AN: Hola People! Two chappies in one day! Sweet! Okay personally I think the "prank" could be better but I still like it. Maybe I'll go ask a hobo what he thinks... nah he would just say it good so i would give him peanut butter. Well, anyway R&R!

Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I don't own it.

Valissa's P.O.V

After the DE Meeting, in Valissa and Sapphire's Room

I looked over at my twin, who was currently flooing Dumbledore (We (okay I) like to call him Dumblydore behind his back) with the newest DE info from the meeting. Father was right to not trust us. After we were expelled (or we dropped out, whatever floats your boat) Dumbledore asked us to join the Order of the Phoenix. We accepted.

Our job was to gather information for the Order, to stop as many plans as we could, and generally cause mayhem. My boyfriend, George Weasley said it is too dangerous but I just hit him over the head with Hogwarts, A History and he calmed down. Phire's (Sapphire's nickname, pronounced "fire") boyfriend was a little harder to convince. Fred Weasley, unlike his brother, was a worrier about Moldywarts. Eventually, he agreed, only after he woke up from being unconscious for 3 hours. Phire, in a fit of rage, had punched him.

The plan is perfect because we are his daughters (and only heirs) so he can't kill us. We also have a secret weapon. My sister and I have a mind-bond. A mind-bond is when two people can read each other's minds, feel what the others feeling, and communicate with the other person through the bond. We can also read minds and communicate with other people.

"Wil. Wil! WIL! WIL!" I was snapped out of my thoughts by my twin shaking me. "WHAT!" I yelled. "I just finished talking to Dumblydore" she answered calmly. I glared at her. "You know what that means." Phire said with an evil glint in her eyes. I grinned with the same glint in mine. "Time to prank our dear father, Lord Moldyshorts?" "Exactly." We started planning for the prank that was scheduled to happen the next day.

Sapphire's P.O.V

The next day, at another DE meeting

"Are you ready?" I asked nervously, peeking around the corner. "As I'll ever be" Wil replied. We walked as calmly as we could (maybe too calmly) to our assigned spots at the long, sturdy table. Dad's chair was turned around. "Good evening" dad said dramatically while turning around in his chair. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Wil and I fell out of our chairs in laughter. "That" gasp "was" gasp "so flipping" gasp "funny!" I breathed while pulling myself back up to my seat. Valissa was still giggling uncontrollably.

"Can you two calm yourselves?" Dad said, apparently annoyed. "Yeah, no problem." Valissa said, still giggling.

Halfway through the DE meeting, I leaned over and whispered in Wil's ear, "Can we do it now?" "In 3, 2…" BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! I whipped out a can of silly string while Wil held down the blow horn. I leaped over to dad's chair, silly stringed him, and yelled, "WHERE'S YOUR EARS NOW, BALDYMORT?" I can't fully remember what we did next. I guess I blacked out.

But when I woke up, there was a horrible sight to meet my eyes. I saw mom and dad talking to each other. When I looked around, I saw that Wil and I were in the dungeons, strapped to big metal boards. Not again. Well, we were in for it now. We were caught. I just kept thinking about how hungry I was from then on. Pie. Chicken. Macaroni and cheese. All of these foods were dancing around in my head with faces and little blue hats. How sweet.

It took a while for me to realize that my mother was talking to me. "Did you say something?" I asked as calmly as if I were asking the time. "Wretched girl." Mom scolded "Yes I was talking to you! And you have a ton of explaining to do about that little incident up there!" I made funny faces at dad while Valissa explained the situation to mom. "I'm hungry." I burst out suddenly. "Well good luck getting any food while you two are locked in your bedroom for the next two days." Dad said

This probably explains why Fred and George came to rescue us the next morning.