Apologies to all who wanted Nourtney, but here's my side of the story. I had a really awesome idea, but I got really stuck and I really don't want to abandon it… And did I just say 'really' 3 times in one sentence? Wow… Anyway, sorry for the inconvenience, but to tide you over until I finish off the Nourtney one shot… Here's a really short Geourtney! GeoffxCourtney if you're wondering. Eh, what can I say? I'm feeling ballsy and am gonna try one of my guilty pleasure cracks- too bad there's hardly any quality Geourtney.


Courtney hazily opened her eyes, and inwardly groaned when the bright light of morning entered her pupils. Her lids were heavy and felt strained, and her throat was dry. She blinked a few times to try and focus her vision, but she… had to be seeing things.

What Courtney saw was not her bedroom. In fact, it wasn't a female's room at all. She furrowed her brow at the messy room that lay before her, and winced at the throbbing pain in her head. She glanced down at the untidy bed she rest in, and noticed she was practically naked. She was wearing her new lingerie that she bought for Geoff's end of the year bash- her eyes shot opened when she realized where she was. She was still at Geoff's house, in his bed. But… why?

Courtney quietly and carefully slid out of the bed, wrapping the comforter around her body to try and cover up more of her body, and ran a few fingers through her tangled and disheveled. She was drawing a major blank. She cursed Gwen for getting her to play the drinking game. For seven rounds…

Courtney slowly walked towards the door, being mindful of the clutter that littered the floor. She paused, her eyes widening when her bare foot made contact with a chiseled chest, and a low pitch grunt was heard.

Courtney looked down and gasped, when her eyes met Geoff's unfocused baby blue ones. She quickly covered herself more while her cheeks flashed pink.

"Geoff! What are you doing!" Courtney shrieked.

Geoff blinked confusedly, staring up at Courtney. "I…dunno." He shrugged, before smiling slightly. "Just enjoying the view, I guess." He said, lazily.

Courtney gasped and became an even darker shade of red, wrapping the blanket around her to the point you would think it would cut off her circulation. "GEOFF! UGH!"

Geoff shot up, and winced as his wicked hangover caught up with him and stretched as Courtney went into rant mode. He cringed again as her rant began to increase in volume.

"Whoa, dudette… chill…" Geoff said calmly.

Courtney gaped at him, before narrowing her eyes angrily. "Chill? Chill? DON'T TELL ME TO CHILL, GEOFF! DO YOU NOT GET THE SITUATION WE ARE IN RIGHT NOW? I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT IT! IT'S HORRIBLE! WE COULD'VE H-HAD… Sex! W-what if we weren't safe! What-"

Courtney's panicky rant was cut off by Geoff pressing his lips against hers, instantly silencing her. Geoff pulled away while Courtney stared at him blankly, blushing slightly.

"What…was that for?" She asked hoarsely.

Geoff cracked his usually cheery smile, and rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly. "Well… I don't really know. It could've been to shut you up- all the yelling was seriously heavy, brah, and wasn't helping my killer headache." He replied, earning a scowl from Courtney. He quickly tried to make amends. "Though, it also… Could've been 'cause I wanted to." He smiled.

Courtney weakly smiled back at the laid-back cowboy, and his lame attempt to get back on her good side. She now knew why when Bridgette and Geoff were dating, they made out so much. Geoff's lips were amazing, and definitely left a girl wanting more.


This is rushed and sucky, and terrible, cause I'm in a rush. But if I have time, I might fix it up later, if you actually- dare I say it… liked it! Anywaysies, please review! Until next time!