.
Thank God America wasn't here.
I cleared my throat, and began to speak. "So, we are all here to talk about Russia and what the bloody hell he's doing."
"Like, actually, I totally came here for the free food," interrupted Poland.
"Whatever. Anyways, what do you think he's doing, and what should we do about it?"
And here comes the talking:
"PASTAAAAAAA~"
"Well, he is obviously going to sexually force China into becoming one with him~"
"What-aru?"
"Hai. According to Fanfiction(dot)net, he is going to pin China-san to a wall and give him anal until he agrees."
"What the hell do you look up online, aru?"
"Japan, it seems that we are thinking the same thing, oui! "
"...Probably not."
"Guys-"
"PASTAA-"
"SHUT UP!"
"Where is America, anyway?"
"He said he was going to-"
"England, that is obviously code for 'me and Japan are going to have sex instead of coming to-"
"I'M RIGHT HERE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?"
"Fine. Then he is with Canada."
"But, France, I'm-"
"Or for all we know, he is over at Russia's as we-"
"AMERICA WOULDN'T DO THAT!" Two people screamed that. Me and Japan. Our eyes locked as we painfully remembered that day.
"America isn't as big of a git to do that," I replied.
Japan quickly responded, "Even if he does hate England for...being England, he wouldn't be as spiteful to team up with Russia, because he hates him." France just blankly stared at us.
"What?" I said.
"What are you two talking about?"
"You said...America teaming up with..."
"Did I say that? No, I was talking about them 'getting it on,' if you know what I mean." That gave him two simultaneous hits to the head.
The wanker.