Sei-An City

The mysterious and dastardly "truth epidemic" spread even further, reaching even the capital city of Nippon, Sei-An.

The first sign appeared within the temple of the beautiful priestess, Rao. As it turned out, many of the men there came not for advice, but only to stare at Rao's overly large breasts. Needless to say, their thoughts weren't that pleasant.

"Lookin' lovely as ever, Rao!"

"Whoo, boy, look at dem tits!"

"Come on over to my place! I can show you a good time . . ."

Countless men received scoldings from their wives, whilst others got away with it.

"Foolish mortals," Rao said, not quite yet realizing that her thoughts were being broadcast to the world. "Soon, I, Ninetails, will take over this pathetic land and kill every single one of you! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" Only then did she notice everyone's eyes on her, looking at her strangely. "Uhh . . . Just forget everything I said just now, okay?"

"And why would we do that, crazy lady?"

"Because . . . If you don't, I will hunt you down and make sure you die a slow, painful death."

"Okay, okay! Jeez, you're nuts . . ."

"Yeah . . . Just keep on thinking that, you unintelligent fool . . ."

"Huh? What was that?

"OH! Uh, nothing, nothing . . ."

The man walks off, muttering something about how crazy that chick is.

Meanwhile, in the Queen's Palace . . .

Yes, the epidemic spread to even the palace of Himiko, Queen of Sei-An City. Himiko herself was immersed in deep prayer, her thoughts focused entirely on that. That is, until one of her handmaidens interrupts her. "Um . . . M-Milady?"

"Hm?" She scarcely gave the servant a second thought.

"We require your assistance, Your Highness."

Himiko sighs. "Can't Paul take care of it?" She is, of course, referring to the Emperor of Sei-An, also known as her husband.

"W-Well . . . He is ill in bed. Can you please lend us your help, Your Highness?"

"Can't you see I'm busy?"

"Not really . . ." Himiko gives her an intimidating glare. "I-I mean—! O-Of course I do! But please, Your Majesty—!"

"I don't want to hear it! Leave me alone!"

"It would only take a moment! Please, I—"

"Not listening! Lalalala!"

"Please, Your Majesty! Surely you can halt whatever you're doing for just a little bit!"

"NO! You don't understand! This is of the utmost importance!"

"How is this important? You just sit in here all day, doing nothing."

"Shut up! My prayers help this city whether you think it does or not! So there!"

"How? How do they do anything to help? Nothing's getting any better!"

"Just trust me on this!"

"But, really, Your—"

"JUST TRUST ME!"

"But what if—"

"NO! SHUT THE F*** UP!"

"Your Majesty!"

"#%#$!%!#^&!%$!#$!#%#&$%!"

"Okay, I get it! You needn't use such vulgar language, milady!"

"I'll say whatever I want to! Now get out of my sight!"

"Y-Yes, milady." She walks out of the throne room, utterly defeated.

And thus ends this episode of "Truth Epidemic." See you later!

~The End~

There, another one done! You guys happy? I sure hope you are. That's what I'm here for - to make you happy! Sorry if it's a little short . . . Please review!