Author's Note: So, I stole a little bit from one of my favourite movies, Willow :) Just the idea of Brownies :D And that's all for today. Enjoy!
Brownies
Luffy
"It's so COOL! Zoro! Hurry!" I shouted.
A new island! I grinned, peering into the forest.
Mysterious~! I liked it!
"Zo~rooo," I whined, turning back. I watched him jump over the railing of the ship and walk towards us. I pouted. He should be running. Franky waved from the deck. He would be watching the ship for us.
"Yosh!" I said as Zoro reached us. "Let's go!"
As we walked into the forest, my stomach rumbled.
"Oh great," Usopp said. "We just had breakfast!"
"Sanji-," I began.
"No we are not eating lunch yet," Sanji interrupted, tightening his grip on the bag of bento boxed lunches he had prepared. My mouth watered. I whined.
"Fine. Yosh! I'll find my own food!" I announced proudly. I ran off, following my instincts.
"OI! DON'T RUN OFF ON YOUR OWN, YOU'LL GET LOST!" Nami shouted.
I laughed. This was fun. I hid behind a tree, waiting for my crew to run past me. I heard their footsteps coming closer. I waited until they had almost reached me, then jumped out.
"BOO!"
Everyone but Zoro and Sanji shrieked.
"YOHOHOHO! You scared me to death, Luffy! Ah, but I'm already dead, yohohoho!" Brook laughed.
"Baka! You almost gave me a heart attack!" Nami's fist came down on my head. It hurt, but I couldn't stop laughing.
"Usopp you look so funny!" I guffawed.
Chopper was clinging on Usopp's head, trembling. "That was so mean Luffy!" Chopper cried, his eyes watering.
"Oi! Get off me!" Usopp said, attempting to pry the reindeer from him.
Sanji pulled out a smoke. "That baka marimo was scared," he muttered.
"What's that? You trying to start something, ero-cook?" Zoro growled.
As the two began butting heads, Robin laughed, and continued walking forward. I came up next to her and started singing.
"I want me~at! I want me~at! No one else will let me eat, I want me~at!"
"Baka," Nami said, rolling her eyes.
Suddenly, I almost stepped on some mushrooms below me. My mouth watered, but then I remembered what had happened at Amazon Lily. I wondered if these would make me laugh or cry, or if they would start growing out of my body.
"Hmmmm," I picked up a mushroom. It was blue with green flecks. My stomach growled. "Can I eat this?"
"Probably not," Sanji said.
I began to raise it to my lips.
"Luffy! No!" Chopper cried.
Nami slapped my hand, making me drop the mushroom. I whined. "No fair."
"Oi," Robin said, suddenly serious, "Where's Chopper?
I looked around. She was right. He had disappeared.
"Did he wander off?" said Nami.
"Usually that's Zoro's problem," Sanji muttered.
"Shut up!" he shouted.
I pouted. "OIII! CHOPPER!" I shouted. When there was no reply, I tried again. "CHOPPER!"
Usopp's legs started trembling. "Where'd he go? He was right next to me!"
Then we heard a small squeak. Chopper was sliding across the ground on his back. A piece of cloth was covering his mouth, and something had tied him up.
Then I saw what was making him move. Tiny people were surrounding him.
Tiny people?
They had tied him with thin ropes, and taken him by surprise. A large group of them were dragging them towards a hole in the ground. One stood on his chest.
"Haha!" The leader shouted. He wore what looked like a small animal fur and a matching hood. He was only about 10 centimeters tall. "There is nothing you can do to stop us! Hahahahaha!"
Chopper transformed into his Heavy Point, snapping the ropes and surprising the little people. They screamed and began running in every direction. I grabbed the leader and picked him up.
"What are you doing? Hey! Put me down! I will steal the furry one! Stop!" He squirmed, so I squeezed him gently.
"Don't hurt him Luffy!" Nami shouted. I sat down, and she knelt beside me. "He's so cute!"
"Whatever you do, don't give him a nickname," Usopp warned. She hit him on the head.
I looked back down to the leader.
"Why are you so small? You're little people?" I asked.
"We are brownies! Of course we're small!"
Brownies?
That just made me hungry. My stomach whined. The brownie squirmed faster. I didn't get it. I cocked my head to the side.
"So... you're mystery little people!" I concluded.
"We could use them as emergency food supplies..." Sanji suggested, exhaling a stream of smoke.
The brownie shrieked.
"Baka!" Nami cried. "Don't be so heartless! They're cute!"
Sanji's jaw dropped, his cigarette falling to the ground. "NAMI-SWAAAAN! I'M SORRY!" He fell to his hands and knees. "How could I be so stupid as to offend Nami-swan?"
Zoro rolled his eyes. "Because you're stupid in general."
"Shut up! You're one to talk, muscle-brain!"
Robin laughed. She bent down next to me. "What's your name, brownie-san?"
"I am the mighty hunter, Enid! Now, put me down and let me take the fuzzy one back! I need to feed my tribe!"
Robin smiled. "Your tribe is hungry?" She turned to Sanji. "Cook-san, maybe we can give them some of our lunch?"
Sanji gasped. "Robin-chwan! Such a lovely idea! I'm so happy! Nami-swan, forgive me! I'll give up two of our lunches, including my own!"
I put down Enid, then spun around. "Who else's are you giving up?"
"Yours." Everyone replied.
"No!" I sobbed. "What about Nami's? She doesn't need it!"
Nami knocked my hat off my head and grabbed my hair. "What was that?" She growled, her eyes flashing.
No one did anything to stop her from hurting me. I didn't get what I did wrong, but I apologized. "I'm sowwy Nami-san. I won't do it agwain!"
Usopp laughed. "You look good with all those bruises!"
"So mean Usopp!" I cried. My lip hurt. It was probably purple by now, because Chopper had rushed over and was putting some ointment on it.
Sanji placed two of the bento boxes on the ground. Enid whistled, and several brownies returned to carry the lunches away.
"Thank you!" Enid cried, crossing his arms in front of his chest in salute. He turned to Chopper. "You are lucky, fuzzy one. Your friends have spared you." Chopper hid behind Robin's legs as Enid turned around and began walking back to his tribe.
I watched the brownies carry the lunches away.
I almost cried.