Three fucking hours… Bullshit.
I sighed as I tapped away on my laptop. Either continuing work on my StarFox fanfic, or checking my email.
Well… Might as well check that dating site…
. I'm not exactly sure why I joined, but I've only had two boyfriends ever, and neither of them even got a kiss. Well, open mouth…
Of course neither Leo nor anyone at school knows I've never kissed a guy. I don't want to be the 'forever alone' girl.
But I'm on the dating site… So far only about two people that are males enjoy the same things I do.
Video Games, Yaoi, Fanfiction… I couldn't think of anything else at the time.
Well, two guys like that, and if they like Yaoi, it must mean they're gay or something. I don't know why I put in Yaoi and expected straight guys to respond. Although it is a wild world, besides, they might be bi, so they could be possible.
I always wanted a half-gay boyfriend. I do believe that is one of my fantasies… Although kind of weird I admit.
Well… Contender number one is… a yellow tabby… whose pants are a little too high, and clearly has a boner in the picture… Yes, that is the perfect way to sway single women, show them you get sick pleasure off of taking pictures of yourself.
Contender number two is… a completely gray cat who is pouring chocolate syrup over his bare chest.
That's not sexy, that's creepy. In fact, I want to get that guy arrested for sexually assaulting my eyes.
Alright… Fuck those guys… 6 new messages.
Msg1: hey bb - ColiefulBark
hey wich wuld you send meh
1 underwere pic
2 topless pic
3 pussy pic
4 nude pic
I raised an eyebrow… What a fucking jackass.
RE:hey bb – MsPink
None of the above, fucktard.
I hope to God not everyone on this site is so goddamn perverted.
Msg2: You want some of this? - jestrojunkie
(Just a picture of the dude's dick.)
Well, that answers my question. But it's not just the site, its guys in general. They're all fucking perverted assholes. At least Leo isn't like that… Around me… As far as I know…
RE:You want some of this? - MsPink
God no. Even if I was a slut, your dick is freakishly small.
How to get under a guy's skin? Make fun of his genitals.
Msg3: how about a one night stand – 0X3RM173
hey pretty pinky, how about we get together, ill show you a good time, ill taek my dick and-
Alright no way in hell I'm reading the rest of that. Jesus, is there one message that isn't about sex?
Msg4: A play session? – krocialblack
Hey, how about we play some Xbox live, only here's the twist; we both have to be nude! My gamertag is-
Good God it never ends. I'm just not even going to reply anymore.
Msg5: Tickly my Pickle for a Nickel, aye? – misterdickster
I'm not even going to read that one…
Msg6: Hi… - maximellian1992
Um… Hi. I'm new to the whole online dating thing, so forgive me if I sound awkward. I noticed you live in Toronto too, so I figured we could meet somewhere on… a date? I mean… it's okay if you say no, I mean, it's understandable. My old girlfriend broke up with me about a week ago, and I decided to just take a chance and roll the dice on the dating sites. I think you look very pretty, and I'm wondering how you died your fur like that. Pink looks great on you. Well, talk to you later, hopefully.
The first non-perverted guy to talk to me. Although is motives are probably more sinister than looking for a connection. I checked his profile.
Well, he's not bad looking, that's for damn sure. He's a fully white cat, with a single gold fang in the corner of his mouth. He has the physique of an athlete, and does have a nice haircut on his head.
Well, he might be the only decent guy on this entire site. Might as well do what he did; take a chance and roll the dice.
RE:Hi… - MsPink
Sure, you tell me when and where. Oh, by the way, I didn't dye my fur pink, I was born like this, and I'm glad you like it.
He should get that by tomorrow. He sounds and looks like a nice enough guy. Maybe this will be my first serious relationship.
But that will be decided when we meet in person. Anyway…
Right now it is 6:45. Leo is probably done with whatever three hour project he has going, I might as well go over there.
Alright, to Leo's place I go. I think I'll eat dinner there, anything my foster parents make either ends up burnt or they bring home fast food. This is why my foster brothers get fatter every year…
I got on the bike, and rode to his house.
I walked up to the door, and attempted to open it, but it was locked.
That's… odd. He never locks his door.
I knocked.
I heard walking behind the door, I heard the lock click, and the door opened.
"Oh, hello. Erm, you didn't happen to come by earlier, did you?" Leo asked, as he opened the door.
"Uh, no. Why?"
"I found my window open, it's the weirdest thing. I know I didn't open it, so that's why I asked."
"… Is that why the door's locked? You think someone is trying to break in?"
"Someone already broke in if you didn't open that window. The thing is, whoever did didn't take anything."
"Maybe it was Jessica?" I asked.
"I asked her, she said she didn't. Anyway, come in." He said, getting out of the way.
I walked through the door, and smelled dinner being cooked.
I never see Leo's foster father, Zach much. He's always working. As for Jessica, she's almost always home, either idly passing time or maintaining the house. I don't know either of them very well, we never have any conversations.
"Hello Aeris! Want some chicken and rice?" She asked from the kitchen.
"Yes please, Mrs. Sanderson." I said.
Her last name reminds me of Roach from Modern Warfare 2…
…
"Leo, want to play some Modern Warfare?"
"Uh, we're eating dinner in a few minutes, but go ahead and get the PS3 set up." He told me.
Alright then, I turned on the PlayStation, and went into his room to find the game.
…He has a shit ton of games. It's hard to find them especially when they are in no particular order. He should alphabetize this shit.
Alright, Modern Warfare 2. I grabbed the game, and started to walk from his room, when something caught my eye.
I walked to his window, to notice something carved next to it.
It says… Row Your Boat.
Did Leo do this? What does 'Row Your Boat' mean?
Meh, I'll ask him.
I walked out of his room to the PlayStation, put in the game, and set it up.
"Co-op or Versus?" I asked him from across the room.
"Either is fine."
"Right-o." I said as I chose co-op.
We both sat on the couch, and I handed him a controller.
"By the way there was something weird scratched on your window."
"Yeah, I know. Whoever broke into my room left that there."
"…What does he mean by Row Your Boat?"
"I don't know, I don't even own a boat."
"Obviously, you don't live close to the shore. But I think he meant it by the song."
"…The song?"
"Yeah, you know, Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream… Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream." I hummed the tune.
I noticed he wasn't choosing a level, he was just sitting there.
"Err, gonna chose a level or are we gonna stare at the screen?" I asked, and I looked at him.
He had a blank expression on his face, and his eyes were fully dilated, staring off into space.
I snapped my fingers in front of his face.
"Hey! Anyone in there?" I asked, jokingly.
He shook his head of any thought for a second.
"Yeah… Yeah… Um, dinner will be ready soo-"He was cut off.
"Leo, Aeris, dinner is ready!" Jessica announced.
I looked at Leo.
"Wow, good timing there." I said, and punched him in the arm. We walked to the table
We ate, and plaid for about four hours, but Leo seemed… distant. Like he was constantly thinking about something, and he had that 'I could be doing something else right now' attitude.
I didn't really think much of it, but ever since I found out about his parents untimely deaths, he seemed different. At first, not very much, and he just lost his temper or something, but he's not as goofy as he usually is. Sure, he gets annoying, but you never miss anything until it's gone.
I guess I'm just getting a little too worried about this.
Well, it's 10:35. I'd better get home…
"I'm going home; I'll see you tomorrow at school." I told Leo.
"Alright… See ya…" He said.
I walked out the door, got on my bike, and rode home.
I walked in the house unnoticed, passing my brother screaming obscenities into Xbox Live…
I went to my room, and checked my laptop.
1 New Message
Msg7:RE:RE:Hi… - maximellian1992
Okay, that would be cool. How about you meet me tomorrow at 8:00? You can stop by my house, and I'll take us to a dinner. Name it. My address is-
Hmm… Well it's not like I have anything planned tomorrow after school. Might as well check this guy out, and if he's a creeper, then I'll just leave. Simple.
RE:RE:RE:Hi… - MsPink
Sure, I'll see you then.
Well, at least I will make what would be a boring school day somewhat interesting. I just hope this guy isn't some kind of assho-
Wait a minute… Did Leo leave the window open last time he was here? No… I closed it.
Something is scratched on the panel of the window…
The Mask is Slipping...See the Truth
…What?
Yet another long update time, but a short update… I'm rather busy with several affairs, so please forgive these updates. Who is writing these messages? Isn't it obvious enough..?
…Well if you don't know who, you have either not read the other chapters, have short term memory loss, or have not been paying attention. No wonder you are failing in school… Yes, I mean YOU.
As for the rest of you, well, that is all. I'm too tired right now and I have school in the morning. No gigantic A/N rant today. Although if you would like to see one about something completely unrelated, I will now put in a completely unrelated string of true stories I made up.
At a sidewalk, I noticed a small (yet overweight) child playing on a Nintendo3DS. I almost instantly slapped it from his hands, threw it on the ground, and began stomping on it shouting into his face, 'if you are going to waste your life, at least waste it on a good console!' I was soon after arrested, and sued for a few hundred dollars. I paid up, and the happy fat child got his 3DS back, but it was still a victory for me since he lost all of his save games. HAH! Take that! I soon after met someone on the PlayStation Network who absolutely hated PS3s, and loved Xbox. Apparently the only reason he bought a PS3 is to rant about how much better an Xbox is. I then reached through the TV screen, and slapped him silly for being such a money wasting douche. I later found out he was the richest video gaming douche on the bloody planet, and he had a full scale of the bat mobile in his garage. I then told him, 'If this was true, who would hire a small child for such a well-paying job?' Yes... I forgot to mention he was a squeaker. I then used my god-like super powers to fly to a jet, and skydive without a parachute into the ocean. It is completely safe since it is water, right? WRONG! Stop doing this! Video games, movies, books, and FanFictions alike, hitting water at terminal velocity is equal to hitting concrete at terminal velocity. Ever belly-flopped into a pool, and it hurts really badly? Imagine that with bone crushing trauma inducing force. Sure, a professional diver might be able to pull it off, BECAUSE THEY ARE PROFESSIONALS! If you dive into water completely level and straight (which is VERY hard to do) then you will cut through the water, rather than smack into it. Then, and only then, would one be able to survive this. And that's only if the waters aren't shark infested, shallow, or jagged rocks don't stick out of the water. And in an unrelated note… Jesus invented surfing. Yes, it's true. He walked on water, and all of the hipsters of yester year were like, 'Pfft, I could do that if I had floaty-feet.' And so, the hipsters band together to create the world's first surf board, which was gnarly. This means all surfers are descended from hipster peasants. You might be saying; 'Hey, wasn't surfing invented in Hawaii, all the way around the world from Jesus?' Well… Shut up. And if you're an atheist… well… I'm not here to push my beliefs on you. And if you read the Bible, a lot of the incredibly unlikely stories do make sense, scientifically. No, I'm serious. No seriously, ask me about anything… WAIT NO! Dammit, you have already said 'Challenge Accepted' and are now writing a review telling me I'm stupid or something. But I suppose if you want a biblical rant, you will have to look elsewhere, since this is fanfiction, not rantfiction. Maybe someday on deviantart. What was I talking about? Oh, yes, Jesus = World's First Surfer. Nintendo 3DS = Bullshit. Pre-Pubescent Fanboys = Annoying.
Did you real all of that? No? Good. If you did, you seem a little too interested. That was 533 words written in two minutes. Speed typing is the shit.
Well… Farewell…
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