Disclaimer: Not Rick Riordan.
M is for monsters, who'll snack on half-bloods,
N is for nectar, gods drink it in floods.
O is for Ophiotaurus, better known as Bessie,
P is for Pandora, whose mistake made the world messy.
Q is for quest, are you brave enough?
R is for Riordan, without him, mythology would be tough.
S is for sand dollar, to purify the seas,
T is for Tyson, with whom everyone agrees.
U is for the United States, residence of Western Civilization,
V is for video shield, yay for modernization!
W is for Waterland, careful, it's a trap!
X is for ten, I couldn't find a good one, oh crap!
Y is for Yancy, private boarding school,
And Z is for Zoë, her loyalty anything but miniscule.
That's the Percy Jackson Alphabet, all twenty-six letters,
Come back next time, I hope I'll do better!
X = 10 in Roman numerals, in case you didn't get that line.
Some of these make me headdesk, but overall I'm happy with it. Thoughts?