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(RosaliePOV)
I can't believe I'm really in a Walmart! This is so gross! I would feel bad about being so vain if it weren't for the fact that every time I was near Alice, I could practically feel the disgust rolling off her in waves. I may not have Jasper's powers, but that didn't mean I couldn't tell. She thought this was just as gross as I thought it was.
I was currently walking around the store looking for my first "victim", so to speak. Why is it so difficult to find decent help in this place?
Finally, I spotted someone. He was a short, chubby, bald man, perhaps in his thirties, his name tag said "Joey" on it. His glasses were duct taped in the middle.
I walked up to him and in an official tone said, "Code 3 in housewares."
At this his eyes went wide. "Oh, no! There's a wild monkey running wild?! They told me this would never happen! I guess they were wrong!"
With this, he ran, more like quickly waddled away in the direction of housewares.
Huh, why would there ever be a wild monkey running wild? And why would they make a code for it? Oh, well, it doesn't really matter.
Now, for my next "victims". If it wasn't stupid and totally the Volture's thing, I would have laughed evilly.
Near the electronics department, I spotted two teenagers about fifteen years old, holding hands. Perfect.
I marched up to them, putting on my sexy look I usually used on Emmett.
"Hi there." I said coyly to the boy, ignoring the girl. "What's a big boy like you doing in a smalltown like this?"
"Umm.... I kinda have a girlfriend," he said, gesturing to the now very angry girl next to him.
"Oh! Hi, there!" I said, now talking to the girl. "What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this?" I flirted with her the same way I flirted with the boy, batting my eyes for emphasis.
The girl just gave me a wide-eyed look and walked away, pulling her boyfriend with her.
I began giggling as soon as they were out of earshot. Moments later, I felt Emmett's strong arms wrap around my waist and his lips at my ear.
"Hmm...girl on girl action. Now, that's hot. I simply rolled my eyes.
"Come on, let's get everyone so we can go home," I said, pulling him by his shirt towards the exit.
***END CHAPTER***
A/N: I hope you liked it! This is officially the last chapter. After this there is just a short epilogue. The part where Rosalie says, "What's a big girl/boy like you doin' in a small town like this?" is making fun of my older brothers. When we were little, they'd go up to people and say that to them. I really have no room to talk, I sniffed people's butts. No joke. I'm so ashamed of my younger self, but then again, aren't we all? Also, the chapter title and the employee named Joey are my way of saying that the show "FRIENDS" and Joey on that same show are amazing. That's all. ~ twilighters-anonymous :-)