(A/N: Okay. I know I promised another chapter before winter break was over and I never updated, but I'll explain at the bottom. I'm writing today because we just got a lot of snow and ice so no school yesterday, today, or tommorrow! Kinda sucks though, we still don't know if we have to make up for the week we missed because of the wind storm! We might be in school until June! Sorry if some of the words are spelled wrong but I can't seem to spell right today and my Microsoft Word won't open, so I'm using Notepad and it doesn't have spell check. So, anyway, here's the chapter and I'll talk to you at the bottom.)
(JasperPOV)
Ugh! The vile smells! How could anyone stand to eat this crap? Humans smell much better!
I was currently walking through the food aisles, grimacing at all the digusting human food.\
Alice had just given me some black clothes to change into. And, of course, like everything else she bought, they were designer. I wondered if there was a special designer that made ski masks and other clothes that were good if you were planning on robbing a bank.
Oh, well, I thought. Might as well begin my next prank.
I walked to the main part of the food section, which was the most crowded section in the store, besides the checkout lanes and the door.
As soon as I got there, I shrunk into a crouch and began to "dart around suspiciosly". I made sure my crouching and darting around didn't look too scary.
I began humming the Mission Impossible theme song while I darted around. (A/N: Just take a minute, close your eyes, and just picture it.)
After a few minutes of this, a woman, who looked to be somewhere in her forties, approached me.
"Excuse me, sir," she said to me. "But, I'm going to have to ask you to either stop 'darting around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song' or leave the store. You're starting to freak the other customers out."
"Oh, I applogize ma'am," With this she gave me a polite smile and walked briskly away.
So, no humming the Mission Impossible theme song? Well, that sucks. Oh, well...I guess I'll just have to switch songs.
As I began my darting around once again, I started to hum the Pink Panther theme song. At least it wasn't some vampire movie theme song.
Once again, after a few minutes of this, the lady returned.
"Sir, I thought I asked you to stop humming!" she exclaimed, exasperated.
"Oh, you did. You told me to stop humming the Mission Impossible theme song. Now, I'm humming the Pink Panther theme song. But, if you wish, I will stop humming all together. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go get some funnels." I began to walk away, leaving the woman in the foods section.
Before I went to the automobile section, I changed back into my regular clothes.
Once changed, I was off to the automobile section for my next prank.
I went straight to the funnels. I picked out two funnels of different sizes and walked over to the man at the service desk.
"Hello, sir, how may I help you today?" the man asked.
"Well, you see, I was planning on getting breast implants and I wanted your opinion." I held both of the funnels up to my chest. "Now, which one looks better?"
"Umm...well, I..." The man's finger began to inch its way over to the phone and he pressed a button, making the phone begin to ring. "Oh, excuse me, but I must take this." He picked up the phone, but with my vampire hearing I could tell there was no one on the other line. "Hello? Yes. Yes. Oh! Really?! Oh, okay! I'll be right there!" He hung up and turned back to me. "Excuse me, sir, but I must go. Goodbye!" And with that he disappeared.
Oh, well, better just go see what Alice thinks.
END CHAPTER
A/N: There, chapter and Jasper's POV over! I only have Alice and Rosalie's chapters and an epilouge of sorts to do. So, the reason I didn't update was because, well it was the holidays, can you blame me? Probably not. I got new books for Christmas and I had to read them. Also, a lot of things have happened in the past few weeks and I didn't feel like updating. First, we found out my dog (who I've had since I was six, he's eight years old. Red doberman pinsher. Named Rocky. So awesome and cute!) had a tumor and bone cancer in his leg. A few days later he went missing for about 2 hours. When we finally found him he was in my neighbor's yard throwing up. We brought him home and he threw up for about 15 minutes. Two days later, my parents had him put to sleep. (It was obvious he was in pain and wasn't going to last much longer.) Also, my great uncle died. My grandma fell on Christmas eve and is in a nursing home because she has hardly any muscles. She also thought for a while that my sister locked her in the basement (which she doesn't have), but now she isn't dulusional and doesn't hate my sister. lol. Lastly, I got braces. Which suck! But that's it. We are looking to adopt a new dog because our home is very lonely and big without Rocky. Any suggestions on a breed would be great. Go check out my new C2 called Beyond Forks. Bye!~twilighters-anonymous.